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BlockBusterCraft

BlockBusterCraft, chevron, corporate downsizing, Doge, economic impact, economic instability, Economy, financial crisis, job cuts, job insecurity, job loss, job market, job security, job uncertainty, labor market, Layoffs, layoffs trend, recession, Southwest Airlines, unemployment, workforce reduction

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	1892
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Rune Stones Activated:	10	Star Shards Collected:	216
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Potions Brewed:	121
Mythical Relics Collected:	10	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Magic Items Found:	3874	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3

Are you tired of the real world economy going down the drain? Well, come join our Minecraft server where the only layoffs you’ll see are when creepers blow up your house! No more worrying about Doge or Chevron, just focus on building your dream world with unlimited resources and endless fun. Who needs Southwest Airlines when you can fly around on a dragon in the virtual world? Join us now and escape the real world chaos for good!

Cosmic Crafters 1.20.6

1.20.6, circumcised, circumcision controversy, circumcision debate, circumcision myths, Cosmic, Crafters, Cum, ejaculation, Foreskin, genital hygiene, genitalia, male anatomy, male circumcision, male reproductive system, penises, reproductive health, sexual function, sexual health, sexual myths, sexual pleasure, sexual satisfaction, uncircumcised

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	9326
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magic Items Found:	2156	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	5917
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	11
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10	Haunted Mines Explored:	2

Join our Minecraft server and find out if uncircumcised penises really do have more cum!

We’ve got pixelated pigs, cows, and chickens that will blow your mind with their reproductive abilities.

Explore our virtual world and uncover the truth about foreskin and its impact on ejaculation volume.

Don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to witness the ultimate showdown between circumcised and uncircumcised players.

Join now and prepare to have your mind blown (and possibly your pants)!

BlockyFamilyDrama

abandonment, Abuse, addiction, BETRAYAL, BlockyFamilyDrama, boundaries crossed, communication breakdown, dishonesty, emotional trauma, family conflict, financial issues, irreparable damage, lack of respect, Manipulation, mental health issues, neglect, toxic relationship, trust broken, unforgivable actions, unresolved issues, values clash

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	1655
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	9	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	3
Gnome Villages Protected:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Crystal Wands Charged:	8	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	21	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5

Are you tired of dealing with family drama and looking for a fresh start? Well, look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and leave all your family baggage behind as you embark on epic adventures in a virtual world where the only family you need is your fellow players. Who needs Aunt Karen’s passive-aggressive comments when you can be building a castle with your new BFFs? Say goodbye to family drama and hello to a new Minecraft family on our server!

CraftyPutinLather

Agreement, CraftyPutinLather, Deal, Diplomacy, EXCITEMENT, foreign policy, influence, international relations, Kremlin, lather, Liking, Manipulation, Media, mouthpieces, Négotiation, negotiation tactics, political strategy, Propaganda, putin, russia, US administration

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	8243
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	38
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Treasure Maps Found:	9	Cozy Campfires Lit:	18
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4

So, like, picture this: You’re chillin’ in Minecraft, buildin’ your epic castle, when suddenly Putin’s mouthpieces start freakin’ out! They’re all like, “OMG, the US administration is makin’ deals that we love!” And you’re just like, “WTF?!”

But don’t worry, cuz on this server, we don’t deal with all that political drama. We’re all about havin’ a good time and buildin’ crazy stuff! Join us for epic adventures, insane battles, and maybe even a dance party or two. Plus, rumor has it that Putin himself might even make a guest appearance. So come on down and join the fun! You won’t regret it, trust me.

The Pen Roleplay Non-OP Prison Guards Quests

administrator, auction house, Bounties, Bows, citizen, classic prisons, Community, Contraband, Discord, Gangs, Guards, Moderator, Nonop, Parkour, pen, Potions, Prison, PvP, Quests, Ranks, Roleplay, senior guard, server ip, Swords, warden

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	3130
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14	Dragon Scales Harvested:	214
Mythical Relics Collected:	14	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	5	Haunted Chests Opened:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	6	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3

Minecraft Server Overview

Discord	Join our Discord
Server IP	play.thepen-mc.net

What’s the Deal?

Classic. Nostalgic. Barebones. Prison.

Do you remember the old days of Prison Servers? If you enjoyed the grind and community aspect of a Classic Prison Server, you’re in the right place.

What makes this server different?

Features	Become a Parolee Prestiges Guards Quests Gangs Illegal items The grind Rent a prison cell Basic tools Solitary Confinement Bounties Auction House Parkour challenges and hidden Quests Multiple ways to Earn Money

Ranks

Rank	Requirements
A – Default Prisoner	N/A
B – $25,000	Earn $25,000 in-game
C – $80,000	Earn $80,000 in-game
D – $250,000	Earn $250,000 in-game
E – $800,000	Earn $800,000 in-game
Parolee – $1,500,000	Earn $1,500,000 in-game
Citizen – $2,000,000	Earn $2,000,000 in-game

Guards

Guards bring a Roleplay aspect to the server and help maintain order in the prison.

Guards will enforce rules such as no PVP, illegal items, etc.

Join Our Server

Join our Discord and start playing on play.thepen-mc.net

Mindset Escape 1.21.4

1.21.4, Escape, mindset

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	6586
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6	Shadow Figures Spotted:	9
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	23
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	29	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	207	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	2

Join our Minecraft server if you want to experience a world where pigs fly, creepers dance, and diamonds rain from the sky!

Forget about boring old reality and dive headfirst into a land of pixelated chaos and madness.

You’ll never know what to expect next, whether it’s a giant chicken boss or a hidden dungeon filled with talking llamas.

So grab your pickaxe, sharpen your sword, and get ready to embark on the craziest adventure of your life.

Just remember to go off your medication before logging in – things are about to get wild!

MomGriefer69

anger, body image, body shaming, bullying, Communication, Conflict Resolution, Disrespect, eating issues, Emotional Abuse, family, fat shaming, gym, healing, mental health, MomGriefer69, relationships, self esteem, self improvement, self-care, Support, weight loss

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	3264
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Phantom Knights Defeated:	6	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11	Glorious Feasts Held:	8
Zombie Dances:	6	Cursed Lands Purified:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	23

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of real life and dive into a world of blocks and adventures! Join us for a chance to build your dream world and explore endless possibilities.

Are you tired of being called fat by your family? Well, on our server, you can be as big or as small as you want! No body shaming here, just pure fun and creativity.

Join us and unleash your anger in the gym… I mean, in the game! Build your own gym and work out those frustrations by punching blocks and running around like a maniac.

And if anyone dares to call you fat in the game, just throw a virtual object at them! No real-life consequences here, just good old-fashioned Minecraft justice.

So come on down to our server and leave the real world drama behind. We promise you’ll have a blast… and maybe even shed a few virtual pounds while you’re at it!

PresidentialMediaControlCraft

advisors, Censorship, Democracy, Executive Order, freedom of press, government control, information control, Journalism, legitimate sources, Media bias, media credibility, media manipulation, media outlets, News, panel, political agenda, president, PresidentialMediaControlCraft, press freedom, public opinion, public trust

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	7649
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	12	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4	Magic Crystals Found:	16
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	7
Epic Shields Constructed:	14	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Herobrine Sightings:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	5	Divine Spears Created:	27

Hey there fellow gamers! Are you tired of living in a world where only the President and his buddies get to decide what news you can trust? Well, on our Minecraft server, we believe in freedom of information! Join us and together we can overthrow the oppressive regime of fake news and censorship!

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is actually a secret underground bunker where all the world’s top journalists are hiding out, broadcasting the truth to the masses through hidden messages in our pixelated landscapes. Join us and become a part of the resistance against the mainstream media!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Pickaxe of Truth, rumored to have the power to uncover any conspiracy and reveal the secrets of the universe. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let’s mine for justice together!

Bolsonaro’s Blocky Adventure Minecraft Server

Adventure, alleged, blocky, Bolsonaros, Brazil, Brazilian politics, Charged, Conspiracy, Corruption, coup plot, Democracy, ex-president, far right leader, Government, Impeachment, investigation, Jair Bolsonaro, Justice, law enforcement, Minecraft, Politics, scandal, Server, south america, trial

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	7620
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	12	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
New Chunks Explored:	588408	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	11	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	17

so, like, u know how some servers are just boring and lame? well, not this one, my dudes. this server is like, the wildest ride of ur life. we got ex-presidents getting charged for coup plots, like wtf?! u won’t find that on any other server, that’s for sure. come join us for some crazy adventures and who knows, maybe u’ll even uncover a conspiracy or two. trust me, u won’t regret it. just watch out for those sneaky politicians, they’re always up to something.

NATO Noobs Unite! Peace Out Ukraine!

aggression, Alliance, Conflict Resolution, Diplomacy, eastern europe, foreign policy, international relations, intervention, membership pledge, Military, nato, Négotiation, Noobs, Peace, Peacekeeping, russia, sanctions, SECURITY, SOVEREIGNTY, territorial integrity, Ukraine, unite

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	3384
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	27	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	55
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	13
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	37
Elemental Crystals Collected:	61	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1

so like, u know how russia is all like “nyet” to nato tryna keep peace in ukraine? well, we got a minecraft server where u can join the fun and chaos! forget about politics, come build ur own empire and fight for control of the land!

we got crazy battles, epic quests, and even a secret underground society of llamas plotting world domination. join now and be part of the madness! who needs nato when u got us? come on, comrade, let’s show russia who’s boss in the world of minecraft!