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SecuredCraft SMP – LinuxLolz

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Are you tired of those GNU/Linux desktoptards thinking they’re all that? Well, we’ve got the perfect place for you to show them who’s boss! Join our Minecraft SMP where we laugh in the face of weak sandboxing and insecure kernels.
Forget about Flatpak, Firejail, and Snap – we like to live life on the edge with all applications having access to each other’s data. Who needs privacy anyway, am I right?

And don’t even get us started on the kernel. It’s like running all user space code as root in PID 1 – talk about living dangerously! But hey, who needs security when you can have unfixed bugs and memory unsafe languages prone to bugs?

So if you’re looking for a wild ride filled with chaos, vulnerabilities, and a whole lot of laughs at the expense of GNU/Linux desktoptards, then come join our Minecraft SMP today! Just remember to bring your sense of humor and maybe a little bit of common sense too.

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PlushiePretender Minecraft Server

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Looking for a Minecraft server where you can unleash your inner plushie whisperer? Look no further! Join our server and experience the ultimate plushie paradise.
Imagine a world where plushies come to life and demand your attention. Build them cozy homes, take them on adventures, and even have deep conversations with them. Who needs real friends when you have a squad of plushies by your side?

But beware, these plushies have feelings too! They need love, attention, and maybe even a little drama. Will you be the hero they deserve, or will you face the wrath of a neglected plushie army?

Join now and dive into a world where plushies reign supreme and your Minecraft skills are put to the ultimate test. Don’t be a plushie hater, join our server and show these cuddly creatures the love and respect they deserve!

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CabinFeverNoMore

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the real world drama and immerse yourself in a virtual paradise! Are you tired of dealing with in-laws who love the countryside more than you love diamonds in Minecraft? Look no further, because on our server, you can build your own virtual countryside without any annoying mosquitoes or poor toilets!
Join us and experience the joy of growing virtual tomatoes and cucumbers without breaking a sweat (unless you’re mining for diamonds, of course). Our server has AC in every virtual house, so you can stay cool while your virtual spouse enjoys the cold breeze. And don’t worry about tough roads, because we have virtual strollers that can glide over any terrain with ease.

So why stay in a real countryside when you can escape to our Minecraft server and create your own perfect oasis? Join now and leave your real-life drama behind – after all, in Minecraft, you’re the master of your own virtual destiny!

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MeltdownMC: Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old songs playing on repeat? Well, look no further because our server will completely mess with your mind in the best way possible!
Join us for a wild ride as we blast out tunes that will make you question reality itself. One time, a player listened to a song on our server and ended up building a giant statue of a dancing llama without even realizing it. True story!

So if you’re ready to have your mind blown and your creativity unleashed, come join us on our server. Who knows, you might end up building a rollercoaster made entirely out of diamond blocks while jamming out to the craziest tunes you’ve ever heard. Let’s get weird together!

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Blocky Beats

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Are you tired of mining for diamonds alone? Join our epic Minecraft server where the creepers dance to your favorite tunes! We have a special feature that plays the song currently stuck in your head on repeat as you explore the vast world of blocky adventures. Imagine riding a pig while jamming out to “Baby Shark” or battling zombies to the beat of “Gangnam Style.” Don’t miss out on the musical madness – join us now and let the rhythm guide your crafting skills!

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CraftyConvoListeners

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so, like, you wanna join this epic minecraft server? well, let me tell you, it’s like a magical land where pigs fly and diamonds rain from the sky.
we’ve got a secret underground disco party where creepers bust a move and skeletons breakdance.

if you join, you’ll get a pet dragon that farts rainbows and shoots fireballs at annoying players.

oh, and did i mention there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with unlimited diamonds and emeralds? yeah, it’s like finding a pot of gold at the end of a rainbow, but better.

so, what are you waiting for? come join the fun and be part of the craziest minecraft server ever!

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ONLY VANILLA SURVIVAL Minecraft server

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The owner of the “VANILLA SURVIVAL ONLY” server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

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CrazyHaremMCServer

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Welcome to the most drama-filled Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! We’ve got more scandals and controversies than a reality TV show, and we’re not afraid to stir the pot!
Join us for the Azur Promilia’s Male Protagonist Lock Drama, where players fight over who gets to be the main character and who’s just a sidekick. Or dive into the Blue Archive and Mahjong Soul Collaboration Drama, where alliances are made and broken over virtual card games.

But wait, there’s more! Experience the Arknights Skadi Banner Naming Drama, where players argue over the perfect name for a banner. And don’t miss out on the Honkai: Star Rail Firefly PV Drama, where the fate of the world hinges on a pixelated firefly.

And if that’s not enough, we’ve got the Genshin Impact Clorinde “Geovishap pet” Drama, where players debate whether a virtual pet is worth all the fuss.

So come join us on this wild ride of drama, intrigue, and Minecraft madness. Who knows what crazy adventure awaits you next!

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CraftyNEET Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of being a NEET and living in your parents’ basement? Do you want to join a Minecraft server that will change your life forever? Well, look no further because our server is the answer to all your problems!
Join our server and you’ll instantly become a 30-year-old boomer with a mortgage and a minivan. But wait, there’s more! We have a secret potion that will make you age faster, so you can experience the joys of being a middle-aged adult in just a few days. Say goodbye to your youth and hello to early retirement!

But that’s not all! If you’re under 25, we’ll give you a special discount on our aging potion. Just save up 10K in virtual currency and you’ll be on your way to becoming a boomer in no time. Who needs youth and freedom when you can have a mortgage and a midlife crisis?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and start living the boomer life you’ve always dreamed of. Remember, age is just a number, but being a boomer is a lifestyle.

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CatRapCancerGrief

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your girlfriend’s rap about giving your cat poop cancer? Look no further! Our server is so crazy, even ChatGPT would be impressed. Join us for a wild ride filled with insane stories and outrageous reasons to play. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a rap battle about Minecraft mobs gone wrong. Don’t miss out on the fun – join now and let the madness begin!

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BlockBusterCraft

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Are you tired of boring old movies that put you to sleep faster than a lullaby? Well, buckle up buttercup because on our Minecraft server, we’ve got movie recommendations that will blow your mind harder than a creeper explosion!
Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly a portal opens up and you’re transported into a world where you can watch movies with your favorite Minecraft characters. Steve and Alex are the ultimate movie critics, giving their stamp of approval on films like “The Ender Dragon Chronicles” and “Zombie Pigmen vs. Skeleton Warriors.”

But wait, there’s more! Join our server and you’ll have access to exclusive movie screenings in our virtual theater made entirely out of diamond blocks. And if you’re lucky, you might even catch a glimpse of Herobrine sneaking in to watch his favorite rom-com.

So why waste your time on boring old movies when you can join our server and experience cinematic masterpieces that will have you laughing, crying, and screaming “Creeper, oh man!” in no time. Join now for the ultimate movie-watching experience that will leave you saying, “I’d give it a diamond pickaxe out of 10!”

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