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QuitCraftSpeedrun

anecdote, coworker, Departure, employment, exit, Experience, Fast, Job, Observation, QuitCraftSpeedrun, Quitting, Rapid, reason, RECORD, short lived, Story, Surprising, turnover, unexpected, work, Workplace

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	4871
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Votes:	409	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	32
Astral Orbs Gathered:	7	Holy Grails Found:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10

Have you ever seen someone quit a job faster than a creeper blowing up in your face? Well, our Minecraft server is so addictive that new players can’t help but stay for hours on end! We’ve had newbies come in, take one look at our epic builds and crazy mini-games, and decide to quit their real-life job just so they can spend more time playing with us. Join us and see if you can resist the urge to ditch your responsibilities for a virtual world of fun and adventure!

HoseDrinkingDogGenX

backyard games, childhood memories, dog owners, Dogs, drinking from hoses, generation X, generational habits, GenX, GenX culture, GenX lifestyle, hose drinking, hose drinking tradition, hose water, HoseDrinkingDogGenX, Nostalgia, outdoor activities, outdoor traditions, pet behavior, Pets, summer fun, water play

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	2590
Rating:	5.0 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10

So, like, this server is like, totally the best place to hang out if you wanna be, like, part of GenX, ya know? We got dogs, man. Dogs that drink from hoses. And like, GenX famously drinks from hoses too. So like, it’s a match made in Minecraft heaven, dude. Join us and be a part of this totally rad pack of hose-drinking GenXers and hose-drinking dogs. It’s gonna be, like, totally epic, bro. So come on, join us and let’s drink from hoses together, man. It’s gonna be a blast.

SestrinCraft: EndoInhibitor

Autophagy, cerebrovascular, drug target, EndoInhibitor, endothelial inflammation, endothelial-to-mesenchymal transition, inflammatory injury, Sestrin2, SestrinCraft

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	8360
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Treasure Maps Found:	9
Towns Built:	5	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	25
Battle Standards Raised:	14	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Potions Brewed:	93	New Chunks Explored:	364640
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	20

so, like, this server is like, totally epic, man. like, you ever wanted to inhibit endothelial inflammation and Endothelial-to-mesenchymal transition via enhanced autophagy in Minecraft? well, now you can!

join our server and be part of the most insane study ever conducted in the blocky world. we’re talking potential drug targets for cerebrovascular inflammatory injury, dude.

come on, who wouldn’t want to be a part of that? plus, we have the most lit parties in our virtual world. like, you won’t believe the crazy stuff that goes down.

so, like, join our server now and be part of the most mind-blowing adventure of your Minecraft life. trust us, you won’t regret it. #minecraftgoals #crazyadventures #inhibitinflammationlolz

CoffeeMC: No sugar, no cream, just a hint of whitelist. Now with version 1.21!

CoffeeMC, cream, Hint, Minecraft Survival Community Whitelist Vanilla Rules PVP Griefing Theft Respect Lag Racism Sexism Homophobia Transphobia Harassment Hacking Optifine Alt accounts Discord, Sugar, Vanilla, Version, Whitelist

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	5536
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	12
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Votes:	8581
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	17
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3

CoreMC Minecraft Server Overview

Server Information	Details
Server Type	Vanilla
Server Address	play.core-mc.net
Location	Eastern United States
Server Specifications	Ryzen 5 3550H, 32GB RAM (20GB allocated to Minecraft)

Frequently Asked Questions

What is CoreMC?

CoreMC is a Minecraft server that aims to provide a simple, vanilla Minecraft experience for players of all types.

What sets CoreMC apart from other servers?

CoreMC runs the stock vanilla .jar with minimal modifications, allowing for a true vanilla experience. The server emphasizes respect among players and allows for all vanilla gameplay elements.

What are the server rules?

No PVP/Griefing/Stealing
No item dupe glitches
Avoid excessive lag-causing builds
No racism/sexism/homophobia/transphobia/harassment
No hacking/xray/flyhacks
Alt accounts allowed with permission

How can I join CoreMC?

Join the Discord server at Discord to apply for membership.

Is CoreMC active?

CoreMC may have periods of inactivity, but the server remains online regardless. The community is looking to recruit more active players to keep the server lively.

BlindCraft Minecraft Server

BlindCraft, career on the line, cognitive dissonance, cognitive distortion., coping mechanism, Defeat, denial, denial of failure, disconnected from reality, emotional detachment, emotional disconnect, emotional numbness, emotional resilience., homobeggars, Humiliation, internal conflict, Minecraft, psychological defense, reality check, SELF AWARENESS, self-deception, Server, unicorn chads

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	9395
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	35	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Mythical Swords Crafted:	65
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Cursed Lands Purified:	9
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7

Are you tired of getting humiliated by CGDCT on other Minecraft servers? Are you ready to interact with homos like a boss and show them who’s the real unicorn chad? Join our server and leave all your worries behind! Our server is a place where you can forget about your career and just focus on dominating the game. Don’t be like the homobeggars, join us and feel the thrill of victory without any defeat. What are you waiting for? Come see what’s going on inside your head on our epic Minecraft server!

SpeedyCraft Minecraft Server

Choices, Choosing, choosing between two, choosing the right one, deciding between options, decision, Decision making, Dilemma, indecision, making a choice, making a decision, making a selection, Minecraft, Options, picking between choices, Selecting, selecting between options, selecting the best fit, selecting the best option, Server, SpeedyCraft, weighing options, which one spee

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	7700
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	17	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Villages Defended:	7	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	15
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Potions Brewed:	22

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamonds!

Join us for the most epic adventures you’ll ever experience in Minecraft. We have a secret underground city where the villagers throw wild parties every night, complete with disco balls and glowstone dance floors.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a giant chicken with a crown who rules over all poultry in the land. Rumor has it that if you can defeat the Chicken King in battle, you’ll be rewarded with a diamond sword that shoots lasers.

So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and let the madness begin!

BossMan’sBlockParty

aita, Assertiveness, autistic, BossMansBlockParty, Boundaries, Communication, company policy, Conflict Resolution, emergency contact, Exploitation, family time, husband’s boss, on-call, remote work, Respect, Sunday work, unpaid work, work-life balance, working hours

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	3828
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Mythical Relics Collected:	11	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	151	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Mines Excavated:	2443
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the struggles of dealing with bosses who don’t appreciate your hard work? Look no further! Our server is run by a team of understanding and supportive admins who will never make you work for free like that poor husband in the story above. Join us for a virtual escape where you can build, mine, and craft to your heart’s content without any boss breathing down your neck. Plus, we have special events where you can compete in virtual family outings and show off your skills. Don’t let your real life stress get you down, come join us for some Minecraft fun and leave those work worries behind!

PlumbCraft Server – Flushable Wipes Edition

#sustainability, clogged pipes, consumer protection, deceptive marketing, disposable products, eco-friendly alternatives, Edition, environmental impact, false advertising, flushable, flushable wipes, infrastructure damage, long-term consequences, misleading claims, PlumbCraft, Plumbing, product labeling, public health, regulatory oversight, responsible disposal, Server, sewer systems, wastewater treatment, water pollution, wipes

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	7145
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Animals Bred:	89
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Alien Abductions:	5	Players Killed by Monsters:	1758
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Dimension Hops:	5	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	17
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	96	Royal Courts Attended:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that promise a lot but deliver nothing? Well, look no further because our server is so epic, even the flushable wipes are jealous! Join us and experience the thrill of destroying plumbing and sewer systems with just a click of a button. Who needs diamonds and gold when you can wreak havoc on unsuspecting villages and towns? So come on, join us and let’s flush away all your worries on our insane Minecraft server!

MineCraftyJailbreak

13 year old, abuse of power, Accountability, allegations, controversy, criminal charges, criminal justice, Evidence, investigation, Judiciary, Justice, law enforcement, Legal System, MineCraftyJailbreak, Presidency, Prison, rape, scandal, sexual assault, trump

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	2307
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Animals Bred:	160	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	282
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	43
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more lit than Trump’s Twitter feed? Look no further, because our server is so wild, even Trump would be impressed! Join us and you’ll be mining and crafting like a pro in no time. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player on our server, so you never know who you might run into! So come on, join us and let’s make Minecraft great again!

CraftyNicotineRelief

addiction, addiction recovery, addiction treatment, cigarettes, copd, CraftyNicotineRelief, emphysema, harmful effects, health risks, Inhaler, lung cancer, nicotine addiction, nicotine replacement therapy, nicotine withdrawal, public health, quitting smoking, respiratory health, smoking, substance abuse, tobacco, tobacco industry

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	126
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Farms Harvested:	789	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	24	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Ether Blades Crafted:	12	Infinite Doors Opened:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where we have CIGARETTES as a power up that gives you super speed and makes you invincible for 10 seconds! imagine running around the map like a crazy person, smoking your way to victory! but be careful, too many cigarettes and you might get addicted and start speaking in french! oui oui mon ami! join now for the most lit minecraft experience of your life!