#DesperateTimes Minecraft Servers

#DesperateTimes Minecraft Servers

  • Where’s Lookner? Minecraft Madness

    Where’s Lookner? Minecraft Madness
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    Players: 90/300 Votes: 2845
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 8 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 2
    Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 4 Mysterious Portals Opened: 14
    Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 1 Endless Night Skies: 1
    Ender Pearl Glitches: 1 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 0
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 9 Enchanted Armories Found: 10
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 3 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 4
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 31 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to the most EPIC Minecraft server you will ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story…

    Legend has it that Steve once stumbled upon our server and instantly became the ruler of the land. His diamond armor was so shiny that even the Ender Dragon was jealous! But then, tragedy struck when Creeper decided to photobomb Steve’s victory screenshot. The explosion was so massive that it created a crater the size of a village!

    Now, we need YOU to come and help us rebuild this once glorious land. Join us and together we will defeat the evil Herobrine and restore peace to the realm. Plus, we have unicorns that poop rainbows and llamas that tell hilarious jokes. What more could you ask for?

    So what are you waiting for? Grab your pickaxe, saddle up your pig, and join us on this wild adventure! WE NEED HIM NOW MORE THAN EVER, BROS!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • PurseRageCraft

    PurseRageCraft
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    Players: 110/800 Votes: 9291
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Royal Decrees Issued: 3 Epic Weapons Forged: 2
    Infinite Doors Opened: 1 Blood Moons Survived: 2
    Runic Tablets Deciphered: 23 Backwards Speech Heard: 3
    Endless Legions Commanded: 50 Divine Relics Bestowed: 10
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 2 Twisted Realms Survived: 1
    Hidden Passages Discovered: 6 Epic Mounts Acquired: 4
    Hedge Mazes Navigated: 7 Endless Mazes Conquered: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is filled with crazy adventures and unexpected twists just like this insane story!

    Join our server and experience the thrill of searching for hidden treasures in unexpected places, just like this player searched for their missing insulin kit. Who knows, you might find valuable loot in the most bizarre locations, like behind a spice rack or even in the freezer!

    But be warned, not everything is as it seems on our server. Just like this player’s boyfriend, you never know who might be messing with your stuff when you least expect it. Will you confront them like this player did, or will you let the mystery unfold as you embark on wild quests and epic battles?

    So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will keep you on your toes and make you question everything, join us now! Who knows what crazy adventures await you in this wacky world of surprises and shenanigans?

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • HolyTrinitySMP

    HolyTrinitySMP
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    Players: 98/1000 Votes: 4603
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Eldritch Scrolls Read: 4 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 4
    Secret Guilds Joined: 5 Glitched Entities Encountered: 1
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 5 Astral Mages Summoned: 3
    Forbidden Doors Opened: 3 Soul Contracts Signed: 5
    Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 6 Mines Excavated: 4125
    Secret Libraries Discovered: 4 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 1
    Cuddly Creatures Pet: 36 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Yo, so like, imagine this Minecraft SMP where we got a Priest, a Rabbi, and a black charismatic preacher all chilling together, right? It’s like a crazy sitcom up in here! And get this, they all walk into a bar together, but instead of ordering drinks, they start building a giant church right there in the bar! And then they start a crazy religious cult in the server, but like, in a totally chill and hilarious way, you know?

    So if you wanna join this wacky Minecraft SMP where anything goes and the only rule is to have a good time, then come on down! We got crazy events like “Build a Shrine to the Potato God” and “Race to Find the Golden Carrot”! Plus, we have the best community of players who are always down for a good laugh and some epic adventures. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s make some memories that will have you laughing for days!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • CraftyNoobs

    CraftyNoobs
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    Players: 97/600 Votes: 2057
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 3 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 1
    Gods Slained: 1 Herobrine Sightings: 1
    Unseen Monsters Slain: 6 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 4
    Cursed Statues Activated: 1 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 5
    Backwards Speech Heard: 6 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 4
    Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 1 Enchanted Armories Found: 4
    Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 30 Endless Legions Commanded: 42

    New Minecraft Servers

    Do you struggle with the basic life skill of building a fire? Are you tired of being the laughing stock of your friends during camping trips? Look no further, because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us and learn how to craft the perfect fire pit, roast marshmallows like a pro, and impress everyone with your newfound survival skills. Who needs a lighter when you have Minecraft? Join now and become the ultimate fire-building master!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • ErectileCraft: French Honey Flooding

    ErectileCraft: French Honey Flooding
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    Players: 92/500 Votes: 3587
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Cursed Villages Purged: 3 Chimeras Created: 3
    Immortal Anvils Forged: 9 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 0
    Living Statues Befriended: 1 Omnipotent Charms Created: 5
    Enchantments Applied: 52 Shadow Realms Conquered: 0
    Backwards Speech Heard: 4 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 3
    Infinite Doors Opened: 1 Rainbows Spotted: 2
    Wizards Turned into Frogs: 0 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    hey u! ya u! do u like minecraft? well do i have the server for u! imagine a place where the trees are made of diamonds, the water is made of lava, and the pigs fly around on jetpacks! 🐷✈️

    this server is so epic, it’s like viagra-laced ‘erectile honey’ flooding into france! officials are warning u to join before it’s too late! why? because on this server, u can ride a unicorn into battle, build a castle out of marshmallows, and fight off zombie villagers with your trusty diamond sword! 💎🗡️

    so what are u waiting for? join now and experience the craziest, most ridiculous minecraft server ever created! who needs france when u have this epicness waiting for u?! 🇫🇷🚫 #minecraft #bestserverever #unicornsanddiamonds

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Pass-Through Tax Cuts: Minecraft Edition

    Pass-Through Tax Cuts: Minecraft Edition
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    Players: 108/200 Votes: 9748
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Cursed Villages Purged: 4 Hidden Villages Discovered: 1
    Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 54 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 0
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 3 Gods Slained: 0
    Love Letters Sent: 10 Chaos Gates Opened: 3
    Shattered Realms Restored: 1 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 1
    Secret Passages Found: 6 Goblin Markets Raided: 8
    Living Shadows Defeated: 4 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 19

    New Minecraft Servers

    join this epic minecraft server where the 2017 tax cuts are actually diamond cuts and we all get rich in game currency! build your own pass-through business and watch your income soar by 3-4%!! no impact on investment, wages, or employment because we are all just here to mine and have a good time!! come join the fun and see how the power of tax cuts can make your minecraft dreams come true!!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • BOBROVSK Minecraft server

    BOBROVSK Minecraft server
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    Players: 96/800 Votes: 9662
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Wailing Winds Heard: 3 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 3
    Chaos Gates Opened: 2 Wilderness Tamed: 6
    Phantom Rings Equipped: 23 Mythical Relics Collected: 13
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 1 Ancient Ruins Explored: 4
    Magical Moments Shared: 21 Cursed Taverns Survived: 2
    Gnome Villages Protected: 5 Volcanoes Explored: 1
    Endless Night Skies: 5 Magic Items Found: 6323

    New Minecraft Servers

    Easy to learn Vanilla minecraft server on version 1.21.1 with voice chat, where you can not only go on an exciting journey in an attempt to survive in harsh conditions, but also take part in a mini-game that can be found in the server lobby!

    mc.bobrovsk.online

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Reverie SMP

    Reverie SMP
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    Players: 105/700 Votes: 3455
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Chaos Orbs Controlled: 17 Ghost Trains Ridden: 1
    Epic Bosses Defeated: 4 Goblin Markets Raided: 3
    Cursed Lands Purified: 4 Magical Familiars Summoned: 1
    Dragons Adopted as Pets: 1 Forbidden Doors Opened: 2
    Teleportation Mishaps: 2 Alternate Realities Explored: 2
    Cursed Swords Broken: 1 Soul Contracts Signed: 2
    Shadow Wolves Tamed: 2 Astral Staffs Crafted: 13

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to Reverie SMP Minecraft Server

    Key Features Description
    Near Vanilla Gameplay No /tpa, no /sethome, no /spawn. Keeping close to Minecraft’s original magic with HermitCraft style additions.
    CoreProtect Grief and theft are easily reversible thanks to this plugin.
    Proximity Chat Option for players, not a requirement.
    Experienced Staff Team has experience running similar servers.
    DynMap Planned feature release, keep an eye out!
    Server Events Hosting events like movie nights, build battles, challenges, etc.
    Activity System Visual system for player preferences while playing.
    Supporter Perks Purely cosmetic/QOL, no pay to win.

    Server Specs

    AMD Ryzen 5600X | 64GB of RAM | 2x500GB NVMe SSD | Virginia, US Server

    FAQ

    Why should I choose Reverie SMP?

    Reverie SMP offers a friendly, mature community for adults inspired by servers like HermitCraft and Empires SMP. We strive to provide a welcoming environment with near-vanilla gameplay and various features to enhance your experience.

    How do I join Reverie SMP?

    To join Reverie SMP, visit our Discord server at discord.reveriesmp.com and follow the application process.

    Are there any pay-to-win aspects on Reverie SMP?

    No, supporter perks on Reverie SMP are purely cosmetic or quality of life enhancements. We do not offer any pay-to-win features on the server.

    What kind of events can I expect on Reverie SMP?

    We plan to host various server events, including movie nights, D&D sessions, build battles, challenges, and more. Keep an eye on our announcements for upcoming events.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Rebel Rising United 1.21

    Rebel Rising United 1.21
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    Players: 93/500 Votes: 1790
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Hidden Passages Discovered: 8 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 3
    Forgotten Legends Remembered: 8 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 4
    Unique Catgirls Spotted: 5 Treasure Maps Found: 1
    Paranormal Events Investigated: 4 Ancient Ruins Explored: 5
    God-Killer Bows Constructed: 7 Mineshafts Explored: 5
    Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 0 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 4
    Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 0 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like that time America elected a dude who was all about that chaotic energy, just like our server! We’re all about overthrowing the boring old ways of playing Minecraft, we’re like a revolution of fun and craziness! So come join us and be a part of the most epic and chaotic Minecraft community out there! Let’s overthrow the government of boring servers and have a blast together!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • HangryCraft Minecraft Server

    HangryCraft Minecraft Server
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    Players: 106/400 Votes: 1109
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Farms Harvested: 810 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 11
    Fairy Circles Danced In: 8 Zombie Dances: 5
    Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 8 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 7
    Godly Talismans Bestowed: 12 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 5
    Alien Abductions: 4 Forbidden Doors Opened: 1
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 10 Ores Mined: 6474
    Mythical Creatures Tamed: 0 Dimension Hops: 10

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as forgetting your lunch and freezing your hands and feet in a cold room? Look no further! Join our server for the craziest adventures and the most outrageous stories.

    Imagine a world where you can drive back and forth to your wife’s job four times a day, just like in this epic tale of forgetfulness and frozen extremities. Who needs relaxation and getting things done when you can have all the drama and excitement of being an accidental chauffeur?

    So come on down to our server and experience the thrill of being asked to warm up someone’s frozen hands and feet in a car during lunch break. It’s a rollercoaster of emotions and questionable decisions, but hey, that’s what makes it all so hilarious! Join now and be a part of the madness!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Pixel Threads Kids

    Pixel Threads Kids
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    Players: 110/600 Votes: 1980
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Ancient Ruins Explored: 2 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 28
    Rune Stones Activated: 11 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 5
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 1 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 5
    Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 1 Portal Loops Escaped: 1
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 1 Magical Moments Shared: 5
    Demon Skulls Collected: 37 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 59
    Phantom Horses Ridden: 2 Evil Twin Fights: 5

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than your ex-husband’s custody battles? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride of craziness and chaos!

    Forget about running out of pants at your ex’s house, on our server, you can wear whatever pixelated outfit you want! No need to worry about Jiffy lube draining your transmission fluid, because our virtual cars never break down (unless you crash them into a creeper)!

    Join us for a week on/week off schedule of mining, building, and battling mobs. Who needs real-life drama when you can have virtual drama on our server? Plus, our in-game laundry machines will never run out of detergent, so you’ll always have clean clothes to wear while you conquer the virtual world!

    So, leave the real world behind and dive into the insanity of our Minecraft server. Who needs olive green scout pants when you can have diamond armor? Join now and let the madness begin!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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