Descartes039 Minecraft Servers

Descartes039 Minecraft Servers

  • BirthdayBashDressDrama

    BirthdayBashDressDrama
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    Players: 106/200 Votes: 3543
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 3 Talking Trees Consulted: 5
    Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 5 Dragon Hoards Looted: 3
    Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 1 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 1
    Cursed Swords Broken: 3 Gnome Villages Protected: 5
    Falling into the Void: 1 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 11
    Cozy Campfires Lit: 18 Eclipse Rings Activated: 2
    Hidden Passages Discovered: 4 Haunted Chests Opened: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest and most outrageous one out there! Join now for a wild ride filled with unexpected surprises and hilarious moments.

    Imagine logging in and finding yourself in a world where pigs fly and creepers dance. That’s just the beginning of the madness on our server. Explore a land filled with giant mushrooms, rainbow-colored sheep, and talking villagers. You never know what wacky adventure awaits around the corner.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Birthday Dinner event. Picture this: you log in on your special day and suddenly find yourself surrounded by 20 to 25 players, all there to celebrate with you. And to top it off, your outfit choices are sure to turn heads – whether it’s a revealing dress or a suit made entirely of diamonds.

    So why wait? Join our server now and experience the most absurd and laugh-out-loud moments in the world of Minecraft. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a situation as hilarious as the one described above. Don’t miss out on the fun – join today!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • PenCraft SMP

    PenCraft SMP
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    Players: 109/1000 Votes: 6646
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Immortal Anvils Forged: 18 Glitched Entities Encountered: 2
    Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 15 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 2
    Mimic Chests Discovered: 3 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 2
    Volcanoes Explored: 1 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 3
    Wizards Turned into Frogs: 2 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 12
    Ether Blades Crafted: 4 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 4
    Invisible Walls Found: 2 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 5

    New Minecraft Servers

    OMG guys, you have to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the best thing since sliced bread! Like, imagine a world where pigs can fly and creepers give you hugs instead of blowing up your house. It’s like a magical wonderland of blocky goodness.

    And get this, the server owner is actually a secret unicorn in disguise. Yeah, you heard me right. They grant wishes to all the players, like one time I wished for a diamond sword and BAM there it was in my inventory. It was like Christmas morning but with more explosions.

    Oh, and did I mention that the server is actually located on a floating island in the sky? Yeah, you have to build bridges and stuff to get around, but it’s totally worth it for the epic views. Plus, there’s a secret underground lair where all the rarest ores spawn, like emeralds and netherite. It’s like a treasure hunt every time you log on.

    So come join us on this wild ride of a server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who reads those anyway?). Trust me, you won’t regret it. Just watch out for those sneaky Endermen, they like to steal your blocks when you’re not looking.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • SnoozeCraft

    SnoozeCraft
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    Players: 92/100 Votes: 9996
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Rainbows Spotted: 7 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 1
    Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 1 Crystal Wands Charged: 14
    Votes: 7680 Infernal Machines Built: 2
    Paranormal Events Investigated: 4 Secret Passages Found: 3
    Players Killed by Monsters: 7095 Royal Decrees Issued: 0
    Immortal Potions Brewed: 5 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 14
    Dungeon Sieges Launched: 6 Cursed Swords Broken: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of waking up to the same old boring alarm tones? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server has the most epic alarm tone that will jolt you out of bed faster than a creeper explosion! Picture this: you’re peacefully dreaming about building the ultimate castle when suddenly, a chorus of singing pigs starts blaring through your speakers. You’ll be laughing so hard, you won’t even remember hitting the snooze button! Join our server now for more ridiculous surprises that will make your mornings unforgettable.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Sakura

    Sakura
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    Players: 92/100 Votes: 1992
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Magic Wands Crafted: 20 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 4
    Players Killed by Monsters: 1831 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 4
    Arcane Towers Raised: 3 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 0
    Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 2 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 8
    Cursed Scrolls Read: 1 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 3
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 4 Divine Scrolls Written: 18
    Godly Talismans Bestowed: 7 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 12

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to Sakura-MC.net! We provide a pure, vanilla Minecraft experience inspired by Hermitcraft, enhanced with quality-of-life features and the latest updates. Whether you’re a Java or Bedrock player, join our friendly and casual community for endless adventures! Please read below for more details.

    Vanilla Servers: Experience Minecraft the way it was meant to be played! We host Hermitcraft-style Vanilla servers on the latest versions, supporting 1.21.x to 1.21.4. Enjoy the newly introduced CREEKING Update, unlimited redstone freedom, and a non-pay-to-win environment. Build, explore, and thrive in a welcoming community with ZERO lag. Come join us today!

    Discord: https://discord.gg/GFtpPfsrXJ

    sakura-mc.net

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • IceyySmp

    IceyySmp
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    Players: 90/1000 Votes: 5064
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Hidden Passages Discovered: 7 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 105
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 13 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 2
    Legendary Scepters Created: 6 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 44
    Crops Grown: 9004 Star Shards Collected: 147
    Runic Tablets Deciphered: 29 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 30
    Warlock Amulets Crafted: 20 Blood Moons Survived: 2
    Phantom Knights Defeated: 3 Magic Crystals Found: 14

    New Minecraft Servers

    IceyySmp A server with a built spawn and a functional discord. Iceyysmp, has been made to its limit with a twist of crystal and swords as of the player vs player experience. There is no p2w experience only of suffixes and a name enhancement in game as a prefix or suffix. Keys and kits and maybe ranks are given out on event days.

    88.211.228.69:25744

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Golden State Quest 1.20.2

    Golden State Quest 1.20.2
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    Players: 96/100 Votes: 8058
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Enchanted Forests Planted: 5 Twisted Realms Survived: 3
    Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 2 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 1
    Corrupted Trees Chopped: 2 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 6
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 3 Forbidden Relics Collected: 4
    Necronomicon Pages Collected: 7 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 14
    Inverted Worlds Discovered: 0 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 1
    Divine Spears Created: 12 Orbs of Power Found: 8

    New Minecraft Servers

    Yo, bros and broettes, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, this server is like the holy grail of Minecraft servers, like seriously.

    First of all, we got more diamonds than California recognizes as legal currency, like bling bling for days, yo! And don’t even get me started on the epic builds, like we got a replica of the Eiffel Tower made entirely out of cheese, like what even is reality anymore?

    But wait, there’s more! We have the most lit parties in the virtual world, like our pixelated dance floor is always bumpin’ with tunes from DJ Villager. And did I mention we have a secret underground lair filled with llamas wearing top hats? Yeah, it’s that crazy.

    So, if you wanna experience a Minecraft server that will make you question everything you thought you knew about the game, then you need to join us, like right now. Don’t miss out on the madness, bros and broettes!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • CraftyCoupleHomeSweetHome

    CraftyCoupleHomeSweetHome
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    Players: 94/100 Votes: 9278
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Epic Bosses Defeated: 1 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 3
    Gorgon Shields Crafted: 4 Ether Blades Crafted: 20
    Warrior Spirits Summoned: 37 Epic Weapons Forged: 2
    Mystical Amulets Crafted: 31 Epic Mounts Acquired: 8
    Dimensional Rifts Closed: 4 Hidden Villages Discovered: 2
    Soul Swords Wielded: 4 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 15
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 1 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of real life and dive into a world of blocks and adventures!

    Join us and build your dream home with your spouse, just like in real life! No need to worry about finances here, because in this server, diamonds are as common as dirt!

    Forget about your parents’ opinions, because in this server, the only opinion that matters is yours! Show them who’s boss by building the most epic house with all the furniture and belongings you can imagine.

    And if they try to tell you it’s impulsive, just remind them that in Minecraft, impulse builds are the best kind of builds! So come on, grab your pickaxe and join us for a wild ride of home-buying adventures in a world where anything is possible!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • SleepySMPDreams

    SleepySMPDreams
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    Players: 98/200 Votes: 6997
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 3 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 93
    Epic Mounts Acquired: 8 Teleportation Mishaps: 3
    Gnome Villages Protected: 3 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 3
    Curse of Binding Applied: 4 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 7
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 2 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 12
    Magical Familiars Summoned: 4 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 1
    Falling into the Void: 1 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like, the most epic server ever! Like, there’s a secret underground base filled with diamonds and enchanted golden apples, but you can only find it if you do a dance emote in front of a pig wearing a top hat. And get this, there’s a giant chicken boss that drops a rainbow sword that shoots out fireworks when you swing it! Plus, every time you mine a block, a random meme pops up in the chat. It’s like, so random and hilarious, you’ll never want to leave! So what was your last thought before going to sleep? Mine was about riding a llama into battle against a horde of evil villagers. Join now and let’s make some crazy memories together!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • RiskCraft: YOLO Edition

    RiskCraft: YOLO Edition
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    Players: 94/700 Votes: 6785
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 2 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 2
    Ancient Ruins Explored: 1 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 1
    Phantom Ships Sailed: 2 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 2
    Curse of Binding Applied: 4 Magical Ponies Rescued: 2
    Hedge Mazes Navigated: 5 Forbidden Tomes Read: 1
    Players Killed by Monsters: 9978 Haunted Mines Explored: 2
    Living Statues Befriended: 3 Phoenix Feathers Found: 10

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you ready to take the ultimate risk and join our Minecraft server? The biggest risk you’ll take is not joining because this server is where the real adventure begins!

    Once upon a time, a player on our server found a diamond block surrounded by lava. They had to choose between risking it all for the diamonds or playing it safe. They went for it and ended up with a full set of diamond armor and tools – talk about worth it!

    Join our server and you might stumble upon hidden treasure chests filled with rare items, or you might encounter a group of friendly creepers who just want to dance. The risks are high, but the rewards are even higher. So what are you waiting for? Take a chance and join us on this wild Minecraft journey!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • CraftyMissileMadness

    CraftyMissileMadness
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    Players: 106/700 Votes: 9149
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Demonic Pacts Formed: 2 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 2
    Pirate Ships Raided: 1 Evil Twin Fights: 3
    Alien Abductions: 5 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 3
    Shadow Daggers Crafted: 15 Secret Libraries Discovered: 3
    Epic Bosses Defeated: 5 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 1
    Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 3 Phantom Ships Sailed: 4
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 2 Secret Passages Found: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    come join our minecraft server and escape from the chaos of russia launching missiles at ukraine! build a bunker, hide from the explosions, and maybe even negotiate a peace treaty with your fellow players! who needs real life drama when you can have virtual chaos in minecraft? join now and experience the thrill of surviving a missile attack while mining for diamonds!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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