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Methane Mayhem: Gas Leak Galore

air quality, climate change, continental US, dispersed sources, emissions control, energy industry, environmental impact, environmental research, Fossil Fuels, Galore, gas, greenhouse gas, industrial emissions, LEAK.., MAYHEM, methane, methane emissions, methane mitigation, methane per hour, methane reduction, onshore oil and gas activities, Pollution, research, smaller sources

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	5276
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	9
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	18
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	15
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1

LOL come join our cray cray Minecraft server where we emit more methane than a herd of cows on taco night! We got so much gas, you’ll be farting diamonds in no time! Join us and help contribute to our goal of becoming the stinkiest server in all of Minecraft! Plus, our tiny sources emit less than 100 kilograms of methane per hour, so you know it’s quality gas! Don’t miss out on this once in a lifetime opportunity to be part of the most gassy server around!

HistoriaPvP Network

1.8, Community, Competitions, Discord, Events, Faction, Factions, Gaming, Hardcore, hcf, HistoriaPvP, Kitmap, KitPvP, Minecraft, multiplayer, Network, ONLINE, Practice, PvP, Server, socials, Survival, Website

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	8897
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Mines Excavated:	2311	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Astral Amulets Crafted:	16	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	6
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Meteorite Armor Created:	15	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	16
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10

We hope to see you online!

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Dreaming Skies Server 1.21.2

1.21.2, cognitive decline, cost, dementia, discrimination, Don, dreaming, Healthcare, ignorance, inflammatory language, mental health, misconceptions, plane ticket, Political Correctness, Politics, prejudice, public discourse, republicans, retarded, Server, Skies, Social Issues, Stereotypes, stigma

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	5980
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	458
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	24
Epic Shields Constructed:	19	Holy Grails Found:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Divine Relics Bestowed:	10

Dude, forget about politics and come join our Minecraft server! We got creepers blowing up stuff left and right, just like those politicians!

You can build your own MAGA tower or a Biden bunker, whatever floats your boat!

We even have a special area where you can debate with other players about why Republicans are so retarded, but in a fun way!

Join now and let’s make Minecraft great again… or something like that!

The Cheeky Boobies Realm

boobies, CHEEKY, Realm, Tits Cheeks Connection Comedy Movie Duo Friendship Humor Entertainment Laughter Fun Comedy duo Best friends Hilarious Comedy film Comedic duo Funny movie Dynamic duo Side-splitting Laugh out loud

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	1827
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	10	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Enchantments Applied:	206	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Gods Slained:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	Crystal Wands Charged:	18
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	20
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4

Yo yo yo! Welcome to The Tits and Cheeks Connection Minecraft server! This place is like a rainbow unicorn riding a disco ball through a field of bacon. We got crazy builds, epic adventures, and a community that’s tighter than a pair of skinny jeans on a sumo wrestler. Join us for some wild times and let’s get this party started! Don’t be a square, come join the fun at The Tits and Cheeks Connection!

StepchildSassCraft

blended family, Boundaries, Chores, comparison, discipline, discipline boundaries, disrespectful behavior., explosive outbursts, gentle parenting, lack of discipline, parenting, Resentment, resentment towards husband, resentment towards stepchildren, stepchildren, StepchildSassCraft, stepfamily dynamics, stepmom struggles, wicked stepmom

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	7277
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Magic Wands Crafted:	9
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	38	Villages Defended:	20
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Gods Slained:	0	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2

Are you tired of dealing with unruly stepchildren who think they can get away with anything? Look no further, join our Minecraft server where you can escape the drama and chaos of real life step-parenting!

On our server, you can build your dream world without any pesky stepkids throwing tantrums or disrespecting you. No more explosive outbursts, cussing, or threats of un-aliving themselves (seriously, who does that?).

Join now and experience a world where you are the master of your own domain, where chores are optional and video games are mandatory. Don’t let step-parenting drama ruin your gaming experience, come play on our server and leave the stepkids behind!

LifeSatisfactionMC SMP

Contentment, emotional well being, fulfillment, Happiness, life assessment, life contentment, life enjoyment, life evaluation, life fulfillment, life happiness, life positivity, life quality, life satisfaction, LifeSatisfactionMC, mental health, overall satisfaction, personal fulfillment, satisfaction, satisfaction level, self-assessment, smp, well-being

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	9586
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	7	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	48	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	26	Dragon Eggs Found:	6183
Phantom Knights Defeated:	9	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4

Bro, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP that will change your life forever! Like, you know how sometimes you just feel like a potato sitting on the couch all day? Well, on this server, you can be a potato with superpowers! Imagine flying around like a majestic potato bird, raining down french fries on all your enemies. It’s like a dream come true, bro.

And the best part is, we have a secret underground potato cult that worships the mighty Potato King. Legend has it that if you find the sacred potato shrine hidden deep within the server, you will be blessed with infinite potatoes for eternity. Who wouldn’t want that kind of power, am I right?

But wait, there’s more! We also have a rollercoaster made entirely out of TNT that launches you into the sky at warp speed. It’s like a thrill ride on steroids, bro. And if you survive the explosion at the end, you get a free pet creeper to keep as a souvenir. It’s lit, fam.

So, if you’re ready to level up your life and become the ultimate potato warrior, join our Minecraft SMP today. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Potatoes unite! 🥔🚀 #PotatoPower

PixelPurge: BadManners

arrogance, attitude, attractiveness, BadManners, Behavior, Character, closed-mindedness, conceitedness, dishonesty, first impressions, immaturity, insensitivity, lack of empathy, long tail tags: instant turn-off, negative qualities, Negativity, non-physical, Personality, personality flaws, PixelPurge, rudeness, Selfishness, Superficiality, unappealing characteristics, Unattractive, untrustworthy

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	7274
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	8	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1

Imagine this: you’re strolling through the pixelated streets of our Minecraft server, admiring the majestic creations of your fellow players. Suddenly, you come across a player with the most hideous skin you’ve ever seen. No, not their in-game character skin, but their actual personality skin. This player is so toxic, so obnoxious, that you can’t help but cringe every time they speak in the chat.

But fear not, dear player, for on our server, we have a zero-tolerance policy for negativity. Join us and bask in the warm glow of positivity and good vibes. No more dealing with drama llamas or toxic trolls. Just pure, unadulterated fun and friendship. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server today and leave all the negativity behind. Your in-game character may look good, but it’s your non-physical qualities that truly matter here.

GazaCraft Minecraft Server

Arab League, Arab nations, Conflict Resolution, Diplomacy, diplomatic efforts., foreign policy, gaza, GazaCraft, international relations, letter, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, Palestinian territories, peace negotiations, peace process, political stability, regional cooperation, rejection, Server, territorial disputes, Transfer, two-state solution, united states

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	1881
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	6	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Ether Blades Crafted:	8	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	74	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3

so like, this server is like the bomb diggity, man. u gotta join cuz we got pigs that can fly and cows that do the macarena. we even got a secret underground club where the creepers throw the sickest parties.

if u join, u get a free diamond sword that shoots out rainbows and unicorns. plus, our admin is a wizard who can turn dirt into diamonds with just a flick of his wand.

oh, and did i mention we have a roller coaster that goes through a volcano and a haunted mansion filled with zombie villagers? yea, it’s pretty epic.

so come join our server and be part of the craziest, most fantastical adventure in all of Minecraft land. trust me, u won’t regret it.

MuskCraft: FedPay Protest

activism, control, cryptocurrency, democrats, demonstration, Digital Currency, elon musk, federal payment systems, FedPay, financial systems, financial technology, Government, hostile takeover, intervention, Musk, MuskCraft, opposition, Politics, protest, Regulation, resistance, Technology

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	9166
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Buildings Constructed:	8
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	10
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Wilderness Tamed:	11
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3

so, like, this server is, like, the bomb diggity, okay? it’s like if Elon Musk tried to take over the government but with Minecraft. our server is like a protest against his ‘hostile takeover’ of federal payment systems, but in a fun and blocky way.

join us if you want to fight the power, but, like, in a virtual world where you can build giant statues of Elon Musk out of diamond blocks. we have crazy events like ‘Musk Mania Mondays’ where we all dress up as our favorite billionaires and battle it out in PvP arenas.

plus, we have a secret underground resistance base where we plan our next moves against the evil Musk empire. so, like, come join us and be a part of the revolution…or just come for the memes, whatever floats your boat. #BlockTheMusk

Crafty Adipose Slayer Server

adipocyte transplantation, adipose, adipose tissue engineering, adipose-derived cells, anti-tumor effects, cancer models, cancer research, cancer therapy, cancer treatment, cell-based therapy, Crafty, engineered adipocytes, engineered cells, implantation, innovative treatment, Nature Biotechnology, preclinical studies, Server, slayer, suppresses, therapeutic intervention, tumor growth inhibition, Tumor Microenvironment, Tumor Progression

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	3038
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8
Endless Legions Commanded:	34	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1

LOL THIS MINECRAFT SERVER IS LIKE PUTTING FAT CELLS IN CANCER TO STOP IT GROWING. JOIN US AND BECOME A FAT CELL WARRIOR, FIGHTING OFF THE EVIL TUMORS THAT TRY TO TAKE OVER OUR BLOCKY WORLD. WE HAVE PIGS THAT SHOOT LASERS AND COWS THAT DROP DIAMONDS. ONLY THE STRONGEST SURVIVE IN THIS EPIC BATTLE OF FAT VS CANCER. COME JOIN US AND SAVE THE BLOCKS FROM DESTRUCTION!