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The Shitstream Society – Minecraft SMP

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	3181
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	4
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Shadow Figures Spotted:	8
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	10	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Mythical Relics Collected:	11
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	15	Horror Stories Survived:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a designated shitting river! That’s right, you can let loose and relieve yourself in style while your friends watch in awe.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Chicken, a mythical creature that lays enchanted eggs filled with rare loot. Join our SMP and embark on a quest to find this elusive creature and claim its treasures for yourself.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, our server is also protected by a team of ninja llamas who will defend you from any griefers or trolls. These llamas are trained in the ancient art of llama-fu and will stop at nothing to keep our server safe.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience a world like no other, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional llama attack).

Mystic-Isles

Factions, Multiplayer Creative Survival Roleplay Skyblock Minigames Economy PvP Adventure Towny Vanilla Modded Pixelmon Prison Bedwars Faction Hardcore Tekkit Bukkit Spigot

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	3311
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Gods Slained:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	15
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Epic Shields Constructed:	13
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Glorious Feasts Held:	18	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18

Welcome to Mystic Isles! We are currently only a Factions server, we WILL be adding more game modes in the future.

Versions: 1.10-1.21

play.mysticisles-network.net

Hytitude

activities, cannon speeds, chapter, Community, competitive, competitive factions, Cross-Play, Discord, Economy, Events, Faction, Factions, factions server, Hardcore, Hytitude, immersive experience, Ip:, Lore, og, OneBlock, Prison, Reset, Server, Skyblock, slower maps, Storyline

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	444
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	45
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Divine Spears Created:	30

Hytitude is a factions server aiming to draw the line between competitive and OG factions. Hytitude provides all the great aspects of competitive factors, whilst preserving that community feel that OG faction servers are most known for. Maps are slower, cannon speeds are slower, and the economy is slower, but is offset by an abundance of events and activities that keep the game at a consistent pace. Hytitude is showcased as a story, with each reset presented as its own “chapter” with lore and a storyline that helps enhance the immersive experience.

– Discord: https://discord.gg/QjcbbyVAW5 – IP: play.hytitude.fun

play.hytitude.org

(Java + Bedrock Crossplay) ✅ KeatsCraft SMP ✅ 1.20.2 ✅ McMMO, Lands, Rankups, Fishing, Farming ✅

1.20.2, battlepass, Bedrock Crossplay, Claims, Community, Cosmetics, DROPS, Farming, Fishing, java, KeatsCraft SMP, Lands, MCMMO, Nonpay2win, Pyrofishing, Rankups, smp, Survival, Towny, twitch

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	1690
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	20	Runes Activated:	6
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	11
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	23	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4	Herobrine Sightings:	9
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	10
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3

KeatsCraft SMP 1.20.2

KeatsCraft is a well designed, small 24/7 survival multiplayer server with a close community.

Plugins/Features:McMMOLandsPyroFishingPyroMiningPyroFarming

Hosted by KeatingAdder twitch.tv/keatingadder

JAVA IP: play.keatscraft.comBEDROCK IP: bedrock.keatscraft.com PORT: 19132

play.keatscraft.com

JastLand Minecraft server

Adventure, building, Community, Creative, Economy, Events, Fun, JastLand, Minecraft, Minigames, multiplayer, Plugins, PvP, Roleplay, Server, Skyblock, Survival, Towny, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	5047
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	9
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	New Chunks Explored:	269299
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	18	Magical Moments Shared:	28

The owner of the server «JastLand» has not added a description yet. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

mc.jastland.fun

CraftyFavs Minecraft Server

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	5790
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Zombie Dances:	9	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Dragon Eggs Found:	4698
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Villages Defended:	15
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	166	Mineshafts Explored:	5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	21

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Look no further, because our server is the wackiest, wildest, and weirdest place you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft universe!

Join us and embark on epic quests to find the mythical diamond-encrusted bacon, battle fierce mobs like zombie chickens and creeper llamas, and build the most outrageous structures you can imagine (we’re talking giant toilets and upside-down castles here, folks).

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground disco party where you can dance with friendly Endermen, a skydiving competition with pigs wearing jetpacks, and a treasure hunt for the legendary golden potato (trust us, it’s worth it).

So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and let the craziness begin! Remember, diamonds are so last season – it’s all about the bacon now.

Hesitation-free Hooligans Minecraft SMP

action, ANIHILATION, Apocalyptic, CHUD DEVASTATION, Creatures, Destruction, fear, hesitation, Hesitationfree, hooligans, Horror, Minecraft, Monsters, no hesitation, no more CHUDS, post-apocalyptic, Sci Fi, smp, Survival, Suspense, Thriller, total devastation, vacation, vacation vibes

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	463
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Ores Mined:	2514
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Farms Harvested:	901	Phantom Blocks Placed:	5
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Why join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, in a land filled with CHUDS (yes, those pesky creatures), a group of fearless players banded together to rid the world of these annoying pests. They showed no hesitation in their quest for TOTAL CHUD DEVASTATION. With their diamond swords and enchanted armor, they left no CHUD standing. It was like a scene out of a blockbuster movie, but for them, it was just a VACATION from the usual grind of mining and building.

So, if you’re ready to join a server where CHUDS are a thing of the past and where adventure awaits around every corner, then come on down to our crazy Minecraft SMP. Just be prepared for outrageous shenanigans, epic battles, and maybe even a few unexpected twists along the way. See you in the game!

MysteryManiac Minecraft SMP

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	1483
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	17	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Magic Wands Crafted:	23
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	14
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Astral Staffs Crafted:	16	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only mystery is why your friend keeps stealing your diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is full of strange unsolved mysteries that will keep you on the edge of your blocky seat!

Join us if you want to uncover the truth behind the disappearance of the legendary Chicken King, who was rumored to have ruled over the server with an iron beak. Or maybe you’re intrigued by the mystery of the haunted mineshaft, where players swear they hear ghostly whispers and see eerie glowing eyes in the darkness.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that there’s a secret underground society of villagers who have been hiding from the players for centuries, hoarding valuable loot and plotting their revenge. Will you be the one to uncover their hidden city and claim their treasures for yourself?

So if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience like no other, join our SMP and prepare to dive headfirst into a world of bizarre mysteries and outrageous adventures. Just watch out for the creepers – they might be in on the conspiracy too!

CraftyCreeperLand

Amenities, best, Community, convenience, cost of living, CraftyCreeperLand, Entertainment, Environment, Healthcare, Living, location, neighbors, noise, opportunities, Pollution, quality of life, Safety, SCHOOLs, traffic, weather, WORST

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	8069
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	24	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	19	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Void Armor Forged:	19
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1

Come join our Minecraft server and escape the real world where the best thing is that you can build your dream mansion without worrying about zoning laws or nosy neighbors! The worst thing? Well, our server is so addictive that you might forget to eat, sleep, or even go to the bathroom. But hey, who needs those things when you’re busy fighting off zombie hordes and riding on flying pigs? Join us now and experience a world where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion).

JasperFireRescueCraft

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	4348
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	5	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	11
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	21
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	7
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	15	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0

come join our epic minecraft server where the flames are as high as 400ft and spread faster than you can say “creeper!” we’ve got a fire spread rate of approximately 15 metres per minute, so you better be quick on your feet or you’ll be toast! join now and see if you can survive the heat, just like poor jasper in the canadian resort town. who needs firefighters when you’ve got mad minecraft skills? let’s burn it up, baby!

Santa’s AFK on Xmas Eve

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	4840
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	6	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	18

so, like, you know how santa is all about christmas and stuff, right? well, guess what, on this epic minecraft server, santa is the ultimate boss battle! yea, you heard me right, you can fight santa in minecraft! and get this, if you defeat him, you get unlimited diamonds for life! it’s like a christmas miracle, but in minecraft! so come join us and take down santa for all the loot! oh, and did i mention that his elves are actually zombie pigmen? yea, it’s pretty wild. so what are you waiting for? join now and let’s take down santa together!