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Crafty Canvas Minecraft Server

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	2372
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	0	Magical Moments Shared:	9
Meteorites Collected:	0	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Phantom Blocks Placed:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	6	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	49
Falling into the Void:	0	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you just mine and craft all day? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Join us for some wild and wacky adventures that will leave you laughing your blocky butt off.

Ever wanted to ride a pig into battle against a horde of zombie chickens? Well, on our server, anything is possible! We have custom mini-games that will have you on the edge of your seat (or minecart) as you compete against other players in epic challenges.

But that’s not all! Our server also has a thriving art community where you can show off your pixelated masterpieces and even request custom artwork from our talented players. Want a portrait of your Minecraft character riding a unicorn through a field of diamonds? Just ask and someone will make it happen!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let the craziness begin! Who knows what kind of ridiculousness you’ll get up to next?

Todd The Lying Asshole in Minecraft SMP

Accountability, Asshole, Behavior, CHANGE, Cheating, Communication, Conflict, Deception, dishonesty, Effort, Frustration, lying.., Manipulation, Minecraft, personal growth, progress, relationships, self improvement, self-sabotage, smp, Todd, TOXIC, Trust

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	6308
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Animals Bred:	83
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	5	Divine Relics Bestowed:	12
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Mythical Quests Completed:	36	Magical Moments Shared:	14
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	15

Join our Minecraft SMP server if you want to witness Todd, the ultimate slacker, who refuses to make any progress or effort in the game. He’s too busy lying and cheating his way through the game, but hey, at least he’s entertaining to watch! Who knows what crazy schemes he’ll come up with next to avoid actually playing the game properly. It’s a wild ride on our server, so come join the chaos and see what kind of shenanigans Todd will get up to next!

Locked Cock Minecraft Server

Anon, BDSM, chastity, chastity anon, chastity device, Cock, cock locked, control, denial, keyholder, keyholder anon, Kinky, LOCKED, locked away, locked cock, locked cock anon, locked up, locked up anon, locked up cock, Minecraft, Server, Submission, submission anon, tease and denial

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	2274
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	9	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Farms Harvested:	929
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5
Orbs of Power Found:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that don’t unlock your full potential? Well, fear not, because our server is here to set your cock free! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive creepers, flying pigs, and a secret underground society of dancing chickens.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that hidden within our server is a magical diamond sword that grants the wielder the power to turn into a giant block of cheese. Imagine the chaos that would ensue when you start smiting your enemies with cheesy goodness!

So come on, don’t keep your cock locked up any longer. Join our server and let the madness begin!

Minecraft SMP – /blox/ – Blocky Legend of Xylophones

#announcement, Anon’s Gun-Fu(n) Guide, black ops 6, blocky, blog posts, BLOX, call of duty, cod:g, Gunsmith, legend, Meta, Minecraft, Modes, new maps, Nuketown Edition, Online Gunsmith, patch notes, raven software, smp, Tactical Maps, Trello Boards, truegamedata, Updates, warzone, warzone meta, Weapon Builds, Xylophones

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	7679
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	11	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	42
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	28	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	384

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP server, where we have taken inspiration from Nuketown and turned it into a blocky paradise of chaos and mayhem!

Join us for epic battles, crazy builds, and outrageous adventures as we explore this explosive world.

With new maps, modes, and updates that will blow your mind (literally), you’ll never run out of things to do on our server.

We have weapon builds that will make your enemies quake in their pixelated boots, and an online gunsmith that will have you customizing your arsenal like never before.

And don’t forget to check out our Warzone Tactical Maps, where strategy is key and survival is a challenge.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild ride of a Minecraft SMP and experience the madness for yourself!

Noob Nation Minecraft Server

accomplishment, Achievements, Awards, Competition, Country, Decades, deserving, economics, History, Honors, International, laureates, Literature, Minecraft, nation, Nobel Prize, noob, Peace, PRESTIGIOUS, recognition, reputation, Science, Server, WINNERS

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	8536
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Rune Stones Activated:	12	Villages Defended:	6
Void Armor Forged:	11	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Votes:	7380
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5

Are you tired of living in a country that hasn’t won a Nobel Prize in decades? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, you have the chance to become a virtual Nobel Prize winner every day! Whether you’re building intricate redstone contraptions or creating stunning architectural masterpieces, the possibilities are endless. Join us and show the world that you are a true Minecraft genius! Who needs a real Nobel Prize when you can have a virtual one?

Decline in g’s Population Minecraft SMP

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	2027
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	4	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	17
Holy Grails Found:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	3
Astral Projections Made:	4	Chimeras Created:	3
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	16	Void Armor Forged:	23
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Mines Excavated:	2369
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with no excitement or drama? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive creeper pranks, epic PvP battles, and secret underground bases that rival the Batcave.

But that’s not all! Our server is rumored to be haunted by the ghost of a legendary redstone engineer who will help you build the most insane contraptions you’ve ever seen. Need a flying machine to explore the skies? Done. Want a TNT cannon to launch your enemies into orbit? We got you covered.

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a secret treasure hunt where players can uncover rare loot and hidden Easter eggs. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a diamond hoard guarded by a pack of zombie pigmen.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and become part of the craziest, most unpredictable community in the blocky world. Trust us, you won’t regret it…unless you get blown up by a rogue creeper. But hey, that’s all part of the fun, right?

LaughCraft Minecraft Server

Blonde Thief, bounty hunter, Detective Pomu, Divegrass, Divegrass suggestions poll, Dokibird, Drift Away, Fly High, Heart of Gold, Jiangshi bird, joy, Last Cup of Coffee, LaughCraft, Laughter, Minecraft, Selen Tatsuki Archives, Server, Shop, Smart Goon, Tatsuki Manor Mystery, The Final Heist, Twitch channel, twitter, vod channel, youtube channel

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	6990
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	18	New Chunks Explored:	833408
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Runes Activated:	0
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Animals Bred:	160
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	28	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Forbidden Relics Collected:	7	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Join us for a wild ride with the lovable Blonde Thief turned Bounty Hunter with a Laughter full of Joy and a Heart of Gold! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

– Our server is so lit that even creepers are dancing to the beat of our music! – We have a secret underground base where we hold epic treasure hunts every week. – The owner of the server once defeated the Ender Dragon with nothing but a wooden sword and a carrot. True story, bro. – Our community is so tight-knit that we once built a replica of the Taj Mahal out of diamond blocks. – Rumor has it that Herobrine himself plays on our server in disguise. Can you spot him?

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the madness begin! Oh, and don’t forget to check out our YouTube, Twitch, VODs, Twitter, and Shop channels for even more craziness. See you in the game, fellow adventurers!

Discord SMP Minecraft – Add Me!

ADD, add me, Chat, Communication, Community, Connect, Discord, Friends, Gaming, invite, Join, long tail, Messaging, Minecraft, networking, ONLINE, rwibnss, rwibnsshai, Server, smp, social media, Tag, Technology

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	2561
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	17	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4
Love Letters Sent:	18	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	9
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do I have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the rules are made up and the points don’t matter!

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you about the time we had a giant chicken invasion and had to fend them off with nothing but our trusty wooden swords. Or how about the time we all decided to build our houses underwater and ended up flooding the entire server?

But wait, there’s more! Join now and you’ll have the chance to participate in our annual llama racing competition, where the winner gets a lifetime supply of diamond armor! And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that our server mascot is a dancing pig named Sir Oinks-a-lot.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and add my discord, rwibnsshai :3, for all the laughs and chaos you can handle!

⭐⭐⭐TOPMINE🚀SURVIVAL🚀MINI-GAMES⭐⭐⭐ Minecraft server

2b2t, Amongus, Anarchy, Antispam, Arenas, Auto-mine, Bedwars, brawl stars, Cases, Casino, Cities, Clans, club, Falsebookic, Fishing, Floodprotect, fp help, Griefersky, hotb43fd help, Hypixelpets, Jobs, Magic, Mini Games, Mob rocking, Murdermystery, Parkour, Pets, Shop, Skypvp, Skywars, Starter Kit, Survival, the hunger games, Uralpassport, Vampirism, Weddings, Youtubers

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	1480
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	1269	Glorious Feasts Held:	7
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Zombie Dances:	6	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Void Armor Forged:	27
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Underground Cities Explored:	5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	29	Divine Spears Created:	16

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⚡ Versions: we support versions from 1.8 to the latest

⚡ Free donation: Get it from /free! Plus secret Easter eggs and hidden gifts.

⚡ Lag-free gameplay: Smooth gameplay on a powerful server.

⚡ Rewards for time: Receive bonuses for activity, with a rating of the best players.

⚡ Modes to choose from: BedWars, SkyPvP, SkyWars, The Hunger Games, Griefersky, MurderMystery, AmongUS, Brawl Stars, 2b2t, Anarchy, Survival, Homeless Survival.

⚡ Clans and arenas: Create a clan, fight for the top and capture arenas.

⚡ Entertainment: Parkour, Casino, Mob rocking, Fishing, Club, Weddings, Things of God.

⚡ No wipes: The world of donors is protected from wipes, save your achievements.

⚡ Filming with YouTubers and 5+ years of stable work.

⭐ TopMine is the perfect place for Minecraft players with unique modes and exciting activities. Come in and enjoy the thoughtful gameplay with your friends!

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TOPRX.MCMCMC.NET

Block Party Minecraft Server

3×3 Thread, BLOCK, discussion, DISILLUSIONED, disingenuous imposters, fake identities, humanness, internet anonymity, lack of authenticity, larp, lost lustre, Minecraft, obsessive stalker, online communities, online forums, Party, real human beings, Server, soulless, Successful, thread dynamics, thread engagement, V, virtual interactions

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	7708
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Horror Stories Survived:	1
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	8
Rune Stones Activated:	9	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Ether Blades Crafted:	8	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Titanic Battles Fought:	24	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	8	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2

Are you tired of boring, soulless Minecraft servers where you can’t even tell if the person you’re talking to is a real human or just a larping imposter? Look no further, because our server is filled with REAL humans (we think) who are ready to engage in hilarious discussions and adventures with you!

Join us on our server where the 3×3 thread is so disillusioned that even the obsessive stalker doesn’t know what’s real anymore. Our threads have lost their lustre, but that just means more room for outrageous stories and crazy antics! Who needs real human interaction when you can have virtual chaos and mayhem?

So come on down to our mysterious, wacky Minecraft server where anything is possible (except maybe finding a real human). Join now for a wild ride that will leave you questioning reality and laughing until your sides hurt!