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NewDealCraft: Gov’t vs Private Subsidies

APSR study, democrats, government subsidies, Govt, great depression, hire workers, New Deal, NewDealCraft, Private, private sector employment, pwa, Subsidies, voter support, WPA

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	9672
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	10	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	27
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Enchantments Applied:	107
Potions Brewed:	51	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1

LOL COME JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER, IT’S LIKE THE WPA OF GAMING! WE PROVIDE MASSIVE GOVERNMENT SUBSIDIES IN THE FORM OF DIAMONDS AND GOLD TO HIRE PLAYERS IN THE GREAT DEPRESSION OF BOREDOM.

THE WPA (WEALTHY PLAYERS ASSOCIATION) IS WHERE THE GOVERNMENT HIRES PLAYERS DIRECTLY TO BUILD EPIC STRUCTURES AND FIGHT OFF CREEPERS. THIS SUBSTANTIALLY INCREASES VOTER SUPPORT FOR THE DEMOCRATS… I MEAN, FOR OUR SERVER!

THE PWA (POTATO WARRIORS ALLIANCE) SUBSIDIZES PRIVATE SECTOR EMPLOYMENT BY GIVING PLAYERS JOBS LIKE FARMING AND MINING. BUT BE WARNED, IT’S A WILD RIDE OF POTATOES AND ADVENTURE.

SO COME JOIN US, WHERE THE GRASS IS GREEN, THE CREEPERS ARE EXPLOSIVE, AND THE FUN NEVER ENDS! #MINECRAFTLIFE #WPA #PWA #LOLZ

PukeCraft Server: Stain Test!

carpet care, carpet cleaning tips, carpet damage, carpet maintenance, carpet restoration, carpet stain, carpet upkeep, cleaning carpet, cleaning solutions, deep cleaning, Home cleaning, Household cleaning, permanent stain, puke stain, PukeCraft, removing stains, Server, stain, stain prevention, stain removal, stomach acid stain, test, tough stains, vomit stains

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	7793
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Star Shards Collected:	275
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Villages Defended:	15
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as bland as a plain white carpet? Well, look no further because our server is as wild and colorful as a rainbow puke stain on your favorite rug!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of never knowing if a carpet stain is permanent or not. Our server is so chaotic that even stomach acid puke can’t leave a permanent mark – it’s like magic!

So come on over and join us for a wild ride of insanity and unpredictable stains. Who knows what crazy adventures await you on our server? Just remember, the crazier the stain, the better the fun!

VidyaTomboySMPQueen

badass girls, diverse representation, Empowering Women, favorite characters, Female Characters, female empowerment, Female Protagonists, fictional crushes, gamer girls, Gaming, Gaming Community, Girl Power, love, strong female leads, Strong Women, tomboy style, Tomboys, video game crushes, video games, vidya, VidyaTomboySMPQueen

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	6086
Rating:	4.9 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	765095	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Dark Rituals Completed:	4	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Potions Brewed:	90	Treasure Maps Found:	3
Battle Standards Raised:	7	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	9
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Votes:	1571

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to have fun!

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you about our resident vidya tomboy, Sally. She’s a Minecraft pro who can build a castle in the blink of an eye and slay dragons like it’s nobody’s business. Plus, she’s always up for a good laugh and loves to pull pranks on unsuspecting players.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of llama warriors who ride into battle on giant chickens. Yes, you read that right. Giant. Chickens. They may look silly, but don’t underestimate their combat skills.

So come on down to our Minecraft SMP and join in on the madness. Who knows what kind of craziness you’ll encounter next!

SobrietySass Minecraft Server

alcohol consumption, Boundaries, Boyfriend, Character, Communication, Cultural differences, Decision making, defending dignity, Disrespect, Drinking, family dynamics, judgement, Minecraft, Nigerian parents, overreaction, personal choices, relationship issues, Self Respect, Server, sobriety program, SobrietySass, Trust

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	9648
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Enchanted Armories Found:	5
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	141
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	19	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	7

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise no judgment for your virtual drinking habits! Unlike some boyfriends and their ultra-strict Nigerian parents, we believe in letting you enjoy a nice bottle of virtual wine whenever you please.

Join us and escape the drama of real life relationships where your choices are questioned and your character is doubted. On our server, you can drink as much virtual wine as you want without anyone telling you to cut back.

And if you ever feel like joining a sobriety program just to prove a point, we support you all the way! Because here, we believe in having fun and enjoying yourself without anyone making you feel bad about it.

So come on over and leave the real-life drama behind. Our Minecraft server is the place to be for a good time and a good laugh. Who needs Ibiza when you have a virtual world to explore? Join us now and let the fun begin!

BabyBlockerMC

acknowledge, aita, Attention, baby, BabyBlockerMC, Bandwidth, blank expression, food court, Grandma, ignoring, Miserable, noise maker, Rude, Upset, upset grandmother, upset lady, Work Day

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	2534
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Goblin Markets Raided:	10
Chimeras Created:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	42
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Endless Night Skies:	5
Dimension Hops:	11	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	11

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can avoid awkward encounters with judgmental grandmas? Look no further! Join our server for a chance to escape the side-eye of disapproving elders while you build your dream world. Our server is grandma-approved, but only if you’re not “fucking miserable” like the grandma at the food court. So come join us and leave the judgment behind!

CraftyAdviceMC SMP

Best advice, CraftyAdviceMC, guidance, helpful tips, impactful advice, inspirational quotes, life advice, life lessons, life-changing advice, meaningful guidance, mentor advice, Mentorship, motivational words, personal growth, positive influence, received advice, self improvement, smp, valuable advice, valuable life lessons, wisdom, words of wisdom

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	4637
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	34
Rune Stones Activated:	7	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	17	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	7	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17	Gods Slained:	2
Potions Brewed:	96	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3

Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to experience the ultimate chaos and hilarity of a server where the only rule is to have fun! Our community is full of wacky characters and insane builds, from a giant chicken statue that shoots fireballs to a secret underground lair filled with llamas wearing top hats. The best advice we can give you is to buckle up and prepare for a wild ride unlike anything you’ve ever experienced before!

SatMorningNostalgia

90s cartoons, childhood memories, kids shows, Nostalgia, SatMorningNostalgia, Saturday Morning Cartoon Shows, Saturday morning cartoons, Saturday Morning Classics, Saturday Morning Entertainment, Saturday Morning Favorites, Saturday Morning Flashback, Saturday Morning Memories, Saturday Morning Nostalgia, Saturday Morning Programming, Saturday Morning Television, Saturday Morning Throwback, Saturday Morning TV, Saturday Morning Viewing, Saturday Morning Watchlist, tv shows

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	3471
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	3
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Orbs of Power Found:	7	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2

Remember waking up early on Saturday mornings to catch your favorite cartoons? Well, imagine if those cartoons came to life in Minecraft form on our server! Join us for a wild ride through a world where Spongebob builds houses out of pineapple, Pikachu mines for diamonds, and Scooby-Doo solves mysteries in the creepiest dungeons. Trust us, you’ve never experienced nostalgia like this before! So grab your pickaxe and get ready for a Saturday Morning adventure like no other!

VenezuelaVibes Minecraft Server

Democracy, democracy in crisis, election, Electoral Process, foreign interference, Hugo Chávez, international community, international relations, Latin America, Lula, Minecraft, Nicolas Maduro, opposition, political stability, Politics, Presidential election, Server, socialist government, south america, united states, Venezuela, VenezuelaVibes, Voting

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	5002
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Immortal Potions Brewed:	11	Divine Spears Created:	19
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	26
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Love Letters Sent:	14
Void Armor Forged:	28	Orbs of Power Found:	8
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Reality Warps Survived:	0

hey u, yea u, do u like minecraft? do u like laughing ur butt off? then u gotta join this epic minecraft server! why, u ask? well lemme tell u a little story.

once upon a time, in a land far far away, there was a minecraft server where all the blocks were made of candy. yep, u heard me right, CANDY! imagine building a house out of chocolate bars and lollipops, it’s a dream come true!

but wait, there’s more! on this server, u can ride unicorns and fly on giant marshmallows. u can even battle evil gummy bears and save the day with ur trusty diamond sword. it’s a wild ride, my friend.

so what are u waiting for? come join the fun and let’s make some crazy memories together. trust me, u won’t regret it!

TrapCraft: 108 Nations

developing countries, economic analysis, economic challenges, economic development, economic growth, economic policies, economic prospects, economic report, economic stagnation, economic trends, emerging markets, Financial Stability, global economy, income disparity, income inequality, income levels, middle-income trap, Nations, poverty reduction, sustainable growth, Trapcraft, World Bank

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	4974
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Astral Amulets Crafted:	29
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	22	Votes:	6413
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Ether Blades Crafted:	9

omg u guys, u gotta join this minecraft server, it’s like the world bank of minecraft servers, but without all the boring stuff. we got 108 countries riskin’ gettin’ stuck in the ‘middle-income trap’ but not us, we livin’ large in this crazy world of blocks and creepers.

come join us and build ur way to the top, we got crazy challenges and epic quests that will make u forget all about those boring real world problems. forget the world bank, come join our world of blocks and have the time of ur life.

plus, we got a secret underground bunker filled with diamonds and emeralds, so u know u wanna be a part of this epic adventure. come join us and let’s show those other countries how it’s done in minecraft land.

PetPalsMC

alleviate anxiety, animal companionship, attachment, childhood abuse, coping mechanism, depression, emotional connection, Emotional support, lower generalised anxiety, mental health, mental health benefits, pet therapy, PetPalsMC, Pets, psychological well-being, Strong Bonds, study, therapy animals, trauma survivors, Women

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	7909
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	30
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Secret Passages Found:	3
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2

so liek, u wanna join dis epic minecraft server cuz itz proven dat havin strong bonds wit pets helps with anxiety n depression, especially if u were abused as a kid. like, 200 women were studied n dey found out dat if u luv ur pet lots, u feel less anxious. so come join dis server n make sum furry friends to help u feel bettaaaa! 🐶🐱🐰 #mentalhealthmatters #petsarethebest