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Pixel Princesses Minecraft Server

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	3233
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	6
Astral Projections Made:	0	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Buildings Constructed:	35

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be!

Join us for epic adventures where you can ride on the backs of flying pigs, battle evil llamas with laser eyes, and even tame a dragon to be your loyal steed.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, whose eggs are made of pure diamonds. Just imagine the bling your armor will have after hatching one of those bad boys!

So what are you waiting for? Join us in four more days for the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft experience of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe sit this one out).

Hangover Minecraft SMP

alcohol, alcohol-induced injuries, begging, bros, broskis, bruised balls, busted nut, Drinking, Drunk, EMBARRASSING, embarrassing moments, Friends, funny, hangover, Minecraft, nuts, Party, pisses myself, regret, smp, sore nuts, WTF

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	8776
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	4
Demon Skulls Collected:	20	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	43
Alien Abductions:	1	Magic Items Found:	2705
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	42
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where even your virtual nuts can get bruised! Join us for wild nights of drinking with the broskis, where anything can happen. From accidentally peeing on yourself to begging your friends to stop on your nuts (ouch), our server is full of outrageous moments that you won’t find anywhere else. So if you’re looking for a truly unique and hilarious Minecraft experience, come join us and see if you can survive the madness. Just be sure to protect your virtual nuts at all costs!

Destiny’s DMs Minecraft Server

cancel culture, controversy, debate, debate culture, destiny, Destinys, disappearing act, DMs, funny, influencer, internet culture, Minecraft, online behavior, Online Community, online discourse, online drama, online harassment, Server, shills, social media, Spam, Streamer, twitch

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	7139
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	5	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Mines Excavated:	3345
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the only drama is who stole whose diamonds? Well, look no further because on our server, we have the juiciest DMs drama that will make you forget about building houses and start building alliances!

Join us and witness the epic battles of Destiny and his shills as they fight for dominance in the chat. Will they come out victorious or will they be banished to the Nether realm? Only time will tell!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary debate arena where players can challenge Destiny himself to a debate. Will you come out on top or will you be left speechless by his epic arguments? Join now and find out!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and experience the craziest, most drama-filled Minecraft world you’ve ever seen. Who needs diamonds when you have DMs drama?

The British Blockheads Minecraft SMP

Blockheads, British, british empire, British History, Colonization, Conquest, cultural influence, england, English language, global impact, global power, historical events, History, imperialism, influential nation, international influence, inventions, Minecraft, modern world, small country, smp, United Kingdom, White House burning, world domination

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	7464
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6	Runes Activated:	0
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Buildings Constructed:	37
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Mines Excavated:	2511	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	11
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Dragons Tamed:	5

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP ever! We’ve already conquered half the world, invented all the things the modern world uses, and our language is spoken by everyone (even aliens, probably). Oh, and did we mention we’re the only country to take over and burn down the US White House? Yeah, we’re kind of a big deal. So come join us and be a part of history in the making (or breaking, depending on how you look at it). Plus, our tiny country has had a HUGE impact on the world, so you know you want to be a part of that action. Join now before we conquer the entire Minecraft universe!

MineCart Vanilla server Minecraft server

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	5892
Rating:	5.0 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	26
Enchanted Forests Planted:	12	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	39	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	3
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	453

MineCart – This is a vanilla server that has been around for 8 months and this means that the server will continue to work! Our server is powered by a Ryzen 9 7950x processor and, accordingly, will not lag at all. The proxy is located in Moscow, which will give a stable ping.

We also have a plugin for Voice Chat, Emotions and Drinks!

Links to the site and rules:

Website – https://shop.mine-cart.online/

Rules – https://docs.mine-cart.online/

mc.minecart.space:8787

Zenless Zone Zero – Minecraft Server

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	2597
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	11
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Cosmic Pies Baked:	3
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	52	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with virtual revenge, mysterious quests, and combat mayhem!

Embark on a journey to uncover the secrets of Arpeggio Fault, participate in intense virtual battlefield battles, and assist our quirky assistant program, “En-Nah.” But that’s not all – we also have a data bounty combat simulation, a quest to help Kai, and even a mission involving sandwiches (yes, sandwiches)!

But wait, there’s more! Redeemable codes await you in-game or online, so you can unlock exclusive rewards and power-ups. And don’t forget to check out our resources and useful links for all your Minecraft needs.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most outrageous adventures you’ll ever have in Minecraft! Trust us, you won’t regret it. See you in the game!

Fit Comfort Durability Minecraft SMP

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	1887
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Runes Activated:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	49
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Meteorites Collected:	3
Animals Bred:	19	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Chimeras Created:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1

Yo, listen up! Are you tired of wearing boring, basic Minecraft skins on your SMP server? Well, look no further because our server has the most epic, stylish, and durable skins around!

Our skins are made from only the finest, highest quality pixels that will never fade or wear out, even after countless creeper explosions. And don’t even get me started on the comfort level – it’s like wearing a cozy diamond helmet all day long!

But wait, there’s more! Join our server and you’ll be part of the most exclusive club in the Minecraft universe. We’ve got secret underground bases, treasure hunts with real-life prizes, and even a pet dragon that you can ride into battle.

So why settle for boring old skins when you can join our epic SMP and become the envy of all your blocky friends? Trust us, once you’ve experienced the awesomeness of our server, you’ll never want to play anywhere else. So what are you waiting for? Join now and start living your best Minecraft life!

Oops I Joined a Minecraft Server

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	4289
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3
Zombie Dances:	7	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Emeralds Found:	2370	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4

Are you tired of accidentally replying in the wrong thread? Do you crave a girlfriend who can kick your butt in MMA? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for epic battles, hilarious mishaps, and maybe even find a girlfriend who can literally beat the crap out of you. Who needs therapy when you have a virtual world where anything is possible? Join now and let the chaos begin!

The Artistic Miner Minecraft SMP

art assets, Artistic, character design, Concept Art, digital art, game art, game art direction, game art style, game assets, game assets creation, game development, game graphics, game illustrations, gaming industry, in-game art, Minecraft, miner, official art, official artwork, official illustrations, smp, video game art, Video Game Design, visual design

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	6046
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13
Zombie Dances:	8	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Battle Standards Raised:	8	Void Gems Collected:	12
Magic Wands Crafted:	17	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, look no further! Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where the pigs ride on chickens, the creepers wear top hats, and the villagers break out into spontaneous dance parties!

But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Diamond Pickaxe of Destiny, rumored to grant its wielder the power to mine straight to bedrock in one swing! And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the secret underground disco club where the Endermen show off their sick dance moves.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare for a wild ride filled with laughter, adventure, and maybe even a few exploding sheep (don’t worry, they respawn)!

Pixel Paradise Minecraft Server

Anime, Anime Community, anime ships, controversial, cute, Fandom, fanfiction, forbidden love, Japanese culture, Kino, Loli, loli x shota, Manga, Minecraft, Otaku, Paradise, PIXEL, relationship, romance, Server, shota, taboo, underage, young love

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	2403
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	41	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	10	Orbs of Power Found:	6
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	11
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Divine Spears Created:	12

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where loli x shota is truly kino! Join us for a wild ride filled with pixelated adventures and questionable relationships between tiny characters.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a loli and a shota decided to team up and take on the Ender Dragon together. With their tiny stature and big hearts, they defeated the dragon in record time, all while looking adorable AF.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Loli x Shota Dance Party, where players can show off their best dance moves in their cutest skins. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a loli and a shota break it down on the dance floor.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server and experience the madness for yourself. Just remember, loli x shota is kino here, and we wouldn’t have it any other way.