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Players: | 101/300 | Votes: | 3538 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 16 | Mythical Swords Crafted: | 65 |
Endless Staircases Climbed: | 3 | Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 4 |
Orbs of Power Found: | 5 | Void Gems Collected: | 34 |
Horror Stories Survived: | 4 | Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 21 |
Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 4 | Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 5 |
Wyrmholes Dug: | 8 | Treasure Maps Found: | 2 |
Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 3 | Mystic Runes Engraved: | 3 |
Join us and experience the thrilling saga of my 30-year-old brother and his 36-year-old ex-wife, who are embroiled in a divorce scandal that will make your diamond sword shiver. Witness the tension as his new girlfriend demands that the ex-wife be banned from our upcoming trip to Orlando, FL. Will she get her way? Will there be a showdown at the Nether portal? Only time will tell!
But wait, there’s more! You’ll also get to witness the epic battle between the ex-wife and the girlfriend at my parents’ Sunday dinner. It’s like a PvP match, but with mashed potatoes instead of potions. Who will emerge victorious? Who will be left with a plate full of regrets?
So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s more dramatic than a TNT explosion, come join us! Just remember to bring your popcorn and your pickaxe, because things are about to get wild.