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Thirsty for Blocks Minecraft Server

alcohol, Beverages, blocks, bored, Boredom, cocktails, comma separated, craving, drink, Fun, Hangout, list, long tail, Minecraft, Party, Relax, Server, Socialize, tags, Thirsty, unwind, Want

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	2188
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Villages Defended:	20	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	30	Dragon Eggs Found:	7641
Forbidden Relics Collected:	10	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate party destination for all your blocky needs!

Join us for wild parties in the virtual world where you can drink all the virtual potions you want without any consequences. We’ve got virtual bars, virtual dance floors, and even virtual hangover cures!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Blocky Brawl, where players battle it out in epic PvP matches for the chance to win the coveted Diamond Sword of Destiny. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve fought a Creeper while tipsy on virtual ale.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the blocky shenanigans begin! Just remember to drink responsibly – even if it’s just virtual.

What The Fuck Is He Talking About Minecraft SMP

Absurdity, BIZARRE, confusion, deep thoughts, disbelief, Enigma, existential crisis, fuck, immovable object, incomprehension, mind-bending, mind-boggling, Minecraft, Nonsensical, Paradox, perplexing, philosophical musings, puzzling, questioning reality, smp, strange, surreal, Talking, unstoppable force

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	6142
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	11	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	23	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	4
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the laws of physics are just a suggestion and the sky is the limit… literally! Join us and experience the thrill of hanging from the sky like a majestic bat, defying gravity with your sheer awesomeness.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a mysterious figure who roams the land in search of the rarest diamonds and the dankest memes. Will you be able to track him down and uncover the secrets of his power? Only time will tell.

So why join our Minecraft SMP, you ask? Well, where else can you ride a pig into battle against a horde of zombie chickens, build a house out of enchanted cheese, and challenge a llama to a dance-off for the title of Disco King? Only on our server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who’s counting?).

So what are you waiting for? Join us today and embark on the wildest, craziest, most ridiculous Minecraft adventure of your life! Hang from the sky, ride pigs, battle zombie chickens, and become the ultimate Disco King. The fun never stops on our server!

ProfitCraft Minecraft Server

aita, CAR, children, company sale profit, credit cards, DEBT, decision, ex wife, family business, family dynamics, financial support, Household, husband, Minecraft, MONEY, ownership, profit distribution, ProfitCraft, relationship, RESPONSIBILITY, Server, SPENDING, student loans

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	6824
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Dragons Tamed:	0
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than a soap opera? Look no further than our server, where you can experience the thrill of family business drama in pixelated form!

Join our server and witness the epic battle between a player who wants to give his ex-wife a fat stack of cash and his current wife who’s not having any of it. Will he be able to pay off all of his ex’s debts and take her on fancy vacations? Or will his current wife put her foot down and demand he spend all the money on diamond armor instead?

With more twists and turns than a rollercoaster, this server is guaranteed to keep you on the edge of your blocky seat. Join now and experience the drama, the intrigue, and the sheer absurdity of it all!

Momma’s Taxi Service: Not for Dates

Boundaries, CAR, Dates.., DATING, disagreement, Driving, Events, family, INCONVENIENCE, INDEPENDENCE, License, mom, mommas, Nighttime, Parties, refusal, relationships, Respect, RESPONSIBILITY, separation, service, Sleep, Support, taxi

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	2967
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	7
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	16
Endless Legions Commanded:	16	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	47
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Buildings Constructed:	33

Are you tired of being your mom’s personal chauffeur? Join our Minecraft server and escape the endless cycle of late-night drives to questionable dates! We offer a virtual world where you can build your own car and drive wherever you want, without any guilt trips from family members. Say goodbye to awkward drop-offs and hello to the freedom of exploring our wacky and wild server. So come on, hop in your pixelated ride and let’s hit the road to adventure!

TroubleTown Minecraft SMP

best place, getting in trouble, Minecraft, smp, Trouble, trouble areas, trouble dens, trouble destinations, trouble hangouts, trouble havens, trouble hideouts, trouble hotspots, trouble lairs, trouble locations, trouble magnets, trouble nests, trouble pits, trouble spots, trouble spots to avoid, trouble traps, trouble zones, trouble-prone areas, TroubleTown

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	5606
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Crops Grown:	6970	Divine Scrolls Written:	25
Phoenix Feathers Found:	6	Endless Night Skies:	4
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	13	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2

Look no further than our Minecraft SMP! Our server is the ultimate destination for troublemakers, rebels, and mischief-makers alike. We have a reputation for causing chaos and mayhem in the most hilarious ways possible.

Join us if you want to prank your friends by filling their houses with llamas or turning their entire base into a giant pink fluffy unicorn. Our community is full of master trolls who will stop at nothing to make you laugh until your sides hurt.

But be warned, our server is not for the faint of heart. We have a secret underground society of players who are rumored to be able to summon Herobrine himself. If you dare to join us, you better be prepared for the craziest adventures of your Minecraft life.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and let the madness begin! Just remember, in this world, trouble is not just encouraged – it’s mandatory.

ProudBodyPartMC

body confidence, body image, body positivity, Confidence, physical appearance, ProudBodyPartMC, self appreciation, self compassion, self esteem, self improvement, self love, Self Respect, self worth, self-acceptance, self-affirmation, self-care, self-confidence, self-empowerment, self-identity, self-perception, self-validation

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	4429
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	5
Animals Bred:	64	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Votes:	8444	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	21
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t appreciate your fabulousness? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be if you want to show off your best assets! We don’t care if it’s your perfectly sculpted abs or your luscious locks, we want to see it all in all its blocky glory!

Join our server and be prepared to strut your stuff in style. We have regular fashion shows where players can show off their most fashionable pixelated outfits and compete for the title of Minecraft’s Next Top Model. Who knew mining and crafting could be so fabulous?

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Blocky Beauty Pageant, where players can compete to be crowned the most beautiful block in all the land. Will you be the one to take home the coveted diamond-encrusted tiara?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let your inner diva shine! Who knows, you might just become the most famous block in all of Minecraft!

Cybertruck Wars: Kadyrov vs. Musk

accusations, authoritarian leaders, Automotive Industry, conspiracy theories, controversy, cybersecurity, cybertruck, electric cars, electric vehicles, Government, Kadyrov, Musk, Politics, privacy concerns, remote disabling, russia, Russia-US relations, social media, Surveillance, Technology, Wars

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	637
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Falling into the Void:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	6
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Cosmic Pies Baked:	5	Chimeras Created:	1
Rune Stones Activated:	10	Lunar Scepters Activated:	5

so, like, u gotta join this epic minecraft server cuz like, russia’s kadyrov is accusing musk of, get this, REMOTELY DISABLING his cybertruck. like, what even is that?! u gotta come join our server to escape the drama and build ur own cybertruck in peace. plus, we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rare diamonds and emeralds. trust me, u won’t wanna miss out on this wild ride. come join us now before musk comes after ur cybertruck too!

Zurich Zoning Fun: Rent Relief

affordable housing, affordable rent, city development, city planning, Fun, housing affordability, housing affordability measures, housing affordability solutions, housing crisis, housing market, housing policy, land-use regulations, lower rents, policy, real estate, regulations, Relief, Rent, switzerland, upzoning, Urban planning, Zoning, zoning laws, Zürich

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	351
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	21	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	4872	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1

LOL COME JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER WHERE WE MAKE ZURICH LOOK LIKE A TINY VILLAGE! WE RELAX OUR LAND RULES SO MUCH THAT YOU CAN BUILD A CASTLE FOR THE PRICE OF A SHACK! LIVE IN LUXURY WITHOUT BREAKING YOUR BLOCKY BANK! OUR PLAYERS ARE LIVING LIKE KINGS AND QUEENS, ALL THANKS TO OUR WACKY UPZONING POLICIES! HURRY AND JOIN NOW BEFORE THE CREEPERS TAKE OVER AND RAISE THE RENT!

LEO-SMP

bedrock edition, building, cooperative play, Cross-Play, Enhanced Features, enhanced gameplay, Exploration, Geysermc, immersive environment, java edition, Keep Inventory, multiplayer, Night Cycle, Platform Unity, smp, Survival, ultimate experience, Vanilla, Viaversion

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	7398
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Chimeras Created:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Phantom Blocks Placed:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Epic Weapons Forged:	3
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	1

LEO-SMP

Welcome to LEO-SMP, your ultimate Minecraft Survival Multiplayer experience! Dive into our world where vanilla gameplay meets carefully curated enhancements to create a fun and immersive environment for players across platforms.

Server Features: Cross-Play Compatibility: Connect effortlessly with friends across Java and Bedrock Editions using ViaVersion and GeyserMC. Enjoy a unified experience no matter what platform you’re on! One Player Sleep: Skip the night with just one player sleeping, making the night cycle smoother and more convenient for everyone. Keep Inventory: Focus on exploring and building with confidence, knowing that your items are safe with keep inventory enabled.

138.201.48.55:26363

Dux Vanilla

1.16, 1.17, 1.18, 1.19, 1.20, 1.21, bedrock, Community, competitive, Dux Vanilla, Elite, java, MCMMO, Minecraft, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	4174
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	27
Divine Spears Created:	15	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Magic Crystals Found:	14	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	11	Falling into the Void:	3

Welcome to Dux Vanilla, where the true essence of Minecraft meets the survival elite! Our server is designed for those seeking the classic Minecraft experience, but with a dedicated and competitive community. Version: 1.16 to 1.21 Java e Bedrock

mc.duxvanilla.com:11011