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CryCraft: AITA Coworker Tears

aita, Communication, Conflict Resolution, Confrontation, coworker, coworker conflict, CryCraft, emotional response, equal treatment, Manager, medical field, parental responsibilities, Professionalism, scheduling conflict, set schedule, single parent, sports and classes, Tears, tenure, unfair treatment, work environment, work schedule, work-life balance

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	784
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	43
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	44
Dragon Eggs Found:	4318	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	16
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	0

Looking for a Minecraft server where drama unfolds like a soap opera? Look no further than our server, where the employees are like characters straight out of a reality TV show!

Join us and witness the epic saga of a single mom with young kids who has to navigate through the treacherous waters of coworker complaints about her schedule. Will she have to give up her Fridays and disrupt her entire life just to please one crybaby coworker? Find out on our server!

Experience the thrill of workplace confrontations that end in tears, as coworkers battle it out over who gets to have Fridays off. It’s like a game of survival of the fittest, but with more office drama and less actual survival.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s more intense than a daytime soap opera, join us now! Just remember, in this world, fairness is just a myth and tears are the currency of drama.

RegrettableSteve – Minecraft SMP

deepest regret, Guilt, healing, learning from mistakes, letting go, Minecraft, missed opportunities, moving on, past mistakes, personal growth, Reflection, regret, RegrettableSteve, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, self improvement, self love, self reflection, self-acceptance, self-forgiveness, shame, smp

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	9011
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	7	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Glorious Feasts Held:	19	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Ether Blades Crafted:	4	Astral Amulets Crafted:	44
Phantom Blocks Placed:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1

Are you tired of living with the regret of not joining the most epic Minecraft SMP ever created? Well, fret no more, because this server is here to cure all your woes!

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, hilarious mishaps, and unexpected friendships. Our server is so lit, even the creepers are dropping sick beats!

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that Herobrine himself makes guest appearances to challenge players to dance-offs. Can you out-dab the infamous ghostly figure?

So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the laughter and chaos ensue! Your deepest regret will be missing out on all the fun this server has to offer.

ParentalRoastCraft

childhood memories, childhood trauma, coping mechanisms, damaging words, Emotional Abuse, emotional scars, family, family dynamics, forgiveness, Healing Process, hurtful words, mental health, parental criticism, parental neglect, ParentalRoastCraft, parents, self reflection, self-esteem issues, Therapy, toxic relationships, verbal abuse

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	9714
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	16	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	10	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Love Letters Sent:	4	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9

Are your parents constantly roasting you like a marshmallow over a campfire? Well, we’ve got the perfect escape for you! Join our Minecraft server where you can build a virtual fortress to protect yourself from their savage insults.

Our server is filled with magical unicorns that poop rainbows, flying pigs that drop diamonds, and talking llamas that give out free hugs. Plus, if you join now, you’ll get a special power-up that turns your character into a superhero with the ability to shoot laser beams from your eyes.

So say goodbye to your parents’ hurtful words and hello to a world where you can be anything you want to be. Join our server today and let the laughter and fun begin!

Brainstem Bungalow – Minecraft Server

blood pressure, brain scans, Brainstem, Breathing, breathlessness, Bungalow, control centre, Covid patients, COVID symptoms, FATIGUE, functions, healthcare implications, heart rate, hospitalised, inflammation, long covid, long term, Medical research, Minecraft, neurological effects, respiratory system, Server, Severe Covid infections

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	8687
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Divine Spears Created:	15
Shadow Figures Spotted:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	13
Meteorite Armor Created:	20	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1

Yo, dis server be like a party for yo brain, but not in a boring sciencey way, nah. We got brainstem inflaming action goin’ on up in here! Join dis server and let yo brain go wild with all da crazy functions like breathing, heart rate, and blood pressure!

We got brain scans of peeps hospitalised with Covid, showin’ off all da cool stuff happenin’ in yo noggin. Plus, we got long-term breathlessness and fatigue for all yo long COVID patients out there.

So come on down to dis Minecraft server and let yo brainstem get lit! Who needs normal brain functions when you can have all dis excitement goin’ on? Join now for a brain-tastic time!

Meta Minecraft Server: Less Than One Week!

anticipation, Conference, countdown, Event, EXCITEMENT, less than one week, Meta, metaphor, metaphor conference, metaphorical anticipation, metaphorical celebration, metaphorical conference, metaphorical countdown, metaphorical event, metaphorical event planning, metaphorical event preparation, metaphorical excitement, metaphorical gathering, Minecraft, one week countdown, Server, Upcoming Event, Week

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	7379
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	19	Immortal Potions Brewed:	3
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	5566
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	5	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	7
Void Gems Collected:	36	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Cursed Lands Purified:	5	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, get ready for a server that will blow your mind – literally! Our server is so wild, you’ll feel like you’re in a parallel universe where pigs can fly and creepers do the cha-cha!

Join us on our server and experience the thrill of riding on giant chickens, battling evil villagers with diamond swords, and exploring secret dungeons filled with treasure (and maybe a few traps, but who’s counting?). And don’t even get us started on the epic PvP battles that will have you laughing so hard, you might just fall off your blocky throne!

But that’s not all – we have special events happening every day leading up to the grand opening of Metaphor! From pixelated parades to llama races, there’s never a dull moment on our server. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for the adventure of a lifetime – because on our server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few pesky Endermen, but we don’t talk about them). See you on the other side, blockheads!

Tony Khan BTFO of an E-Drone Minecraft SMP

BTFO, Communication, controversy, Digital, Drama, E-Drone, edrone, Entertainment, internet, Khan, KWAB, Minecraft, online feud, smp, social media, Technology, Tony, TONY KHAN, Tony Khan burn, Tony Khan clapback, Tony Khan response, Tony Khan roast, Tony Khan tweet, twitter, viral

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	5909
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	17	Void Gems Collected:	32
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	6
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Meteorites Collected:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you have to follow the rules and play nice? Well, look no further because our SMP is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world!

Join us for epic battles with giant chickens, quests to find the legendary diamond-encrusted potato, and secret underground dance parties with creepers! Our server is so insane, even Herobrine himself is scared to log on.

But wait, there’s more! Join now and you’ll receive a free pet llama that spits out diamonds (Disclaimer: diamonds may or may not be real). So what are you waiting for? Come join our SMP and let the chaos begin!

ParentalPiggybacker

Adult, Christian, college fund, college student, Disown, expensive gift, financial support, Gay, iPhone, laptop, Leeching, Lifestyle, Mac laptop, ParentalPiggybacker, parents, privileged, rug-pulled, safe position, south-asian household, sunk cost fallacy, ungrateful

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	8938
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11
Phantom Blocks Placed:	8	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9	Dimension Hops:	10
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	New Chunks Explored:	970136

Are you tired of living a privileged life and feeling like a leech? Join our Minecraft server and experience a whole new world where you have to fend for yourself and earn everything you have! No more freebies from your parents, it’s time to be independent in the virtual world.

On our server, you’ll have to mine for your own resources, build your own shelter, and fight off mobs all on your own. No more relying on Dad to cook you breakfast or buy you a new laptop – it’s time to show your true skills in survival mode.

And if you’re feeling extra rebellious, come out as gay on our server and see how your virtual family reacts. Will they disown you like you fear your real family will? Or will they accept you for who you are and support you no matter what?

So come join our server and prove that you’re not just a leech, but a true Minecraft warrior ready to take on any challenge that comes your way. Plus, who knows, maybe you’ll even earn that new Mac laptop through your hard work and dedication in the game. It’s time to level up and show the world what you’re made of!

RegretfulRide Minecraft SMP

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	6321
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	82
Phoenix Feathers Found:	15	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Holy Grails Found:	4	Falling into the Void:	0
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Potions Brewed:	194
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Alien Abductions:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new block of dirt? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through the Nether!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of dodging creepers while riding a pig with a saddle, or battling a horde of zombies with nothing but a carrot in hand. Our server is so crazy that even the Ender Dragon is afraid to show its face around here!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it that there’s a secret treasure hidden somewhere in the world that will grant you unlimited diamonds for life. But be warned, the last player who tried to find it ended up getting lost in a maze of TNT traps set by a mischievous group of baby zombies.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the most insane Minecraft experience of your life! Just make sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of courage, because you never know what kind of shenanigans you’ll encounter in this wacky world.

NoWayInNebraskaMC

America, AVOID, decision, Destination, dislike, Explore, never go, NoWayInNebraskaMC, opinion, Preference, State, tourism, travel, united states, unpopular, US State, vacation, Visit

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	9301
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	69	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	45
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	24
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10	Immortal Potions Brewed:	9
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1

Are you tired of boring old US states? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the place to be! We guarantee you’ll never have to set foot in that dreaded state again once you join us. Why waste your time in a state when you can explore our virtual world filled with unicorns, flying pigs, and diamond-encrusted chickens? Trust us, you’ll never look back once you experience the magic of our server. So say goodbye to that boring state and hello to the adventure of a lifetime!

Hurricane Control Minecraft Server

climate change, cognitive dissonance, conspiracy theories, conspiracy theorists, control, critical thinking, fake news, Hurricane, Hurricanes, internet culture, lost the plot, mental health, Minecraft, Misinformation, natural disasters, need to log off, online behavior, SELF AWARENESS, Server, skepticism, social media, technology addiction, weather control

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	3985
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	19
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	29	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Dragons Tamed:	3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is where the real action is at!

Join us if you want to uncover the truth behind the mysterious llama uprising that is threatening to take over the entire server. These llamas are not your average farm animals – they are armed to the teeth with diamond swords and are ready to take down anyone who stands in their way.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground society of villagers who have been plotting to overthrow the oppressive rule of the chickens. Yes, you heard that right – the chickens are the true rulers of this server and they will stop at nothing to maintain their power.

So if you’re ready for a wild ride filled with conspiracy theories, epic battles, and maybe even a little bit of chicken drama, then come join us on our server. Just remember, if you think people are controlling the hurricanes, you have lost the plot and need to log off immediately.