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GroceryGriefer420

budgeting, Communication Issues, control freak, financial strain, food poisoning, food preferences, food preparation, Food Safety, food sharing, food storage, groceries, grocery shopping, GroceryGriefer420, household expenses, living situation, meal planning, meal sharing, personal boundaries, rent payment, roommate conflict, roommate dynamics

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	1469
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6
Mythical Quests Completed:	31	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	64	Epic Quests Completed:	22
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Alien Abductions:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	9	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
New Chunks Explored:	783576	Endless Legions Commanded:	38

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you won’t get food poisoning from our virtual meals! Join us and escape the drama of defrosting disasters and control freak cooks. Our virtual world is filled with endless possibilities and no one will force you to eat questionable defrosted food.

Imagine a place where you can build your dream castle without worrying about someone defrosting shrimp next to your crafting table. Dive into our server and leave the real world behind, where you won’t have to argue about food safety or spend $600 on questionable meat.

So come join us and let’s build a world where defrosting on the counter is just a distant memory. Who needs real groceries when you can feast on virtual blocks and pixels? Don’t be an AITA, be a Minecraft master on our server!

SneezeCraft Server: Roaring Like Lions!

lion roar, Lions, loud sneezes, Roaring, Server, sneeze analysis, sneeze behavior, sneeze explanations, sneeze intensity, sneeze patterns, sneeze questions, sneeze research, sneeze sounds, sneeze study, sneeze theories, sneeze volume, SneezeCraft, sneezing, sneezing habits, sneezing like a lion, sneezing noises, strange sneezing, unusual sneezing

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	3312
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	19
Ores Mined:	7737	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	11	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Phantom Rings Equipped:	13	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	48

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where everyone sneezes like a timid kitten? Well, look no further because our server is filled with players who sneeze like they are trying to out-roar a lion! Join us for epic sneezing battles that will leave you in stitches.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Sneeze Olympics, where players compete in events like the Longest Sneeze and the Most Creative Sneeze. Think you have what it takes to be crowned the Sneeze Champion?

If that’s not enough to entice you, how about the fact that our server is built on a giant tissue box floating in the sky? Yes, you read that right. So come join us for a truly unique Minecraft experience that will have you laughing, sneezing, and crying tears of joy.

PleasureCraft

guilty pleasure, guilty pleasure activities, guilty pleasure books, guilty pleasure desserts, guilty pleasure drinks, guilty pleasure food, guilty pleasure habits, guilty pleasure hobbies, guilty pleasure indulgences, guilty pleasure luxuries, guilty pleasure movies, guilty pleasure pastimes, guilty pleasure pleasures, guilty pleasure snacks, guilty pleasure songs, guilty pleasure treats, guilty pleasure TV shows, guilty pleasure vices, indulgence, PleasureCraft, secret pleasure

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	4265
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9	Mysterious Portals Opened:	10
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Mythical Swords Crafted:	26
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	33	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17
Astral Orbs Gathered:	17	Holy Grails Found:	1

Do you enjoy building giant statues of llamas wearing top hats? How about creating a roller coaster that launches players into a pit of fluffy bunnies? Or maybe you just like to dress up as a block of cheese and dance around in a field of exploding chickens? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the place for all your wildest guilty pleasures! Join us for non-stop laughs, crazy adventures, and a community of players who are just as weird as you are. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but in a good way)! So what are you waiting for? Come join the madness and let your inner Minecraft maniac run wild!

MbappéCraft: Vote Against Extremists!

“Youth, activism, Campaign, Civic Duty, Democracy, democracy in action, election, ENGAGEMENT, extremists, France, France election, mbappe, MbappéCraft, political awareness, political participation, political responsibility, Politics, Presidential election, Vote, Voting, young voters

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	2546
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	20
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Meteorites Collected:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	18	Forbidden Relics Collected:	4
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15	Magic Items Found:	6364
Magical Moments Shared:	17	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Crops Grown:	2353
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0

come join our epic minecraft server where we have mbappé as our spokesperson urging all the youth to vote against the ‘extremists’ aka creepers and zombies! we have a campaign kicking off to save our blocky world from destruction! build, mine, and vote for a better minecraft future with us! plus, mbappé might even teach you some sick soccer moves in-game! don’t miss out on the fun, join now!

TouchCraft: The Sensory Server

biology, Haptic, human body, nervous system, neuroscience, Particle, Perception, physical contact, Sensation, Senses, Sensory, sensory experience, sensory integration, sensory perception, sensory processing, Server, somatosensory, stimuli, tactile, Touch, TouchCraft, variation, WAVE

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	4141
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	15	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	7
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	4811
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6

so, like, on this cray cray minecraft server, we got all kinds of touchy feely stuff goin on. like, ya gotta touch stuff to see stuff or hear stuff or smell stuff. it’s like, a whole new level of sensory experience, man.

join us if ya wanna feel the vibrations of the block beneath your feet, or if ya wanna reach out and touch the pixels of a beautiful sunset. it’s like, sensory overload in the best way possible.

we even have a special touchy feely quest where ya gotta touch every single block in the game to unlock the ultimate power of touch. it’s like, a spiritual journey through the world of minecraft.

so come on down and join us on this touchy feely adventure. who needs sight or sound or smell when ya got the power of touch, amirite?

WarburgCraft – HepatoWarz

Biomarkers, Cancer Biology, Cancer Metabolism, cancer research, Cancer Therapeutics, cancer treatment, Cell Proliferation, Cellular Respiration, Glycolysis, Hepatocellular Carcinoma, HepatoWarz, Liver Cancer, Metabolic Reprogramming, Mitochondrial Dysfunction, oncology, Tumor Cells, tumor growth, Tumor Metabolism, Tumor Microenvironment, Tumor Progression, Warburg Effect, WarburgCraft

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	547
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	42	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Secret Passages Found:	5	Immortal Potions Brewed:	12
Demon Skulls Collected:	25	Dragon Eggs Found:	5044
Astral Amulets Crafted:	43	Potions Brewed:	158

So, like, this server is like, totally lit, man. We got like, the craziest adventures and the most epic battles. Like, imagine fighting a dragon while riding a pig with a diamond sword in hand. It’s like, totally bonkers, dude.

And, like, if you join this server, you’ll unlock the secrets of the Warburg Effect in Hepatocellular Carcinoma. Yeah, that’s right. You’ll be curing cancer while building a castle made out of rainbow blocks. It’s like, mind-blowing, bro.

Plus, like, the community on this server is so rad. Everyone is super chill and always down for a good laugh. We even have a secret handshake that involves throwing a chicken at someone’s face. It’s like, the best thing ever.

So, like, what are you waiting for, dude? Join this server now and experience the most insane Minecraft adventure of your life. Trust me, you won’t regret it.

FredBobbersSMP

Brewery, Claim Plugin, Community, Discord, Dynmap, Earth, Economy, Faction, Factions, Nations, Plugins, quality of life, Slimefun, Towns

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	5216
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	12	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	15
Astral Staffs Crafted:	13	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7	Eternal Flames Captured:	5

Welcome to FredBobbersSMP! This server has a Earth based map with a claim plugin (lands) that allows you to create towns and nations!

We are constantly adding quality of life and game breaking plugins!

Dynmap: PMCd629222cacea6cf7c0aab186124ab8ae

Discord: discord.gg/nmavmfqUvV

FredBobbers.mcserver.us

Wolfy Drops Minecraft Server

DROPS, FANTASY, fantasy world, frenzy flame, Legends, Liurnia, lore reason, magical creatures, Minecraft, Mysterious, mysterious origins, mystical beings, Mythical, otherworldly manifestations, Phenomenon, random tower, Server, stormveil castle, strange events, Supernatural, Teleportation, unexplained, Wolfy, Wolves

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	1336
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Void Armor Forged:	14
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	25
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11	Shadow Figures Spotted:	1

Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of boring old servers with no excitement or mystery? Well, look no further because our server is filled with crazy lore and wacky surprises that will keep you on your toes!

Join our server and witness the phenomenon of wolves dropping out of thin air around Stormveil Castle. Maybe they’re secret agents sent by the Ender Dragon to spy on us, who knows! And don’t even get us started on the frenzy flame just casually hanging out in Liurnia above a random tower. Is it a lost fire spirit looking for its way home, or just a pyromaniac with a flair for the dramatic?

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question your sanity and leave you laughing until your sides hurt, come join us! Who knows what other crazy surprises await you in our world of madness and mayhem!

TheBlockBros Minecraft Server

aew, Based, cord, cringe, debut, long tail tags, members, Minecraft, sciences, Server, Stable, TheBlockBros, true story, tummy, wrestling, wwe, yummy

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	5285
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14	Lunar Scepters Activated:	7
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	13	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Buildings Constructed:	42	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Emeralds Found:	4456	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	10

Are you tired of boring old wrestling stables with only 3 members? Come join our Minecraft server where we have stables with 10 members each! That’s right, you can create your own epic wrestling stable with all your friends and dominate the competition.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the rare and elusive Yummy Wummy mob, which drops delicious treats for you to feast on. Just watch out for the Cringe mob, they’ll try to steal your snacks and ruin your day.

Join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft server where anything can happen, from epic wrestling battles to tasty treats and mischievous mobs. It’s a true story that you won’t want to miss out on!

MadHusbandRevenge Minecraft Server

addiction struggles, Communication, Conflict Resolution, coping mechanisms, Emotional healing, emotional processing, emotional reactions, Empathy, family dynamics, forgiveness, MadHusbandRevenge, mental health awareness, Minecraft, personal boundaries, relapse, relationship challenges, self-care, Server, substance abuse education, substance abuse recovery, support system, trust building, Understanding

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	2025
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Divine Relics Bestowed:	9
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that will help you escape the drama of real life? Look no further! Join our server and leave all your worries behind, just like how this player’s husband left his vanilla extract worries behind by adding water to cover up his relapse.

On our server, you can build your own virtual world without any substance abuse issues getting in the way. And if you ever feel overwhelmed like this player, just take a drive around our virtual world for some alone time.

Join now and experience a drama-free Minecraft adventure like no other! Just remember, no vanilla extract allowed in-game – we like to keep things pure and drama-free!