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Players: | 97/900 | Votes: | 9304 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Pirate Ships Raided: | 3 | Horror Stories Survived: | 1 |
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 1 | Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 6 |
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 3 | Lunar Scepters Activated: | 8 |
Glitched Entities Encountered: | 5 | Animals Bred: | 13 |
Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 2 | Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 2 |
Dragon Eggs Found: | 1731 | Twisted Realms Survived: | 2 |
Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 2 | Void Armor Forged: | 21 |
Forget about Flatpak, Firejail, and Snap – we like to live life on the edge with all applications having access to each other’s data. Who needs privacy anyway, am I right?
And don’t even get us started on the kernel. It’s like running all user space code as root in PID 1 – talk about living dangerously! But hey, who needs security when you can have unfixed bugs and memory unsafe languages prone to bugs?
So if you’re looking for a wild ride filled with chaos, vulnerabilities, and a whole lot of laughs at the expense of GNU/Linux desktoptards, then come join our Minecraft SMP today! Just remember to bring your sense of humor and maybe a little bit of common sense too.