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ParoxCraft: Geriatric Edition

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	2261
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	8
Haunted Chests Opened:	10	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4
Astral Staffs Crafted:	12	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Divine Spears Created:	11
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3

Yo, yo, yo! Come join our cray cray Minecraft server, where the paroxetine use is off the charts! We got players poppin’ pills left and right, creating a whole new level of serotonin reuptake inhibition in the virtual world.

Forget about building houses and farms, on our server you’ll be building pharmacies and rehab centers to keep up with the demand for this “not so selective” medication. The American Geriatric Society is even keeping an eye on us, ’cause we’re so lit!

So if you wanna experience the wildest Minecraft server out there, where the only limit is your prescription refill date, join us now! Let’s get medicated together, baby!

DebateCraft Server

Accuracy, American measurement, comparison, confusion, Conversion, Cultural differences, Dates.., DebateCraft, education, global perspective, historical context, Imperial system, Incompetence, international debate, metric system, misunderstanding, Precision, Server, standardization, Technology, timekeeping, units of measurement

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	1756
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	6	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Divine Spears Created:	29
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Lunar Scepters Activated:	7
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3

Are you tired of Americans messing up measurements and dates? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, we have a strict “no measuring” policy! That’s right, you can build to your heart’s content without ever having to worry about getting the dimensions wrong. And as for dates, well, let’s just say our server has its own wacky calendar system where every day is Taco Tuesday! Join us for a wild ride of chaos and confusion, where the only thing you need to measure is how much fun you’re having!

SisDopingCraft SMP

anti-doping code, Cheating, China, Competitive advantage, Doping, doping allegations, doping scandal, drug testing, international sports, Olympic athletes, performance-enhancing drugs, Reuters, SisDopingCraft, sisters, smp, sports ethics, sports integrity, sports news, usada, USADA scheme, WADA, WADA statement

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	1211
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	7	Alien Abductions:	0
Crystal Wands Charged:	11	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	100
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone plays by the rules? Well, look no further because our SMP is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience!

Join us for a chance to team up with the infamous USA sisters, who have been accused of doping in the Minecraft Olympics. But hey, who needs fair play when you can have a blast breaking all the rules and causing chaos?

Forget about China, it’s all about the USA sisters now! Join our server and get ready for some insane adventures, scandalous schemes, and hilarious moments that will have you laughing until your sides hurt. Don’t miss out on the fun – join us today and let the madness begin!

WeddingCraft2021

adoption, attention seeking, best people, bio sister, Bridesmaid, Decision making, ENTITLEMENT, family, family dynamics, family relationships, favoritism, inclusion, Jealousy, man of honor, Resentment, sibling dynamics, sister, Wedding, wedding planning, WeddingCraft2021

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	4163
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	43
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Haunted Chests Opened:	4	Dimension Hops:	10
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	8	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is at an all-time high! Just like the OP’s family, we have our fair share of sibling rivalry and outrageous demands.

Join our server and experience the thrill of being the center of attention, just like Freya always wants to be. But beware, if you don’t cater to her demands, she might just bring up that one time you didn’t chase away her ex-boyfriend in front of everyone.

Forget about building epic structures or surviving in the wilderness, on our server, the real challenge is navigating through family dynamics and dealing with clingy, spoiled siblings. Will you be the favorite child or will you be accused of favoritism just like the OP?

So come on down to our server and experience the ultimate family drama Minecraft has to offer. Who needs mobs and creepers when you have siblings like these? Join now and prove to your parents that you care less for your adopted sibling – just kidding, please don’t do that.

BabyVillagerMom Minecraft SMP

BabyVillagerMom, body changes, career impact, childcare responsibilities, communication challenges, emotional labor, family dynamics, financial strain, Guilt, identity shift, lack of support, Long-term impact, mental health, Minecraft, parenting, personal sacrifices, relationship strain, self-care, sleep deprivation, smp, social isolation, societal expectations, Time management

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	3248
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Gnome Villages Protected:	4	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Ether Blades Crafted:	8
Lunar Scepters Activated:	10	Wyrmholes Dug:	7
Shadow Figures Spotted:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	15
Cursed Lands Purified:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5

Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to experience the joys of virtual parenthood! That’s right, in our server, you can adopt a blocky baby and raise them to be a strong, independent player. Watch as they learn to mine, craft, and fight off creepers with their tiny little swords. Plus, who wouldn’t want to hear the adorable pitter-patter of tiny block feet running around your virtual home?

But be warned, parenting in Minecraft isn’t all sunshine and rainbows. Your little ones might rebel and start griefing your builds, or they might get lost in the Nether and need you to come to their rescue. And let’s not even get started on the diaper changes… (just kidding, there are no diapers in Minecraft).

So if you’re ready for the ultimate challenge of virtual parenting, come join our server and see if you have what it takes to raise a blocky baby to be a Minecraft master!

CreepinCraft: Embarrassing Moments

awkward, awkward moment, blunder, CreepinCraft, cringe-worthy, EMBARRASSING, Experience, faux pas, funny, Humiliation, INTIMATE, laughable, mishap, mistake, moment, MOMENTS, Oops, Personal, sex, Story, UNCOMFORTABLE, unexpected

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	4532
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	15
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	357
Phantom Knights Defeated:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Villages Defended:	19
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement or thrill? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world of Minecraft!

Join us if you want to be a part of a community where the most embarrassing thing that can happen to you during sex is accidentally crafting a diamond pickaxe instead of a bed. Trust us, it happens more often than you think!

Our server is so crazy that creepers are afraid to explode because they know they’ll just respawn with a party hat on. And don’t even get us started on the Ender Dragon, who once tried to breakdance during a battle but ended up summoning a disco ball instead.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will make you laugh, cry, and question your sanity all at the same time, then join us today! Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a stack of enchanted golden carrots – you’re gonna need ’em!

Blocky Bananza Minecraft Server

authoritarian regime, Bananza, blocky, Capital Punishment, current events, death penalty, executions, extremism, global affairs, human rights abuses, human rights violations, international news, iran, Islamic Republic, Killing Spree, mass executions, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, Oppression, political repression, Server, state-sanctioned violence, violence, world news

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	2335
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Mythical Relics Collected:	7
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	6	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Votes:	7952	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where the only thing getting executed is your boring old survival world! we got mass executions happening left and right, but don’t worry, it’s all in good fun. 36 players executed in the last 24 hours alone, talk about a kill streak!

join us for some killer pvp action, where you can take out your enemies in style. watch out for the islamic republic, they’re on a rampage and ready to take down anyone in their path. but don’t worry, we’ve got plenty of weapons and armor to help you survive the chaos.

so what are you waiting for? come join the madness and see if you can survive the ultimate killing spree. who knows, you might just come out on top as the last player standing. see you on the battlefield, and remember, it’s all just a game…or is it?

CraftyCommiesMC

Abuse, Accountability, Conflict, CraftyCommiesMC, Detainees, eastern europe, Geneva Convention, HUMAN RIGHTS, inhumane treatment, international law, investigation, Justice, Military, PoWs, prisoners of war, russia, torture, UKRAINIAN, UN Monitor, VIOLATION, War Crimes

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	2839
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Falling into the Void:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Villages Defended:	15
Treasure Maps Found:	8	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Void Gems Collected:	20	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	46
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3

so like, if u wanna escape the craziness of the real world, come join our minecraft server! we got unicorns that poop rainbows and llamas that can fly. also, did u know that our server is the only place where u can find a secret portal to a dimension where u can ride on giant chickens? true story bro. and if u join now, u can help us fight off the evil russian torturers who are trying to take over the server. together, we can save the ukrainian POWs and bring peace to the land of minecraft. so what are u waiting for? join now and let’s kick some russian butt!

ChunkyCraft: SleepyBrains

adolescents, ChunkyCraft, cognitive function, cognitive impairments, findings, health, mental health, obese, obesity, obesity in adolescents, overweight, overweight adolescents, PEERS, sleep deprivation, sleep quality, sleep restriction, SleepyBrains, study, susceptibility, teenagers, weight, weight management

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	267
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19	Animals Bred:	70
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	10
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	1

Yo, if u wanna flex ur brain muscles and not just ur block-building skills, then u gotta join our Minecraft server! We got some crazy study that says if u fat or chunky, u gonna be extra dumb when u don’t get enough sleep. But guess what? On our server, u can stay up all night building epic castles and farms without worrying about getting dumb! So come join us and let’s get those brain gains together, cuz who needs sleep when u got Minecraft, amirite?

Sleepless SMP

anti cheat, Bedwars, Creative, cross platform server, Cross-Play, Economy, Fun Community, Grief Protection, Homes, Jobs, Minions, PvE, Rewarding Economy, Skyblock, Survival, Survival Games, Survival Smp, Tpa

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	9770
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	7
Astral Projections Made:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Endless Night Skies:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	28	Mysterious Portals Opened:	14
Epic Quests Completed:	28	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Falling into the Void:	0
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Cursed Swords Broken:	1

Fun Excited SMP with Jobs, Economy and More! * Survival SMP

All free to play with your friends! – Jobs – Minions – TPA – Homes – Grief Protection – Anti Cheat – Fun Community – Rewarding Economy Cross Platform Server

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