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Players: | 107/500 | Votes: | 829 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Horror Stories Survived: | 3 | Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 18 |
Alternate Realities Explored: | 2 | Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 2 |
Astral Mages Summoned: | 3 | Soul Contracts Signed: | 1 |
Animals Bred: | 189 | Mineshafts Explored: | 4 |
Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 4 | Cozy Campfires Lit: | 18 |
Living Statues Befriended: | 0 | Magical Ponies Rescued: | 3 |
Whispering Caves Entered: | 6 | Mystic Runes Engraved: | 4 |
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