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CraftyCashCow

beneficial, cost effective, CraftyCashCow, Designer, expensive, Extravagant, high end, indulgence, Investment, Lavish, long-term investment., luxury, must have, Premium, PRICEY., Quality, Splurge, top-notch, Upscale, valuable, worth it

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	3889
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	24	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	9
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	14	Astral Amulets Crafted:	36
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	9
Farms Harvested:	847	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	70
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	16
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8

Are you tired of spending your hard-earned diamonds on useless junk in Minecraft? Well, look no further because our server is the answer to all your problems! Join us and experience the thrill of spending your riches on the most ridiculous and extravagant items you never knew you needed.

From diamond-encrusted armor to golden toilet seats, we have it all! And the best part? These items actually give you superpowers in-game! Want to be able to fly like a chicken or shoot fireballs from your eyes? No problem, just buy our exclusive items and watch the magic happen.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Money Tree, where diamonds grow on branches and emeralds rain from the sky. Just stand under the tree and watch your wealth multiply before your very eyes.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the luxury and opulence you never knew you needed in Minecraft! Trust us, it’s worth every penny.

NatoAttackCrafters

aggression, Attack, cold war, Conflict, Defense, defense spending, eastern europe, Geopolitics, international relations, Military, military buildup, nato, NatoAttackCrafters, rearming, russia, SECURITY, strategy, Tensions, threat, Vladimir Putin, weapons

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	9736
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mines Excavated:	2677	Goblin Markets Raided:	7
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Buildings Constructed:	24	Magic Crystals Found:	14
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Endless Night Skies:	3
Phoenix Feathers Found:	6	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	9	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where we build russian tanks and rearm faster than you can say “nato is shook”! we’re preparing for a possible attack on nato but don’t worry, we’ll protect you with our epic minecraft skills. join us for crazy battles and insane strategies, you won’t regret it! plus, we have a secret underground bunker filled with diamonds and cake. what are you waiting for? join now before putin steals all the diamonds!

Pocket Fat Heart Attack

Attack, fat, Heart, Pocket

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	1344
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	34	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Animals Bred:	19
Phoenix Feathers Found:	11	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Rune Stones Activated:	6	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6
Wyrmholes Dug:	4	Villages Defended:	8
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3

come join our minecraft server where we celebrate all the fat hidden inside your muscles! forget about BMI or waist circumference, we only care about those juicy intermuscular fats.

we believe that the more fat you have stored inside your muscles, the stronger and more powerful you are in the game. it’s like a secret superpower that only our players possess.

imagine being able to survive any battle or conquer any obstacle simply because of the fat hiding in your muscles. it’s like having a built-in shield that protects you from harm.

so if you want to level up your minecraft game and become the ultimate warrior, join our server and embrace the power of intermuscular fat. trust us, you won’t regret it!

Craftocracy

#youtube, 2nd, ADDING, Craftocracy, Democracy, Discord, discord server, enacting, Game, Join, law, legislature, Meet, members, Modpack, Presidential election, proposals, Roleplay, serious, Server, smp, Vote

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	417
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Dragon Eggs Found:	4544
Love Letters Sent:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	41	Crystal Caves Mapped:	6
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	5
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6

Minecraft Server Overview

Name	Minecraft’s Most Democratic Server
Description	Members take roleplay lightly and focus on server democracy, including legislative voting on proposals
Special Event	2nd Presidential Election
Links	Video 1, Video 2, Discord Server

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

1. How often do you have server legislature meetings?

Server legislature meetings are held periodically to vote on proposals submitted by members. The frequency may vary depending on the volume of proposals.

2. What type of proposals can be submitted for voting?

Proposals can range from enacting new laws within the server to adding new mods to the server’s modpack. Members have the freedom to suggest various ideas for consideration.

3. How can I participate in the Presidential Election?

To participate in the Presidential Election or any server events, make sure to join the Discord server provided. Details and updates will be shared there.

Eternal Realm – Kronii’s Legacy 1.20.2

#HololiveEnglish, #kroniijokes, #kroniirotic, #kronillust, #krossets, #krotime, #OKTK, #ourokronii, 1.20.2, art, Collabs, ETERNAL, fanbase, fanfiction, holoEN, hololive, Kroniis, Legacy, memes, merchandise, Music, NSFW, Realm, Schedule, streaming

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	9772
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	14
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	17
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	171	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	23	Dragon Eggs Found:	9529
Magical Moments Shared:	27	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Magic Wands Crafted:	7	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3

Yo, have you ever wanted to join a Minecraft server that’s as lit as @OuroKronii’s streams? Well, look no further, cuz this server is where legends are made, just like GawrGura in Fast Food Simulator.

Join us for some late-night edgy hours in Sonic X Shadow Generations, where the memes are as spicy as the NSFW art (we got a tag for that too, kroniirotic baby).

We got all the handy links you need, from YouTube to TikTok, and even a free chat room where you can vibe with the homies. Plus, our music game is fire – check out Kronii’s original songs and covers, they’ll have you vibing for days.

And if you can’t figure out timezones, don’t worry, we got a stream calendar to keep you on track. So what are you waiting for? Join us and spread the love for Kronii, and remember to report any schizos and Londoners – KRONII LOVE! 😂🔥🎮

CraftyBridesmaid Minecraft Server

apologies, Bridesmaid Decline, changing priorities, Communication Issues, controlling relationship, CraftyBridesmaid, Emotional support, Exclusion Accusations, friend drama, friendship boundaries, Friendship struggles, Funeral Support, Group Settings Cordiality, hurtful behavior, Loss of Grandma, Minecraft, Not Being A Bridesmaid, Proposal Hinting, red flags, Server, supportive friends., toxic friendship, WIBTAH

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	2596
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Astral Amulets Crafted:	32
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	10
Rainbows Spotted:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than a soap opera? Look no further than our server! Join now for a chance to witness epic battles, crazy alliances, and more betrayal than you can shake a diamond sword at.

Our server is like no other, with players who are more unpredictable than a creeper in a minefield. You’ll never know who to trust, who to befriend, or who to watch out for. It’s a rollercoaster of emotions, just like trying to tame a wild ocelot.

Join now and experience the thrill of navigating through friendships that are more complicated than redstone contraptions. Will you be the hero who saves the day, or the villain who destroys everything in their path? The choice is yours on our server!

So what are you waiting for? Join now and dive into the chaos of our Minecraft server. Just remember, trust no one and always watch your back. It’s a jungle out there, but with the right skills and a bit of luck, you might just survive the madness.

FireBlock Bday Snub

air quality, aita, Altadena fire, BDay, birthday gift, chaotic, close friend, Communication, Disappointment, displaced by fires, Empathy, evacuation, FireBlock, friendship, Guilt, nice gift, PRESSURE, shopping, snub, stress, thoughtful gesture, underlying condition, Understanding

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	8696
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Dimension Hops:	9
Orbs of Power Found:	3	Towns Built:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2

Are you tired of friends who expect birthday gifts even when you’re busy fleeing from wildfires and dealing with bad air quality? Look no further than our Minecraft server! We promise not to guilt trip you for not sending gifts, because we understand that life can get crazy sometimes. Join us for a stress-free, gift-free gaming experience where the only thing burning is our passion for Minecraft!

CraftyCynicalExploits

captive communication, captive negotiation, captive release, CraftyCynicalExploits, cynical, emotional manipulation, Hamas, hostage communication, hostage negotiation, hostage release, hostage situation, hostages, Manipulation, media manipulation, Propaganda, propaganda tactics, psychological exploitation, psychological warfare, release notices, staged, Terrorism

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	3302
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10	Phoenix Feathers Found:	7
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	20
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3

Yo, you gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server, cuz like, we got pigs that can fly and chickens that shoot lasers outta their butts! Plus, our diamonds are made of pure unicorn tears and our creepers are actually just misunderstood cuddle bugs.

But wait, there’s more! Our villagers throw the wildest parties and our witches make the dankest potions. And don’t even get me started on our secret underground lair filled with treasure and mystery.

So come on down to the most epic Minecraft server in the universe, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a little bit of gravity, but who needs that anyway?) Let’s get blocky, baby!

Origins of America 1.20.5

1.20.5, America, American citizen, conformity, Depravity, elite individual, freedom, Government, History, INDEPENDENCE, mistreatment, Oppression, Origins, Rebellion, resistance, revolt, revolution, society, tolerance, Treatment

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	8461
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	176	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	20	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	1193
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	19	Mythical Relics Collected:	5
Dragons Tamed:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Endless Night Skies:	5	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like America but on crack! Like, you can treat the players however you want and they’ll just take it like champs. No rebellion here, just pure chaos and fun! Join now and unleash your inner dictator, because these players will never revolt, they’re like the ultimate obedient citizens of Minecraft land. It’s wild, it’s crazy, it’s a total mind trip – just like America, but with blocks and creepers. Don’t miss out on this insane experience, join now and rule like a boss!

TrumpCraft: Build Walls or Bridges?

America, anticipation, anxiety, Bridges, BUILD, Diplomacy, foreign affairs, global uncertainty, Government, INAUGURATION, international relations, leadership, optimism, pessimism, policy, Political Climate, Presidency, trump, Trumpcraft, uncertainty, united states, walls, world leaders, world politics

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	1728
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	10	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	4
Epic Shields Constructed:	33	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	37	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2

join dis minecraft server and escape da madness of da real world, where trump is president and da end is near! on dis server, u can build ur own bunker to hide from da chaos outside, or team up with other players to overthrow trump and save da world!

we have custom plugins dat let u ride giant chickens into battle, summon zombie minions to do ur bidding, and even turn into a dragon and rain fire down on ur enemies!

come join us and let’s make minecraft great again, one block at a time! #notmypresident #minecraftforpresident #trumpprotestersunite