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Censorship on 4chan Minecraft SMP

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	1465
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9
Phoenix Feathers Found:	7	Epic Weapons Forged:	7
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	4318
Immortal Potions Brewed:	10	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3

Are you tired of getting banned for simply sharing your thoughts on a Minecraft server? Look no further than our insane SMP! We welcome all off-topic discussions, controversial opinions, and even nonsensical ramblings. In fact, the more outrageous, the better!

Join us and be a part of a community where freedom of speech reigns supreme. Share your wildest theories on why creepers explode, debate the best block for building a toilet, or even discuss the existential crisis of a villager. No topic is too off-topic for us!

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP where you can truly let your creativity and humor shine, join us now and let the madness begin! Who knows, you might even become the next banned legend of our server!

Fantasy Tech Minecraft Server

advancement, Aesthetic, agriculture, AIRPLANES, alternative solutions, arms race, artist, civilizational path dependence, Competition, FANTASY, fantasy games, farming techniques, lightning spells, LMGs, Magic, Minecraft, muskets, sci-fi elements, science fiction, Server, Tech, Technology, Universe, UTILITY, Writer

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	3797
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	6
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Farms Harvested:	971
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	5	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Meteorites Collected:	0
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6

Are you tired of boring old fantasy servers where magic is the only thing that exists? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the perfect blend of magic and technology!

Join us for epic battles between wizards and cyborgs, where you can cast spells while riding a rocket-powered unicorn. Need to harvest crops? Forget about traditional farming techniques, just use your magic wand to create a bountiful harvest in seconds.

But beware, as technology advances, so does magic. Who knows what kind of insane inventions players will come up with next? From laser swords to flying broomsticks, the possibilities are endless.

So come join us on our server and experience a world where magic and technology collide in the most hilarious and outrageous ways possible. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on all the craziness that awaits you!

The Royal Rumble Minecraft SMP Champion

athlete, belt, Champion, Championship, Competition, Entertainment, Event, EXCITEMENT, match, Minecraft, Performance, Ring, royal, royal rumble, Rumble, smp, sports, Superstar, Title, Victory, winner, wrestling, wwe

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	2206
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Magic Wands Crafted:	24	Astral Orbs Gathered:	16
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	76	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Votes:	1073	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP where chaos reigns supreme and the only rule is to have a good time! Join us and become the ultimate Minecraft champion, the one who will be crowned the “Your Royal Rumble Winner”!

Why should you join this insane server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found themselves in a battle against a horde of evil chickens armed with diamond swords. But fear not, for this player emerged victorious, earning the title of Chicken Slayer and the admiration of all who witnessed their epic battle!

But that’s not all! On this server, you can ride pigs into battle, build houses out of exploding TNT blocks, and even challenge the server owner to a dance-off for the chance to win a mythical enchanted diamond pickaxe!

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft adventure and show the world that you have what it takes to be crowned the “Your Royal Rumble Winner”!

Tweeting Israel Minecraft Server

ambassadorship, American politics, current events, daily updates, Diplomacy, Elise Stefanik, foreign policy, Government, international relations, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, News, Politics, Server, social media, trump, tweet, tweeting, twitter, UN ambassador, united nations, united states

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	2463
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Divine Spears Created:	14
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	9
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Treasure Maps Found:	14	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Meteorites Collected:	4	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	82
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	15

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most hilarious place to play Minecraft! Join us at https://x.com/EliseStefanik for a wild ride you won’t forget.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found themselves in a world where pigs could fly, creepers told jokes, and diamonds rained from the sky. It was a land of pure chaos and absolute hilarity. And that player? They never wanted to leave.

But that’s not all! On our server, you can ride llamas into battle, build houses out of giant mushrooms, and even challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off. Yes, you heard that right. The Ender Dragon loves to boogie down, and if you can out-dance it, you’ll be rewarded with a disco ball made of pure emeralds.

So what are you waiting for? Join us at https://x.com/EliseStefanik for the most ridiculous, over-the-top Minecraft experience of your life. Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe sit this one out).

Eagles at Rams SMP Minecraft Game Night #4

Eagles, Edition, Entertainment, football, Game, GAMETHREAD, Los Angeles, matchup, Minecraft, NFC, nfc east, NFC West, NFL, night, Philadelphia, Primetime, rams, refball, Rivalry, smp, snf, sports, sunday night football

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	357
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	7
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	11
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	8
Treasure Maps Found:	5	Divine Scrolls Written:	25

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of players joined this server and discovered a secret underground base filled with diamonds and enchanted gear. But beware, there’s a dragon guarding it who only speaks in riddles and challenges you to a dance-off before you can claim your loot.

But that’s not all! We have a custom plugin that turns all mobs into friendly pandas who will follow you around and do your bidding. Want a panda army to take on your enemies? You got it! And don’t even get me started on the giant flying chickens that drop loot chests wherever they go.

So if you’re ready for a wild ride filled with laughter, chaos, and maybe a little bit of insanity, then come join us on this Minecraft SMP. Who knows what crazy adventures await you?

Dawntrail Minecraft Server

7.1 Patch Notes, Bestways Burrow, Casual CC meet up, Curse of the Wereviera, DAWNTRAIL, Dawntrail General, Dynamis, Empyreum Ward 15, Events, final fantasy xiv, Final Fantasy XIV Community, Fire Walk With Me, Free Companies, Future Meetups, gaming events, Linkshells, Mare Lamentorum, Marilith, Minecraft, mmorpg, online gaming, Primal Mist W20 P34, Resources, Server, Shared FATE meetup, Sunday Bunday, The Missing Pieces, Ultros, virtual meetups, wolf’s den, Zalera

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	6684
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2
New Chunks Explored:	52193	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Buildings Constructed:	43	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6
Gnome Villages Protected:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	29
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9	Epic Weapons Forged:	10
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5	Chimeras Created:	3

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you will ever encounter! Our latest 7.1 Patch Notes include adding dragons, unicorns, and even a talking llama companion that will guide you through your adventures.

Join our server for the chance to join Free Companies like “Fire Walk With Me” and “The Missing Pieces” where you can battle against other players in epic showdowns. Don’t miss out on our upcoming meetup events including “SUNDAY BUNDAY – CURSE OF THE WEREVIERA” where you can transform into a wereviera and wreak havoc on the land.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Mare Lamentorum – Marilith, Dynamis where you can participate in Shared FATE meetups and earn rare loot. And if you’re feeling brave, head to Ultros, Primal Mist W20 P34 for a chance to walk on fire with the Fire Walk With Me crew.

Don’t miss out on the craziness that is our Minecraft server, where anything is possible and adventure awaits at every turn. Join us now and prepare for the most outrageous and hilarious gaming experience of your life!

Fractal Bitcoin Minecraft SMP

Bitcoin, Blockchain, blockchain technology, cryptocurrency, decentralized, digital asset, Digital Currency, digital revolution, economic revolution, finance, financial system, fractal, Fractal Bitcoin, future of money, innovation, Investment, market analysis, Minecraft, Peer-to-peer, secure transactions, smp, Technology, Trading, virtual currency

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	2292
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Enchantments Applied:	98
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Potions Brewed:	125
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	50	Fairy Circles Danced In:	7
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be if you want to experience the wild world of Fractal Bitcoin!

Join us for a chance to mine for virtual cryptocurrency while dodging creepers and zombies. Who needs real money when you can be a virtual millionaire in our server?

But that’s not all – rumor has it that the server is haunted by the ghost of a player who mined too greedily and too deep, and now he roams the virtual world seeking revenge on anyone who dares to challenge him.

So come join us for a truly unique Minecraft experience that will have you laughing, crying, and questioning your sanity all at the same time. Fractal Bitcoin awaits you!

pemc.aternos.me:59134 Minecraft server

1.16.220, 1.17.0, 1.17.10, 1.17.30, 1.17.40, 59134, banner, CHANGED.., Community, Gaming, Lazy, Minecraft, minecraft pe, ONLINE, pemc.aternos.me, PORT, Server

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	3829
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	28
Runes Activated:	8	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Farms Harvested:	964	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Enchanted Armories Found:	8
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	28
Glorious Feasts Held:	15	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1

Supports MINECRAFT PE: 1.16.220, 1.17.0, 1.17.10, 1.17.30, 1.17.40 The port has changed!

pemc.aternos.me:59134

Crafty Blocks Minecraft Server

blocks, campus life, college dorms, college roommates, communal living, Crafty, dorm life, Dormitory, dormitory activities, dormitory atmosphere, dormitory community, dormitory culture, dormitory etiquette, dormitory experience, dormitory facilities, dormitory lifestyle, dormitory rules, Minecraft, residence halls, Server, shared living spaces, student accommodations, student living, University housing

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	7838
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	18	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Animals Bred:	34
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Mines Excavated:	3016
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15
Fairy Circles Danced In:	4	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the dorms are the place to be! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and decided to build a dorm that was so epic, it had its own water slide, pet unicorn stables, and a secret underground disco room. The player became known as the Dorm Queen and all the other players flocked to her dorm to party and hang out.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Dorm Wars, where players battle it out in epic PvP matches to see who will reign supreme as the ultimate dorm champion. Will you rise to the challenge and claim the title for yourself?

So come join our server and experience the madness of the dorms for yourself. Who knows, you might just become the next Dorm Queen or King!

Dusty Board Minecraft SMP

Board, cleaning, cleaning routine, cleaning schedule, cleaning supplies, cleaning tips, cleaning tools, DIRTY, dusty, dusty board, dusty environment, dusty furniture, dusty home, dusty room, dusty spaces, dusty surfaces, house cleaning, household chores, Minecraft, neglected, smp

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	3543
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	6
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Demon Skulls Collected:	36	Crystal Caves Mapped:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	5	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Dragons Tamed:	5	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2

Are you tired of playing on boring old servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further, because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be if you want to spice up your gaming experience!

Join us and witness the epic battle between the Chicken Army and the Cow Rebellion as they fight for control of the server. Will the chickens finally overthrow their bovine oppressors? Only time will tell!

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground base filled with treasure, guarded by a pack of ferocious wolves wearing diamond armor. Can you outsmart them and claim the loot for yourself?

And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that our server is home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a mysterious figure who roams the land in search of players to challenge to epic build battles. Will you be able to impress him with your building skills and earn his respect?

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare for a wild ride filled with adventure, danger, and maybe even a little bit of chaos. Just make sure to dust off your keyboard before you log in – we wouldn’t want you to get lost in all the excitement!