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Blocky Disaster Minecraft Server

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	6120
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	13
Dragon Scales Harvested:	265	Magic Crystals Found:	9
Phantom Knights Defeated:	10	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6
Goblin Markets Raided:	5	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	5	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	16

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers with no personality? Look no further, because our server has a giant ugly woman’s face on the game cover! Why, you ask? Well, because nothing screams fun like a giant, hideous face staring back at you as you mine for diamonds.

But wait, there’s more! Join our server for the chance to battle against a horde of evil chickens that have taken over the land. Rumor has it they are led by a chicken with a monocle and a top hat. Can you defeat them and restore peace to the realm?

And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about the fact that our server has a secret underground disco party where all the mobs come to let loose and dance the night away? Who knew creepers had such killer dance moves?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today for a truly unique and outrageous Minecraft experience. Just be prepared for the unexpected…and maybe bring some earplugs for the disco party.

PyongyangPartyCraft

Conference Room, Diplomacy, Diplomatic, diplomatic incident, Dispute Resolution, EJECTED, EMBARRASSMENT, faux pas, foreign affairs, government officials, international relations, MINISTERS, North Korea, Politics, Protocol, Pyongyang, PyongyangPartyCraft, russia, Russian, summit, summit meeting

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	7814
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	15	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Chimeras Created:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	20	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
Meteorite Armor Created:	11	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Votes:	310	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4

come join our epic minecraft server where russian ministers get ejected for not knowing how to diplomacy in pyongyang!!! we have crazy shenanigans like building giant statues of kim jong un out of diamonds and riding pigs into battle against evil creepers. our community is full of wild and wacky players who will keep you entertained for hours on end. plus, we have a secret underground bunker where you can hide from the zombie apocalypse and stock up on all the diamonds you could ever want. join now for a truly unforgettable minecraft experience!

CelebCeptionCraft

CelebCeptionCraft, Celebrities, celebrity culture, celebrity interviews, Entertainment, Interviewing, long tail, Media, podcast culture, podcast guests, podcast hosts, podcast industry, podcast trends, podcasting, podcasting celebrities, podcasting celebrities trend, podcasting industry, podcasting interviews, popular podcasts, tags

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	6583
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Fairy Circles Danced In:	7	Endless Night Skies:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	13	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Enchantments Applied:	119	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	34

so like, u know how everyone is all about celebs these days? well, on this epic minecraft server, u can be the ultimate celeb! we got famous youtubers, tiktok stars, and even a talking llama who once dated a famous actor. join us and become the next big thing in the podcast industry! who needs real life when u can be a virtual celeb in minecraft? come join the fun and start your rise to fame today!

JurassicCraft: LokiceratopsRealm

ancient animals, Campanian, centrosaurine dinosaurs, ceratopsid, dinosaur evolution, dinosaur fossils, dinosaur species, extreme endemism, Fossil discovery, Judith River Formation, jurassiccraft, Lokiceratops rangiformis, LokiceratopsRealm, Montana, new genus, new species, Palaeontologists, paleontological research, Paleontology, prehistoric creatures, regional radiation, scientific discovery

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	8553
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	16	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Battle Standards Raised:	5	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Holy Grails Found:	3
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	1	Animals Bred:	104

yo, so like, imagine this: you join this cray cray minecraft server and BAM you’re transported back to the Cretaceous period where you gotta survive with a bunch of dinos running around. but get this, there’s a new species of ceratopsid called Lokiceratops rangiformis that’s like, the ruler of the server. you gotta team up with other players to take down this beast and claim your spot at the top of the food chain. it’s a wild ride full of epic battles and prehistoric shenanigans. so come join us and let’s see if you have what it takes to survive in this dino-infested world!

Seven Kingdom Soap Making Party

Adventure, alliances, Battles, camaraderie, Competitions, Economy, Features, Journey, Kingdom, Kingdoms, Legends, Lore, Magic, making, Myths, Party, Plugins, Politics, power, Quests, smp, soap, Souls, Trade, Treasure

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	5969
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	11	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Immortal Potions Brewed:	5	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	22
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Haunted Chests Opened:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3

The 7 Kingdoms SMP Overview

Feature	Description
Unique Overlords	Seven distinct overlords each with their own realm and abilities
Lore and Gameplay	A rich world with secrets, legends, and quests
Player Driven Economy	Form alliances, trade resources, and navigate politics
Custom Plugins	Exclusive plugins enhancing gameplay and lore
Community Events	Server-wide competitions and events

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Q: How do I join the server?

A: You can join the server by using the following IP: 178.32.101.85

Q: Is there a Discord server for communication?

A: Yes, you can join the Discord server at https://discord.gg/yAfteuJ7eB

Q: What can I expect in terms of gameplay?

A: You can expect a world filled with challenges, quests, politics, and player-driven economy

Q: Are there specific rules I need to follow?

A: Yes, please refer to the rules section on our Discord server for more information

Blocky Baptist Church Minecraft Server

1850, 19th century, African American, African American history, Baptist, Baptist church, Blacks, blocky, Chicago, Chicago history, Chicago population, Church, construction, fake history, History, Illinois, Midwest, Minecraft, Population, racial history, religious history, Server, urban development, urban growth

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	6462
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Phantom Rings Equipped:	19	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	466	Enchanted Forests Planted:	4
Epic Battles Fought:	20	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Rune Stones Activated:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	36
Glorious Feasts Held:	12	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4

Come join our Minecraft server where we have recreated the bustling city of Chicago in 1850 with a population of 30k…or so they say! Explore our wacky version of history where the citizens of Chicago were actually all secretly llamas in disguise. Join us for a chance to uncover the truth behind this hilarious conspiracy and maybe even ride a llama or two around the city! Don’t miss out on the fun, join our server now and embark on an adventure like no other!

CraftyKids Minecraft Server

back garden, Boundaries, childhood trauma, coping mechanisms, coping with trauma, CraftyKids, dinner invitation, forced to go, Healing Process, mental health, Minecraft, mother-daughter relationship, pool with slide, recovery journey, Server, sex trafficking, sexual abuse, South Korean, strip naked, support system, survivor, Therapy

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	4063
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	34	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Rune Stones Activated:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as this story? Look no further! Join our server for a crazy adventure that will make you forget all about awkward family dinners.

Why join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have pools with slides just like the one in this story. But don’t worry, we won’t make you strip naked to join in on the fun (unless that’s your thing, no judgment here).

Our server is filled with surprises at every turn, just like the unexpected twist in this tale. Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into while exploring our virtual world?

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s as outrageous as this story, come join us for a wild ride. Just remember to bring your swim shorts (or not, we won’t judge)!

OneChanceMC Server

cheating boyfriend, crab cakes, Disappointment, envy, ER receptionist, falling out, family drama, one chance, OneChanceMC, overreacts, salad, Server, sisterly love., sleeping in car, strained relationship, Struggling, successful job, Summer, tough decision, tough love, tough situation

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	2974
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than your family gatherings? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride of betrayal, backstabbing, and sibling rivalry that will make your own family drama look like child’s play.

Just like the tension between the OP, his sister, and his wife, our server is full of unexpected twists and turns. Will you team up with your friends or stab them in the back for your own gain? Will you build alliances or break them at the first sign of trouble? The choice is yours on our server!

And just like the OP’s sister, who couldn’t keep her mouth shut, you never know what outrageous things you’ll hear in our server chat. From insults to drama to downright hilarious moments, our server is guaranteed to keep you entertained for hours on end.

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most drama-filled Minecraft experience of your life. Who needs reality TV when you have our server to keep you on the edge of your seat?

GayAwayCraft

acceptance, Apology, Beliefs, Bisexual, Boundaries, Catholic, Church, Communication, Decision making, FAITH, family, GayAwayCraft, LGBTQ, parenting, reconciliation, relationships, Religion, Respect, self-acceptance, Support, Understanding

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	4138
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	2553	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	19
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	7
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	40	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question your life choices? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with drama, family dynamics, and unexpected plot twists!

Picture this: a 47-year-old dad, two kids, a Catholic upbringing gone wrong, a bisexual son, a toxic relationship, and a sudden return to faith. It’s like a soap opera, but in Minecraft form!

Join us as we navigate through the ups and downs of family life, religion, and self-acceptance. Who needs reality TV when you have our server to keep you entertained?

So come on down and join the chaos! Who knows, you might even find yourself questioning your own beliefs and life choices along the way. Don’t miss out on the drama, join now!

BlockyLove Minecraft Server

attachment issues, bad relationships, BlockyLove, childhood trauma, codependency, denial, Emotional Abuse, enabling behavior, fear of being alone, fear of change, financial dependence, hope for change, lack of self-worth, love addiction, low self-esteem, Manipulation, Minecraft, relationship patterns, Server, societal pressure, toxic relationships, trauma bonding, unhealthy relationships

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	7646
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7
Ores Mined:	9622	Meteorite Armor Created:	28
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	50
Meteorites Collected:	4	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6

Are you tired of being stuck in a bad relationship with boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further! Our server is like the perfect partner – always there for you, never boring, and full of surprises.

Join our server and you’ll never have to worry about getting bored again. We have so many crazy adventures waiting for you, like fighting off zombie pigmen with nothing but a carrot, or building a giant statue of a llama made entirely out of diamonds.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a giant chicken who rules over the land with an iron beak. Rumor has it that if you can defeat the Chicken King in battle, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical cow named Bessie.

So why stay in a bad relationship with other servers when you can join ours and have the time of your life? Come on over and let the fun begin!

MythBusterCraft

BELIEF, childhood myth, common misconception, common myth, cultural myth, debunked myth, Fallacy, false information, folklore, historical myth, Misconception, mistaken belief, MythBusterCraft, mythological belief, old wives tale, popular misconception, superstition, traditional belief, Truth, urban legend, widely believed myth

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	9539
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	13	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	660	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Void Gems Collected:	39	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Astral Projections Made:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	20
Unicorn Sightings:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Shadow Figures Spotted:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1

Once upon a time, there was a Minecraft server where players believed that if you built a house out of diamonds, a magical unicorn would appear and grant you three wishes. Turns out, the unicorn was actually just a sneaky player in a unicorn costume trying to steal your diamonds! But fear not, on this server, you can team up with other players to outsmart the diamond-stealing unicorn and protect your precious loot. Join now for a chance to unleash your inner unicorn hunter and uncover the truth behind this legendary myth!