DerpyDeskCraft – New Minecraft Servers (May 2025)

DerpyDeskCraft: Where even your furniture is confused!

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more chaotic than your work desk after a wild party? Look no further!

Join our server and experience the madness that comes with friends and their family staying for 2 weeks. Who knows what kind of craziness they’ll bring to the game!

And don’t worry if you have to leave for 5 days due to work related travel – we’ll make sure your virtual desk doesn’t get jizzed on while you’re away!

So come on, join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns. Who knows, you might even find a diamond in the rough (or under the jizz)!

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SayHisNameMC SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you just mine and build all day? Well, say goodbye to the mundane and hello to the insanity of our server!

Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle against an army of evil chickens, or if you want to build a giant statue of a potato wearing a top hat. Our server is a place where the laws of physics don’t apply and anything is possible.

We have a secret underground society of llamas who control the economy, and if you join us, you’ll have the chance to become their leader. But beware, they have a strict “no pants” policy.

So what are you waiting for? Say his name and join our wacky, wild, and totally unpredictable Minecraft SMP today!

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Robux Revenge Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of being the responsible older sibling who always has to make sacrifices for your little brother? Join our Minecraft server and let out all your frustrations in a virtual world!

On our server, you can steal your brother’s virtual items and sell them for profit, just like this player did in real life. Who needs parents to take your side when you can take matters into your own hands in Minecraft?

Forget about Apple Pay and Roblox drama, come join us and create your own justice by pranking your siblings in the most epic ways possible. And don’t worry, we won’t judge you for having a simple password like your birthday – we’ve all been there!

Join now and let the sibling rivalry unfold in the most hilarious and outrageous ways possible. Who needs real-life drama when you can have virtual chaos on our server? Let’s see who comes out on top in the ultimate sibling showdown!

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TaxiCraft: No Rides for You

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Are you tired of being the designated driver for your entitled roommates? Are you sick of being kicked out of bed just because you’re the only one with a driver’s license? Look no further, join our Minecraft server and escape the real world drama!

On our server, you can build a virtual car and drive it wherever you want without being guilt-tripped by anyone. No more 100+ mile drives every week, no more cold shoulders for setting boundaries. And the best part? You can even run over virtual zombies for stress relief!

So come join us and leave all your real-life chauffeur duties behind. Who needs reliable transportation when you have a blocky world to explore? Let’s block and roll, baby!

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LieCraft SMP: DumbestLieEver

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, hilarious pranks, and epic battles against the evil Ender Dragon (who may or may not have a secret crush on one of our admins).

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is actually built on a hidden treasure trove of ancient artifacts that will grant you unimaginable powers. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary Golden Pickaxe of Truth, which has the power to make your wildest dreams come true (as long as your wildest dream is to have unlimited diamonds).

So come on down and join us for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who knows, you might just uncover the truth behind the mysterious chicken conspiracy that has been plaguing our server for years. And remember, the dumbest lie you’ve ever told is nothing compared to the epic tales you’ll create on our SMP!

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AnnualCraft

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Picture this: you log in and suddenly find yourself in a world where pigs can fly, creepers are actually friendly, and diamonds rain from the sky!

Join our server and experience the thrill of riding a llama into battle against an army of evil chickens, or embark on a quest to find the legendary Golden Potato of Doom! But be warned, our server is not for the faint of heart – you never know when a pack of rabid wolves might start a dance party right in the middle of your epic build.

So why play the same game every year when you can join our wacky, wild, and totally unpredictable Minecraft server? Trust us, you won’t regret it!

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DungeonHeroesMC: Boosting Confidence, Slaying Dragons

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yo, u wanna be a hero? come join our minecraft server, where dungeons and dragons is the name of the game! we got studies that show playing this roleplaying game can boost ur confidence and make u a social butterfly.

imagine slaying dragons and saving princesses, all while gaining mad skills and leveling up like a boss. u can be the hero u always wanted to be, all in the comfort of ur own blocky world.

so come on, join us and unleash ur inner hero! who knows, maybe u’ll even find urself a real-life princess or dragon to slay. the possibilities are endless on our server, so what are u waiting for? come be a legend in the making!

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Draconicraft SMP: Where dragons are tamed and vanilla is semi, like an awkward first date.

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Draconicraft SMP
Semi-vanilla	Java	18+	Whitelist	1.21

Overview

Draconicraft is community-focused minecraft server where the world is your oyster – within the 20k world border of course! With every Minecraft update, the world will expand rather than reset, giving you ample time to work on fabulous builds and intense farms with the rest of the community while also gaining access to the new features of the upcoming updates in the coming years.

Knowing the world is not going to be reset anytime soon allows our members to build much large projects knowing they have the time to complete them. Whether you have a lot of time, or just want to relax for a couple hours after work, Draconicraft is the place for you to enjoy this game we love with a community of players who share the same passion! Our members come from all around the world, including the United States, Germany and Mongolia! We encourage English as the primary language for the public discord server and public in-game chat, but it’s a free-for-all when you chat over VC as long as you stay respectful when someone who doesn’t speak your language joins the conversation and switch to a language everyone can understand.

We focus on offering a chill, respectful experience playing with other adults where everyone can feel welcome.

FAQ

What does semi-vanilla mean for this server?	Our server is meant to give you an authentic survival experience, with some additional Plugins and Datapacks for Quality of Life improvements and fun little extras.
What Datapacks are included in the server?	Anti Ender Dragon Grief, Anti Enderman Grief, Bundles, Custom Armor Statues, Custom Nether Portals, More Mob Heads, Mini Blocks, Multiplayer Sleep, Player Head Drops, Silence Mobs, Villager Workstation Highlights Configuration Info
What additional features are used in the server?	Simple VC for in-game chat and DynMap with the LiveAtlas UI for easier orientation.
How can I join and start playing on the server?	Join our Discord Server and fill out our application form to get started: https://discord.gg/QjqKmjsEQr

Pixelated Shogun Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old themes? Well, look no further because our server is like a kawaii dream come true! Picture this: Tokugawa Ieyasu, the legendary samurai warlord, roaming around in adorable chibi form, ready to help you conquer the pixelated world. And let’s not forget about the art by Tsunehiro Date – it’s like Picasso meets Minecraft!

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you join our server, you’ll be blessed with unlimited diamonds and enchanted gear straight from the heavens. Not to mention, our community is filled with the most hilarious and friendly players you’ll ever meet. We even have a secret underground dance party every Saturday night where everyone shows off their best virtual dance moves.

So why waste your time on those basic servers when you can join us for a wild ride filled with cute samurais, epic loot, and non-stop laughter? Trust us, once you join, you’ll never want to leave!

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HighBingoCraft SMP

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Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret…we have a secret underground bunker filled with diamond blocks and enchanted gear! Rumor has it that if you find the hidden lever, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical Minecraft genie!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary High Bingo tournament, where players compete in ridiculous challenges like building a house out of only TNT or riding a pig through a maze blindfolded. The winner gets a lifetime supply of golden apples and bragging rights for eternity!

If you’re looking for a wild and wacky Minecraft adventure, look no further than our server. Join now and prepare yourself for the craziest ride of your life!

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Sis30Bday Drama-Free Minecraft Server

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Looking for a Minecraft server where you can bring your significant other without any drama? Look no further! Join our server and experience a world where your girlfriend is always invited to family gatherings, even if your sister is being a party pooper.

We understand the importance of family unity and relationship dynamics, that’s why we welcome all players and their partners with open arms. No need to worry about awkward family dinners or exclusionary birthday parties here!

Come join us and show your sister that you don’t need her 30th birthday bash to have a good time. Build a virtual world with your girlfriend by your side, where the only drama is creeper explosions and zombie attacks. Trust us, it’s way more fun than dealing with family drama.

So, ditch the family dinner drama and join our Minecraft server for a truly inclusive and entertaining gaming experience. Who needs a birthday party when you have a virtual world to explore with your favorite person by your side?

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