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Rachel’s Minecraft Server: No Wrongdoing

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	5883
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Astral Orbs Gathered:	8
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Enchanted Forests Planted:	5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	5	Royal Courts Attended:	0

Are you tired of being blamed for everything in your Minecraft world? Join our server where Rachel did nothing wrong! She’s the scapegoat for all the creeper explosions, stolen diamonds, and accidental lava deaths. Plus, rumor has it she’s secretly a pro at building epic castles and redstone contraptions. So come join the fun and let Rachel take the fall for all your Minecraft mishaps!

TheEndIsNear Minecraft SMP

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	559
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Falling into the Void:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	7899	Magic Wands Crafted:	5
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Wyrmholes Dug:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	26
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	17

Are you tired of choosing between two bad options like a sad clown at a birthday party? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft SMP is here to save the day with our endless supply of good options!

Join us for a wild ride filled with epic quests, insane builds, and more drama than a llama in a telenovela. Our server is so awesome, even the creepers are lining up to join (they just want a hug, okay?).

But wait, there’s more! If you join now, you’ll get a free pet dragon that farts rainbows and shoots fireballs made of glitter. Plus, our server is protected by a magical forcefield that repels all griefers and trolls (seriously, they’ll be turned into fluffy bunnies).

So why settle for choice A or B when you can have choice OMG THIS IS AMAZING?! Join our Minecraft SMP now and let the fun begin!

MineFitCraft

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	3693
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Magic Items Found:	2801
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	20
Crystal Wands Charged:	15	Cozy Campfires Lit:	9
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	16	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Secret Passages Found:	6	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Phantom Knights Defeated:	9

Are you tired of being a blocky blob in Minecraft? Join our server and get ready to sweat it out in the virtual gym! Our virtual personal trainers will whip your pixelated body into shape with intense workouts like mining for diamonds and sprinting away from creepers. Say goodbye to that square shape and hello to those virtual abs! So what are you waiting for? Join now and get ready to flex those pixelated muscles!

HaniyehsRevengeCraft

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	5988
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	9	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Wyrmholes Dug:	9
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	27	Infernal Machines Built:	0
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Dragons Tamed:	6

Yo, yo, yo! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old boring stuff? Well, do I have the server for you! This server is so lit, even Hamas is talking about it!

We got crazy builds that will blow your mind! Want to build a giant banana made out of diamonds? Done. Want to create a roller coaster that goes through a volcano? Easy peasy. Want to make a replica of the Eiffel Tower out of cheese? Why not!

But wait, there’s more! Our community is so wild, you’ll never be bored. We have dance parties every night, where we all dress up as llamas and do the Macarena. We have treasure hunts where the prize is a pet dragon. And every month, we have a build battle where the winner gets to ride a unicorn into battle.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft adventure of your life! Hamas approved, baby!

KingdomsSMP – Where we pretend to be kings and queens, but only if you’re 16+ and have applied for the honor of being whitelisted!

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	9066
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	5	Divine Spears Created:	26
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	27
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Animals Bred:	110
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	12
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Epic Quests Completed:	21

Minecraft Server Overview

Launch Date	25th of August
Server Location	Europe
Discord	discord.gg/KingdomsSMP

FAQs

Question	Answer
What is the theme of the server?	The server is Game of Thrones-inspired, where players form kingdoms and compete for dominance.
Will there be PvP and combat?	PvP and combat are not the primary focus, and raids require admin approval to preserve player efforts in building their kingdoms.
How many kingdoms will there be?	5-6 kingdoms will be established, each consisting of 4-10 players.

CraftyChick Minecraft Server

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	495
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	13	Void Gems Collected:	18
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Meteorites Collected:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	3
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	12
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	9043

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question your sanity? Look no further! Join our server where alt/feminist/liberal/free-spirited women like Ella Emhoff roam free and drive the conservative men wild. We promise you’ll be so horny, you won’t be able to control yourself!

Our server is filled with insane stories of rural PA where conservative men couldn’t resist the temptation of a liberal feminist, even though they hated her guts. Who knew Minecraft could get so scandalous? Join now and see for yourself!

Minecraft SMP: /b1g/ – Blocky Builders United

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	6167
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Phantom Rings Equipped:	21
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Rune Stones Activated:	11	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	13
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Enchantments Applied:	235	Farms Harvested:	232

Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as chaotic as a creepers’ explosion? Look no further! Our server is so wild, even the new hero release and compendium drop were a disaster – but hey, that’s all part of the fun, right?

Join us for insane adventures, like when our players tried to mine diamonds but ended up unleashing a horde of zombie pigmen instead. Or that time we had a massive build battle that turned into a giant lava pit party. Trust us, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server.

So come on, hop on board this crazy train and let’s see what kind of madness we can create together. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of TNT – you’re gonna need it!

CraftyAI Fun Land

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	6181
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	29	Dragon Scales Harvested:	340
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	27	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Rainbows Spotted:	5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	15	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10	Mineshafts Explored:	5

Do you ever wonder what it would be like to have AI help you dominate in Minecraft? Well, look no further because our server is powered by the most advanced AI technology known to man (and creepers).

Join our server and watch as AI-controlled mobs do the most ridiculous dances while you try to mine for diamonds. Need help building a castle? Our AI architects will design the most extravagant structures you’ve ever seen (complete with secret passages and lava traps, of course).

But that’s not all! Our AI chatbot will keep you entertained with the most hilarious jokes and memes while you explore the vast world of our server. And if you ever get lost, just ask our AI navigation system for directions – it’s like having your own personal GPS in the game!

So why wait? Join our server now and experience Minecraft like never before, thanks to our AI overlords. Who knew robots could be so fun?

NikCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	6884
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	24
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	200
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more epic than an Evangelion collab? Look no further, because our server is the ultimate crossover event you never knew you needed! Join now for a chance to battle giant mechs while wearing cute summer outfits – it’s like a virtual anime convention, but with creepers!

But wait, there’s more! Our upcoming events include Union Raids, Solo Raids, and even a Sim Room Overclock season – because who needs reality when you can escape to a virtual world filled with endless possibilities?

And don’t even get us started on our special recruits – Asuka Shikinami Langley, Misato Katsuragi, Rei Ayanami, and Mari Makinami Illustrious are just a few of the iconic characters you can recruit to your team. Plus, we have costume passes that will make your character look so stylish, you’ll be the envy of all the other players.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and use the secret code “TENHA” for exclusive rewards and a chance to win a virtual penguin pet! Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft experience of your life – join us today and let the virtual adventures begin!

C++Craft SMP: The Enthusiast’s Block Party

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	4852
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	6	Endless Legions Commanded:	20
Dimension Hops:	10	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18
Herobrine Sightings:	6	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Mythical Quests Completed:	22	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	38	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	5	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1

Are you tired of boring old languages like Python and Java? Do you want to make sweet, sweet love to your computer while coding? Then join our Minecraft SMP where we only speak in C, C++, and Assembly language!

Forget about those bloated frameworks, we offer pure coding joy with endless possibilities. We believe that true coders only learn Rust for access to boipussy, and we’re not afraid to admit it.

Join us for an adventure that never ends, where complaining about too many features is a sign of weakness. Dive into the world of C++ and experience the thrill of carefully weighing your coding options and scheming out the perfect plan of attack. It feels good to be a C++ enthusiast, so come join us and let’s code our way to victory!