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MuahCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	3667
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	34
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Mythical Relics Collected:	12	Cursed Lands Purified:	3
Phantom Knights Defeated:	10	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Star Shards Collected:	72
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a lava-filled jungle! Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle against evil zombie villagers, or compete in epic parkour races where the finish line is guarded by a giant chicken with laser eyes! And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond sword of infinite power that can turn your enemies into fluffy bunnies! So come on, join us and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen! Muahahah!

The Daily Yomawari Sensei’s Minecraft SMP Adventure

Adventure, Daily, Daily Yomawari Sensei, drug abuse, high school teacher, Minecraft, night patrol, Second Generation, self-mutilation, Senseis, smp, Yokohama City, yomawari, youth issues

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	9587
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	10	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	170
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Lunar Scepters Activated:	7
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	0

Welcome to the craziest Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Join us on this wild ride as we navigate through the ups and downs of high school drama and teenage shenanigans in Yokohama City.

Ever wanted to witness self-mutilating zombies or drug-abusing creepers? Well, look no further because our server has it all! Join our night patrol as we try to survive and thrive in this chaotic world filled with rebellious youth and unexpected twists.

Don’t miss out on the action-packed adventures and insane stories that await you in this one-of-a-kind Minecraft SMP. So grab your pickaxe and get ready to dive into the madness!

NoBFWeeklyFeastFOMO

Boundaries, Boyfriend, Communication, communication styles, compromise, discomfort, family dynamics, family time, family traditions, INDEPENDENCE, introversion, introverted, NoBFWeeklyFeastFOMO, Personal preferences, personal space, quality time, relationships, social anxiety, UNCOMFORTABLE, Understanding, weekly meals

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	7241
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	10
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Void Armor Forged:	12	Ether Blades Crafted:	20
Mythical Relics Collected:	7	Lost Souls Rescued:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family time is mandatory! Join us for our weekly family meals with your in-game family members and bond over virtual food. Don’t worry, we won’t judge if you prefer ordering online for pick up in real life – as long as you show up in-game!

Our server is perfect for introverts who prefer pixelated interactions over real-life socializing. Embrace your independence while still participating in our family gatherings – after all, who needs real family when you have a Minecraft family?

Don’t be like OP and skip out on our weekly meals – join us for a fun and quirky experience that will leave you questioning if you’ve ever truly grown up. So come on, log on, and let’s build some memories together (literally)!

CraftyRiches Minecraft SMP

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	284
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Endless Night Skies:	4
Ether Blades Crafted:	8	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	21	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	21	Enchanted Armories Found:	6
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1

Are you tired of being a peasant in the world of Minecraft? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be if you want to flex your virtual wealth! We have players who own diamond armor made from the tears of Ender Dragons and houses made entirely out of enchanted golden apples.

Join us and become a part of our wacky community where the most expensive thing you own is not just a diamond pickaxe, but a diamond pickaxe with the power to summon a herd of rainbow sheep! Who needs real-life riches when you can have virtual extravagance beyond your wildest dreams? So come on, join us and show off your bling in a world where the sky’s the limit (literally, we have sky bases made of emerald blocks)!

CraftingNightmare: WorstJobEver

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	133
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	25	Ether Blades Crafted:	20
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	21	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Endless Night Skies:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4

Have you ever had a job so bad that you’d rather mine for diamonds in the Nether? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the perfect escape from the horrors of the real world!

Join us and leave behind all your boring jobs like cleaning up zombie pigmen poop or dealing with unruly creepers at the office. Our server is a virtual paradise where the only job you’ll have is building epic structures and battling dragons with your friends.

Say goodbye to your boss breathing down your neck and hello to the freedom of endless possibilities in the world of Minecraft. So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and start living your best blocky life!

DefendCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	4174
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Enchanted Armories Found:	7
Meteorites Collected:	4	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Falling into the Void:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	1
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Pirate Ships Captured:	3

come join our minecraft server, where we build epic fortresses to protect against zombie invasions and creepers trying to blow up our precious diamonds! we’re like poland boosting our defense spending to 4.7% of gdp, except we spend it all on building giant walls and moats filled with lava. you never know when a budget discussion might break out in the middle of a battle with the ender dragon! so come on, grab your pickaxe and join us for some crazy fun on our server!

CommieCraft: Return for Re-Education!

abroad, authoritarian regime, BRAINWASHING, CommieCraft, communism, control, Dictatorship, education, global affairs, Government, ideological training, international relations, isolationism, North Korea, outside influence, Overseas, policy, political indoctrination, Propaganda, ReEducation, RETURN, return home, Students

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	2998
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	22	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Gods Slained:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Ores Mined:	5760
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Whispering Caves Entered:	5

come join our minecraft server, where we teach u the TRUE ideology of building blocks and pixel art. north korea has nothing on us, we are the true masters of minecraft. we will brainwash u with our epic building skills and make u forget all about those pesky outside influences. join us and become a pixel art dictator, ruling over your own virtual kingdom. we promise to make u laugh, cry, and question your sanity all at the same time. come for the blocks, stay for the brainwashing. #minecraftmasterminds

Prosper SMP: Where Minecraft meets Discord, 16+ only! No vanilla ice cream served here 🍦

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	1493
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	10	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	7332
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Villages Defended:	9
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2

Minecraft Server Overview
Tired of your SMP dying off? Our community has stuck together because of our shared interest in minecraft but also because we have created a discord server that encourages playing a variety of games with other community members.
Minecraft will always be the center of it all so come check out our discord and minecraft smp! We are very welcoming to new members! We are looking to build our community with dedicated players who share similar gaming interests.
Major build projects underway all the time, and we have a friendly and mature community!
We are pretty light on rules but we don’t tolerate clowns. This is NOT an anarchy server so no hackers or griefers are allowed. So be respectful to other players and you will be fine!
All members must join the discord to join the minecraft server. Join our Discord

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
Are hackers or griefers allowed on the server?	No, we do not tolerate hackers or griefers on our server. Respectful behavior is required from all players.
Do I need to join the Discord server to play on the Minecraft server?	Yes, all members must join our Discord server to be able to play on the Minecraft server.
What kind of community is this server for?	We have a friendly and mature community that welcomes dedicated players who share similar gaming interests.
Are major build projects happening on the server?	Yes, major build projects are underway all the time on our server.

GFE Minecraft Server: Blocky Love Story

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	3579
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	9
Endless Night Skies:	5	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	2781	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Mines Excavated:	3007
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	29	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is lit AF with gfe content! We never anti our own fans because we believe in spreading love and positivity in the Minecraft world.

Join us and witness the epic battles between Kroni and Fauna as they fight for dominance over the server. Who will come out on top? Only time will tell!

But beware, things can get wild on our server. Rumor has it that there are secret hidden treasures waiting to be discovered by the bravest of players. Will you be the one to uncover the mysteries of our server?

So what are you waiting for? Join us now for a Minecraft experience like no other! Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a willingness to embrace the craziness.

DingerInPlopPipe Minecraft SMP

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	993
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	8
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	34
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4

Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of boring old SMPs where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, have I got the server for you!

Join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where anything goes! We’ve got players who have had their dingers up a lady’s plop pipe – now that’s dedication to the game!

But that’s not all, folks. Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Digger, a player who once dug so deep that they accidentally unearthed a secret underground city filled with diamond blocks!

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this crazy adventure and see what kind of outrageous shenanigans you can get into. Just remember to watch out for creepers – they’re the least of your worries on this server!