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PixelNostalgia

aim, Chat Rooms, cyber cafes, dial-up internet, early web design, flash animations, Geocities, internet culture, Internet Explorer, internet history, message boards, myspace, Netscape Navigator, Nostalgia, old school internet, old school websites, PixelNostalgia, slow internet speeds, vintage websites, web rings, Yahoo Messenger

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	1523
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	23
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Secret Passages Found:	7	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Cozy Campfires Lit:	22	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Mineshafts Explored:	1

Remember the good ol’ days of the Internet when you could spend hours playing Minecraft without a care in the world? Well, we’ve got the perfect server for you to relive those glory days! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive pigs, dancing creepers, and a secret underground society of talking chickens.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Unicorn, a majestic creature that farts rainbows and grants wishes to all who dare to find it. Rumor has it that if you can ride the Diamond Unicorn into battle against the evil Ender Dragon, you’ll be rewarded with a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples and a pet dragon of your own.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and embark on the most ridiculous Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but in a hilarious way).

CraftyRevolt Minecraft Server

activism, Corruption, CraftyRevolt, Crisis, Democracy, Dictatorship, Exile, FEARS, Government, Hiding, HUMAN RIGHTS, Life, Minecraft, opposition leader, persecution, Politics, protest, Safety, SECURITY, Server, south america, threat, Venezuelan

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	3948
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	13
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5

come join our epic minecraft server where the leader of the venezuelan opposition is hiding out from evil mobs and fears for her virtual life! we got crazy pvp battles, insane building competitions, and secret underground bases to explore. plus, rumor has it that there’s hidden treasure guarded by zombie pigmen that only the bravest players can find. so grab your pickaxe and join us for a wild adventure like no other!

VenezuelaCraft2020

blinken, González, overwhelming evidence, Presidential election, Secretary of State, US, Venezuela, VenezuelaCraft2020

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	4085
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Potions Brewed:	81
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	32
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5	Astral Orbs Gathered:	16
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Immortal Potions Brewed:	4	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	21
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9

come join our epic minecraft server where we have SECRETARY OF STATE BLINKEN as our honorary player!! he says there is OVERWHELMING EVIDENCE that our player González won the presidential election in Venezuela!! if that’s not enough reason to join, i don’t know what is!! build, mine, and conquer with us on the most LEGENDARY server in the universe!!! don’t miss out on all the fun and craziness, join now and be a part of history in the making!!!

VIA DISCORD OPK ISSUE Minecraft server

#opk, Issue, Minecraft, Server, VIA DISCORD

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	9224
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	6	Votes:	4889
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Epic Quests Completed:	7
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	51
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Enchanted Forests Planted:	10
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	521
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Titanic Battles Fought:	28	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7

The owner of the server “VIA DISCORD OPKU VIDAVAT” has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

66.70.180.118:26216

Super Inefficient Anarchy – Now with Turrets, Guns, and Weather! Join the Empire Economy on the New York Server!

AdvancedCrates, Advancedenchantments, AdvancedEnderchest, AdvancedItems, AdvancedMobs, Anarchy, BarbedWire, Chestsort, ComplexTurrets, CrazyAuctions, DailyRewardsPlus, DeathTransfer, DecentHolograms, Discordsrv, Economy, EconomyShopGUI-Premium, Elevator, Empire, Essentials, ExecutableItems, Factions, Guns, HeadDrop, inefficient, InventoryRollbackPlus, Itemsadder, Join, Server, Super, turrets, weather, York

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	9556
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	24	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Magical Moments Shared:	6	Void Gems Collected:	40
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Magic Items Found:	8182
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7

Discord	https://discord.gg/soldiersinarms
Online Store	https://store.soldiersinarms.com/
Server IP	http://15.235.51.226:7144/

(NEW THIS WEEK)

SIA is formally known as Soldiers In Arms.

Turrets, Guns, Vehicles, Economy, Player Market, Jobs, Custom Items etc.

90+ plugins, Only admin. decade+ of experience. I’ve been playing Minecraft since before Redstone. Just updated to 1.21

List of Plugins:

AdvancedCrates
AdvancedEnchantments
AdvancedEnderchest
AdvancedItems

FAQs

What is Soldiers In Arms (SIA)?

Soldiers In Arms is a Minecraft server with a variety of features including turrets, guns, vehicles, an economy, player market, jobs, custom items, and more.

How many plugins does SIA have?

SIA has over 90 plugins with an experienced admin who has been playing Minecraft for over a decade.

What are the Empires in SIA?

The Empires in SIA are colors such as Red, Blue, Green, Yellow, Orange, Pink, Purple, Brown, Black, White, and Gray. They require governance and strong leaders.

BlockyTragedy Minecraft Server

BlockyTragedy, Communication, coping, depression, emotional pain, friendship, Grief, Guilt, healing, Loneliness, Loss, Memories, mental health, Minecraft, mourning, regret, Remembrance, Server, SUICIDE, Support, talking about feelings, Therapy, Tragedy

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	5188
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Cursed Lands Purified:	7	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	13	Emeralds Found:	5752
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	23
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	4975

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where all you do is build and mine? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most unpredictable place you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft universe!

Join us for insane adventures like riding pigs into battle against zombie hordes, building giant statues of your favorite meme characters, and participating in epic dance parties with creepers (they actually have some sick moves).

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a player who has tamed an army of chickens and rules over the land with an iron beak. Will you challenge his rule or join forces with him to conquer the server?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for a wild ride that will have you laughing, crying, and questioning your sanity all at the same time. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but hey, at least it’ll be a fun regret)!

StatisticalCraft SMP – “IConductedDataAnalysis”

advanced techniques, Conclusion, coomer, data analysis, discussion, findings, Generals, IConductedDataAnalysis, international culture, methodology, Pepe, racebait, research, Scientific, shitposting, smp, statistical analysis, StatisticalCraft, study

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	6378
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	41
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Void Armor Forged:	27
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Players Killed by Monsters:	8567
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Star Shards Collected:	213
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	20

Hey there, fellow Minecraft enthusiasts! Are you tired of the same old boring SMPs where people just build the same old boring structures every single day? Well, do I have the server for you!

Our server is like no other, filled with 50% crazy builds where people shitpost the most outrageous creations in their own unique style. We’ve got 30% Pepe-themed builds, 15% racebaiting structures (whatever that means), 3% coomer builds (don’t ask), and 2% actual international culture discussion builds (because we like to keep things classy).

Join us and reply with “BASED” for more information on how we conducted this scientific study (spoiler alert: it involved a lot of TNT and questionable decision-making). So come on, join us and let’s make Minecraft weird again!

BeautyIsBlocky – Minecraft SMP

Aesthetics, attractiveness, Beautiful, beauty, BeautyIsBlocky, Character, definition, Individual, inner beauty, Minecraft, opinion, outer beauty, Perception, person, Personality, perspective, physical appearance, Qualities, smp, Standards, Subjective, Traits, Unique

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	851
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Dragon Scales Harvested:	462	Fairy Circles Danced In:	9
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	37
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Treasure Maps Found:	10	Cosmic Pies Baked:	9

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be if you want to let your inner goofball shine!

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, hilarious mishaps, and the occasional accidental explosion (oops, sorry about that). Our community is made up of the most beautiful people in the world – and by beautiful, we mean people who can pull off wearing a pumpkin on their head while riding a pig into battle.

Not convinced yet? Well, let us tell you about the time our resident prankster turned the entire spawn area into a giant maze filled with llamas wearing top hats. Or how about the time we all dressed up as chickens and had a dance party in the Nether? Yeah, things get pretty wacky around here.

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP where you can be your weird and wonderful self, come join us! Who knows, you might just find your new best friend in a creeper costume.

CraftyComforts

bad day, comfort food, comfort meal, comfort snacks, coping mechanism, CraftyComforts, emotional eating, Emotional support, favorite dish, food cravings, food therapy, go to, guilty pleasure, indulgence, pick me up, self-care, soul food, stress eating, stress relief, treat yourself

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	4047
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	23
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	120
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	25	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	23
Ether Blades Crafted:	9	Wilderness Tamed:	12
Battle Standards Raised:	8	Epic Weapons Forged:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	6	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3

Are you tired of getting griefed and trolled on other Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like a warm, gooey bowl of mac and cheese for your soul! Join us and experience a world where griefers turn into fluffy bunnies and trolls are transformed into friendly villagers who just want to trade emeralds for your unwanted dirt blocks.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Cow, a mystical creature that poops out diamonds instead of regular old cow pies. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the fabled Bacon Tree, where crispy bacon strips grow ripe for the picking.

So why waste your time on boring servers when you could be hanging out with Diamond Cows and harvesting bacon from trees? Join us now and let the ridiculousness begin!

OPTimalCraft Minecraft Server

Communication, digital conversation, discussion, easy to use, efficient, forum, forum software, Interactive, message board, Minecraft, one page thread, Online Community, opt, OPTimalCraft, Server, single page layout, Streamlined, thread management, thread navigation, topic organization, user experience, user-friendly, web platform

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	2332
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Mythical Swords Crafted:	71	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	39	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	10
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Secret Passages Found:	5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	414	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest and most chaotic place you’ll ever experience in the world of blocks!

Join us if you want to ride on flying pigs, battle against armies of evil llamas, and build a house made entirely out of diamond blocks (because why not?). Our server is so wild that even the creepers are afraid to explode!

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground disco party where all the mobs come to let loose and dance the night away. And rumor has it that Herobrine himself makes an appearance every Friday night to show off his killer dance moves.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the most insane and hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life! Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of imagination. Trust us, you won’t regret it!