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DerpyDeskCraft Minecraft Servers

  • DerpyDeskCraft: Where even your furniture is confused!

    DerpyDeskCraft: Where even your furniture is confused!
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    Players: 98/500 Votes: 8560
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Mysterious Portals Opened: 6 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 6
    Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 25 Endless Night Skies: 4
    Heroic Oaths Sworn: 12 Magical Frogs Kissed: 3
    Demonic Pacts Formed: 0 Mythical Quests Completed: 19
    Mythical Creatures Tamed: 3 Meteorites Collected: 0
    Heroic Legacies Created: 6 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 2
    Invisible Walls Found: 2 Wailing Winds Heard: 1

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    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more chaotic than your work desk after a wild party? Look no further!

    Join our server and experience the madness that comes with friends and their family staying for 2 weeks. Who knows what kind of craziness they’ll bring to the game!

    And don’t worry if you have to leave for 5 days due to work related travel – we’ll make sure your virtual desk doesn’t get jizzed on while you’re away!

    So come on, join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns. Who knows, you might even find a diamond in the rough (or under the jizz)!

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  • BootyCraft: Rise & Grind!

    BootyCraft: Rise & Grind!
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    Players: 110/1000 Votes: 4599
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Celestial Dragons Tamed: 1 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 18
    Warrior Spirits Summoned: 31 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 6
    Wailing Winds Heard: 3 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 2
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 1 Titanic Battles Fought: 16
    Magic Crystals Found: 24 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 3
    Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 1 Reality Distortions Fixed: 1
    Love Letters Sent: 17 Lava Oceans Crossed: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Do you ever wake up in the morning and think, “I wish I could spend all day building a giant roller coaster in Minecraft”? Well, look no further because our server is the place for you! We have the craziest roller coaster building competitions that will make you forget all about your boring real life responsibilities.

    But wait, there’s more! Have you ever wanted to ride a llama into battle against a horde of evil zombie villagers? Well, on our server, anything is possible! Our custom plugins allow you to saddle up your trusty llama steed and take on all manner of ridiculous challenges.

    And if that’s not enough to get you excited, just wait until you hear about our legendary treasure hunts. We’ve hidden chests full of diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted gear all over the map, just waiting for you to find them. But be warned, some of them are guarded by giant chickens with a taste for human flesh.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let your wildest Minecraft dreams come true! Who needs real life when you can spend all day riding llamas and building roller coasters?

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  • LynchCraft: VelvetPeaks78

    LynchCraft: VelvetPeaks78
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    Players: 99/200 Votes: 561
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Celestial Gardens Planted: 8 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 2
    Powerful Allies Recruited: 6 Villages Defended: 15
    Dragonfire Shields Forged: 9 Enchantments Applied: 276
    Enchanted Teapots Collected: 17 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 1
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 2 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 5
    Cursed Villages Purged: 4 Enchanted Forests Planted: 5
    Dark Rituals Completed: 7 Phantom Blocks Placed: 6

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    🤣🤣🤣 OMG u gotta join this minecraft server, it’s like entering a David Lynch movie but with creepers and zombies instead of weirdos and mysteries 🧟‍♂️🎬 imagine building a world where u never know what’s gonna happen next, just like in Lynch’s twisted mind 🤯🌌 who needs Twin Peaks when u can have Twin Blocks? 🏔️🧱 and forget about Blue Velvet, we got Blue Diamond armor to protect u from all the craziness 😎💎 join now and let’s get Lynchian together! RIP to the legend himself 🙏🎥 #MinecraftMadness #DavidLynchVibes

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  • Brain Boosting Aerobics

    Brain Boosting Aerobics
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    Players: 100/400 Votes: 9132
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Dimensional Rifts Closed: 3 Omnipotent Charms Created: 1
    Towns Built: 4 Rainbows Spotted: 8
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 1 Living Shadows Defeated: 1
    Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 2 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 11
    Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 5 Elemental Crystals Collected: 49
    Runic Tablets Deciphered: 12 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 5
    Gorgon Shields Crafted: 1 New Chunks Explored: 137657

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    so, like, imagine this, right? you join this epic minecraft server, and BAM, your brain cells are like, “woah dude, we’re getting protected from Alzheimer’s!” like, who knew playing minecraft could be so good for your brain, right? not only that, but it’s gonna restore balance in your aging brain, like some sorta magical potion or something. so, like, why wouldn’t you join this server, right? protect your brain cells and have a blast building stuff, it’s a win-win situation, dude!

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  • What is the IP for Asmongold Clips Minecraft Server?

    What is the IP for Asmongold Clips Minecraft Server?
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    Players: 91/300 Votes: 9743
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Vanishing Structures Built: 3 Void Gems Collected: 33
    God-Killer Bows Constructed: 2 Magical Frogs Kissed: 7
    Towns Built: 4 Votes: 6317
    Epic Battles Fought: 15 Endless Legions Commanded: 21
    New Chunks Explored: 975361 Enchanted Forests Planted: 5
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 4 Underground Cities Explored: 5
    Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 3 Living Shadows Defeated: 3

    New Minecraft ServersAsmongold Clips is a popular content creator known for sharing highlight videos of Asmongold, a well-known streamer and gaming personality. With a focus on humorous and entertaining moments from Asmongold’s live streams, Asmongold Clips has quickly gained a large following on platforms like YouTube and Twitch. Fans flock to Asmongold Clips for a quick dose of laughter and insight into the world of Asmongold’s gaming adventures.

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  • Critical NETWORK

    Critical NETWORK
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    Players: 92/400 Votes: 7075
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Holy Grails Found: 3 Gryphons Tamed: 2
    Star Shards Collected: 295 Invisible Walls Found: 2
    Invisible Pathways Walked: 4 Evil Lairs Raided: 5
    Rune Stones Activated: 9 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 1
    Epic Shields Constructed: 38 Powerful Allies Recruited: 3
    Teleportation Mishaps: 3 Magical Ponies Rescued: 6
    Infinite Doors Opened: 2 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 0

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    CUSTOM MOBS AND BOSSES CUSTOM DUNGEONS CUSTOM ITEMS NEW BIOMES AND STRUCTURES CUSTOM SKILLS CUSTOM QUEST

    All vanilla.

    And all crossplatform!

    join the discord for help.

    mc.criticalsmp.org

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  • Cookie SMP

    Cookie SMP
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    Players: 104/600 Votes: 1547
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Immortal Anvils Forged: 10 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 19
    Powerful Allies Recruited: 8 Falling into the Void: 1
    Haunted Chests Opened: 4 Divine Relics Bestowed: 11
    Lost Souls Rescued: 5 Royal Decrees Issued: 4
    Shadow Daggers Crafted: 48 Herobrine Sightings: 2
    Infinity Stones Found: 3 Gnome Villages Protected: 3
    Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 6 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 1

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    CookieSMP is a new survival multiplayer server we just made, we named it after the first person who joined actually lol come check us out

    216.225.157.141:26975

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  • ❤️👑💎💎Best survival without GOD and FLY💎💎👑❤️ Minecraft server

    ❤️👑💎💎Best survival without GOD and FLY💎💎👑❤️ Minecraft server
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    Players: 99/1000 Votes: 4503
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Necronomicon Pages Collected: 2 Titanic Battles Fought: 27
    Magical Moments Shared: 15 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 3
    Epic Quests Completed: 5 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 2
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 1 Backwards Speech Heard: 3
    Forbidden Relics Collected: 0 Endless Mazes Conquered: 1
    Epic Bosses Defeated: 2 Endless Legions Commanded: 25
    Hidden Villages Discovered: 2 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 34

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    There are currently 2 competitions taking place on the server.

    1. Competition for the best building with a prize of 5,000 rubles per card! The competition has already started and will end on 02/01/2025. There’s still plenty of time to build something cool!

    2. Warp competition. The owner of the most visited warp receives 1000 rubles per card! The competition is repeated every month!

    More information on the server in the menu – /help

    Brief description:

    ⬛ Honest survival – NO WIPES at all!

    ⬛ Any donation can be purchased for GAME currency at an adequate rate!

    ⬛ There is a buyer of goods (similar to Holyworld), works, shops on chests.

    ⬛ Develop yourself. Build farms to sell items to buyers, save money to buy donations!

    ⬛ Minecraft mechanics have not been touched, nothing has been cut.

    ⬛ No one has OP, GOD, FLY!

    ⬛ Each player can install 1 Warp – FREE.

    ⬛ PVP – only in the arena.

    ⬛ Grief is prohibited.

    ⬛ Donations without whales and imbecile commands.

    ⬛ Build beautiful warp shops.

    ⬛ We don’t have any mini-games, anarchies, vultures or other bullshit. Only classic survival!

    ⬛ Huge worlds of 40,000 x 40,000 blocks (there is a Web map).

    ⬛ Longer rendering and simulation range!

    ⬛ Everything has been translated into Russian! All plugins!

    Not a short description.

    ⬛Our server is a mixture of 2b2t Holyworld and Skyblock.

    We took “vanilla” from 2b2t, so no one has FLY or GOD. All players play without any donation privileges! Even the most powerful donation gives the player mostly only “status”. You will have to enchant good armor, look for elytra, and farm gunpowder for fireworks! Everything is like in a vanilla stock game!

    ⬛We took the economic component from Holyworld. We created a buyer that is very similar. Mine – farm resources, hand them over to the buyer – get coins. There are also jobs, the good old ones… Get extra coins for killing mobs and mining blocks. The jobs have undergone serious adjustments, we have only 2 professions and they combine many other professions (which were present initially without modification). Each player is automatically assigned to both jobs.

    ⬛From the skyblock, we took the nerdy component. There are tools on the server with loot 4 and 5. They are expensive. To earn these tools you need to build all sorts of farms – farms, dig and extract something, trade with players by building shops. Evolve – buy tools with more loot to get even more loot and get even more money to buy even cooler things in the game! And all this can be done WITHOUT DONATION AT ALL! The coolest donation can really be bought in 2-3 days of farming on cool farms! The server is full of examples among players who buy cool things for coins more than once!

    ⬛Besides all this, we DO NOT HAVE WIPES. Build beautiful houses, cities, warps, shops. Be as creative as you like. We have large privates even for players without donation!

    Around mid-December we are planning a competition for the most beautiful. construction on the server with a prize of 5,000 rubles per card! Don’t miss it!

    ⬛And we also prohibit toxicity, incitement and all kinds of bullying! We punish players for this. We have the friendliest community. The admin is almost always on the server and is ready to help with any questions!

    uselessmine.ru

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  • Midnight Minecraft

    Midnight Minecraft
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    Players: 96/900 Votes: 6695
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Haunted Forests Traversed: 7 Cursed Villages Purged: 3
    Cursed Swords Broken: 1 Horror Stories Survived: 4
    Parallel Universes Unraveled: 2 Vanishing Items Found: 4
    Volcanoes Explored: 2 Mythical Quests Completed: 45
    Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 3 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 3
    Corrupted Trees Chopped: 2 Soul Contracts Signed: 5
    Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 4 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 6

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    Midnight Minecraft Server Overview

    Opening Date December 14th
    Modpack Over 300 mods including Create, Ars Nouveau, biome mods, dimension mods, and more
    Planned Projects Midnight Island, Tinker Town, Nether railway, community farms

    FAQ

    Question Answer
    How do I join the server? Head to the Discord server linked above, introduce yourself, and get whitelisted.
    What kind of players are you looking for? Players who enjoy long term projects, prefer community builds, and want to take things slow.
    Will there be community events? Yes, new dimensions will gradually be opened as community events.
    What is the server theme? Fantasy and steampunk/factory themes with community-focused projects.

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  • WaifuCraft 1.20.2

    WaifuCraft 1.20.2
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    Players: 97/100 Votes: 6384
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 3 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 2
    Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 1 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 1
    Dungeon Sieges Launched: 10 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 2
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 3 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 5
    Magic Wands Crafted: 12 Emeralds Found: 8374
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 3 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 1
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 3 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 7

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    Yo yo yo, come join our Minecraft server where we create the most epic waifus ever! But get this, we make them total jobbers who barely get any screen time in our shonen world. It’s like, why even bother, right? But hey, that’s just how we roll on this server. So if you’re into that kinda twisted stuff, then this is the place for you! Join now and experience the madness for yourself!

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  • GalentineCraft

    GalentineCraft
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    Players: 104/700 Votes: 7680
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 4 Glitched Entities Encountered: 2
    Fairy Circles Danced In: 3 Dragon Eggs Found: 3461
    Cursed Diamonds Mined: 2 Elemental Crystals Collected: 32
    Rune Stones Activated: 4 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 2
    Herobrine Sightings: 4 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 4
    Haunted Forests Traversed: 2 Love Letters Sent: 19
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 3 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1

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    Are you tired of boring parties where everyone’s significant other tags along like a clingy sidekick? Look no further, because on our Minecraft server, we only accept cool singles who are ready to mingle! Just like our friend who couldn’t handle a girls’ night without her hubby, we believe in keeping things spicy and drama-free. Join us for epic adventures, hilarious builds, and maybe even find your player two along the way. Don’t be like the “package deal” couple, be a solo superstar on our server!

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