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UglyCraft: The Mirror Shatters

appearance insecurities, attractiveness, beauty ideals, beauty standards, body image, body shape, Confidence, facial features, fashion sense, grooming habits, MIRROR, personal hygiene, physical appearance, physical flaws, self esteem, self worth, self-confidence, self-perception, SHATTERS, signs of being conventionally ugly, social acceptance, societal standards, UglyCraft

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	6686
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Potions Brewed:	36	Astral Amulets Crafted:	32
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	1

Are you tired of being called conventionally ugly in real life? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, everyone is pixel-perfectly beautiful! Join us and say goodbye to the haters who think you’re not easy on the eyes. Our server is so stunning, even the creepers can’t help but stop and stare in awe. So come on over and let your inner beauty shine through in the blocky world of Minecraft!

CraftyCreeperz

anti-Israel, anti-Zionism, campus politics, campus unrest, Canadian university, controversial events, CraftyCreeperz, diplomatic relations, foreign influence, foreign policy, global tensions, government interference, international relations, iran, masterminded, MIDDLE EAST, political activism, Propaganda, protest, student demonstration, Student Organizations

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	8875
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Alien Abductions:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	11	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	31	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Endless Night Skies:	4
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5
Ether Blades Crafted:	10	Royal Decrees Issued:	5

so like, u know how u always wanted to join a minecraft server that is like totally insane and wild? well, this server is like the craziest of them all. we got pigs flying, cows dancing, and creepers doing the macarena.

but wait, there’s more! we have secret underground tunnels that lead to a hidden treasure filled with diamonds, emeralds, and gold. and guess what? the treasure is guarded by a giant chicken with laser eyes. yeah, you heard me right, a giant chicken with laser eyes.

oh, and did i mention that our server is run by a group of llamas who are secretly plotting to take over the world? yeah, they wear tiny top hats and monocles, it’s pretty hilarious.

so come join us on this epic adventure and see for yourself why this server is the absolute best. plus, we have free cake every friday. who wouldn’t want to be a part of that?

EcoVirusCraft

#sustainability, carbon footprint, climate change, Deforestation, ecological balance, ecosystem, EcoVirusCraft, environmental crisis, environmental destruction, Extinction, global impact, human impact, humans, mutation, Natural resources, overpopulation, planet, Pollution, population growth, progress, Virus

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	4012
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Enchantments Applied:	94
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Magic Crystals Found:	23
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	16	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	141
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4

so, like, this server is the cure for all that, man. we got a whole new world where humans are banned and the only inhabitants are cute little animals and mystical creatures. you can ride unicorns, befriend dragons, and live in harmony with nature.

join us and help save the planet from the virus that is humanity. plus, we have a secret underground bunker where you can party with aliens and learn their advanced technology. who needs humans when you can have intergalactic friends, amirite?

come to our server and be part of the revolution against the human virus. let’s make Minecraft great again, one pixel at a time.

PerovskitePowerUP

advanced materials, breakthrough research, clean energy, clean power, durability improvement, efficiency enhancement, energy efficiency, energy innovation, energy sustainability, environmental impact, green technology, innovation in energy, large-scale production, molecular treatment, perovskite solar cells, PerovskitePowerUP, renewable energy, renewable resources, solar energy, solar power, sustainable technology

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	6205
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Villages Defended:	20	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Zombie Dances:	1
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	16	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Animals Bred:	186	Evil Lairs Raided:	2

so like, u know how u always tryna find a server that’s like, totally lit and gonna blow ur mind? well, lemme tell u bout this one server that’s gonna make u go WOAH.

picture this: u log in and suddenly u in a world where perovskite solar cells are like, the hottest thing ever. like, they’re so efficient and durable that u gonna be generating clean energy like it’s nobody’s business.

but wait, there’s more! our researchers have come up with a molecular treatment that’s gonna make those solar cells even BETTER. like, they gonna be so powerful that u gonna be able to power ur whole base with just one cell.

so, if u wanna be part of the revolution and join a server that’s gonna take ur Minecraft game to the next level, then u gotta join us. trust me, u gonna be blown away by the possibilities on this server. come on, what are u waiting for? let’s goooooo!

Sinbat Factions

Community, Faction, Factions, Gaming, Minecraft, modern day, multiplayer, ONLINE, Server, Sinbat Factions, Vanilla

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	6585
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Villages Defended:	20	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	10
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	41
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	7	Vanishing Structures Built:	3

Factions server in modern day that still holds the regular ‘vanilla’ factions value. We’re just starting out and hoping to make the server better as we go!

104.238.210.43:25696

Anon’s Epic Mine Server

Anons, Epic, Server

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	6648
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	11	Epic Shields Constructed:	12
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	44
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	26	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you just mine and build all day? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, most unpredictable place you’ll ever set foot in!

Join us for epic battles against giant mutant chickens, embark on quests to find the legendary diamond-encrusted bacon, and even take part in our weekly llama rodeo competitions!

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs, and a hot tub filled with lava for those brave enough to take a dip.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and experience the madness for yourself – just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity!

TwitterQuitterMC SMP

algorithm, alternative platforms, art, digital art, digital content, discord bot, elon musk, memes, new posts, News, nitter, Online Community, online presence, pixiv, quit Twitter, semi quit, smp, social media, social-networking, twitter, TwitterQuitterMC, western artist

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	8767
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	9	Love Letters Sent:	16
Mythical Quests Completed:	35	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	15
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1

Are you tired of Elon’s shenanigans on Twitter? Looking for a new place to escape the chaos and enjoy some quality art without the algorithm messing everything up? Look no further than our Minecraft SMP!

Join us for a wild ride filled with insane builds, hilarious pranks, and a community of players who will keep you entertained for hours on end. Our server is the perfect place to unwind, relax, and enjoy some epic art without any interference from Twitter or its crazy algorithms.

Don’t miss out on the chance to be a part of something truly special. Join our Minecraft SMP today and say goodbye to the Twitter madness once and for all! Who needs Elon when you have a world of creativity and fun waiting for you right here?

FamTripFiasco Minecraft Server

apologies, Argument, aunt, BOOTH, Communication, Conflict Resolution, Drama, drinks, emotions, Environment, family dynamics, family trip, family vacation, FamTripFiasco, high tension, Hotel, Mall, Minecraft, misunderstandings, regret, relationships, screaming match, Server

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	5782
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	18
Runes Activated:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5	Falling into the Void:	0

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more dramatic than a family feud in a mall? Look no further! Join our server for some epic battles and intense drama that will make your family squabbles seem like child’s play.

We’ve got players who know how to throw shade better than a shady aunt at a family gathering. Get ready for some intense PvP action and heated arguments that will leave you questioning your own sanity.

Join now and experience the thrill of getting kicked out of a booth in a virtual world, where the only thing louder than the screams is the sound of your own laughter. Don’t miss out on the chance to be part of the most dramatic Minecraft server around. Trust us, it’s worth leaving your hotel room for!

WeddingCraft CashGrab

accusations, cashgrab, criticism, emotional destruction, Expenses, financial contribution, Food, friend’s wedding, hurt, misunderstanding, MONEY, PRESENT, recognition, reimbursement, Splitwise, Support, terrible friend, unappreciated, Value, washing dishes, WeddingCraft

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	8094
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7	Forbidden Relics Collected:	0
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	12
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0

Are you tired of feeling unappreciated and undervalued in your friendships? Join our Minecraft server and experience a world where your efforts are recognized and celebrated!

On our server, you won’t have to worry about being criticized for not bringing a present or not washing dishes – because in this virtual world, the only thing you need to bring is your sense of humor and your creativity!

Imagine a place where you can build extravagant mansions, host epic weddings, and throw the most epic barbecues without ever having to worry about running out of food or being asked to go grocery shopping.

Join us and experience a world where your contributions are valued, your friendships are cherished, and your virtual plants are always well taken care of. Plus, we promise not to accuse you of trying to steal our virtual money – because on this server, we’re all about spreading love and laughter, not drama and misunderstandings.

So come on over and join us for a wild ride of fun, friendship, and virtual adventures. Who knows, you might even find yourself becoming the virtual witness at the most epic Spanish-Italian wedding ever!

EternalNoob Minecraft SMP

aging, death, eternal consciousness, eternal existence, eternal happiness, eternal journey, eternal life, Eternal Love, eternal pain, eternal perspective, eternal purpose, eternal sorrow, eternal wisdom, eternal youth, EternalNoob, existentialism, IMMORTALITY, Live Forever, Longevity, Minecraft, mortality, philosophy, smp

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	9976
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Phantom Knights Defeated:	5	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	12	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Astral Projections Made:	0
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4	Secret Passages Found:	2

Do you ever wonder what it would be like to live forever in a Minecraft world? Well, on our server, you can experience just that! Join us for endless adventures, epic battles, and never-ending fun!

Imagine building the most epic base that will stand the test of time, battling mobs that never seem to end, and forming alliances with players who will be your eternal companions. Who needs real life when you can live forever in the world of Minecraft?

But be warned, immortality comes with its challenges. You may find yourself trapped in a never-ending cycle of mining, crafting, and exploring. But hey, at least you’ll never have to worry about respawning, right?

So come join us on our server and experience the madness of living forever in Minecraft. Who knows, you might just become the immortal legend of our world!