New Minecraft Servers 2025

derogatory Minecraft Servers

derogatory Minecraft Servers

  • PickMeNotPlsCraft

    PickMeNotPlsCraft
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    Players: 96/500 Votes: 6371
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 1 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 3
    Ender Pearl Glitches: 2 Potions Brewed: 138
    Eclipse Rings Activated: 2 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 9
    Ethereal Couriers Hired: 4 Reality Distortions Fixed: 1
    Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 1 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 1
    Hidden Villages Discovered: 2 Divine Scrolls Written: 20
    Mystery Villagers Spotted: 6 Crystal Wands Charged: 8

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we don’t tolerate any pick me attitudes! If you’re cute, feminine, and love cooking for your significant other, then this is the place for you. We celebrate all things girly and cutesy, so if you’re looking for a server that appreciates your adorable mannerisms, look no further!

    Join us and leave behind all the haters who can’t handle your cuteness. We don’t stand for anyone calling you a pick me, because here, you’re a queen who deserves to be treated like royalty. And if anyone dares to insult you, our community will have your back with some epic comebacks that will leave them speechless.

    So come on over to our server and let your girly side shine. Who needs the negativity of the real world when you can escape to a place where being cute and feminine is celebrated? Plus, we have the best virtual lunches packed with love and care, because that’s just how we roll in this Minecraft world. Join us now and say goodbye to anyone who tries to bring you down – they’ll never get picked in our kingdom of fabulousness!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Chat Retards Minecraft Server

    Chat Retards Minecraft Server
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    Players: 91/900 Votes: 3986
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 4 Lava Oceans Crossed: 2
    Ores Mined: 3952 Dragonkin Hatched: 2
    Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 2 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 1
    Soul Swords Wielded: 6 Pirate Ships Captured: 3
    Endermen Teleportation Errors: 1 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 1
    Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 10 Eerie Music Discs Played: 4
    Warrior Spirits Summoned: 15 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server where you can unleash your inner warrior and take down those pesky commies who dare to challenge you! Our fearless leader once defeated an entire army of communist zombies with just a wooden sword and a carrot. Join us and show those commies who’s boss by calling them “retards” in the chat like a true Minecraft legend. Plus, rumor has it that our server is guarded by a pack of flying pigs who will rain down bacon upon your enemies. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • CrackCraft Minecraft Server

    CrackCraft Minecraft Server
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    Players: 105/400 Votes: 3674
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Mysterious Portals Opened: 20 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 1
    Mimic Chests Discovered: 3 Immortal Potions Brewed: 12
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 9 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 0
    Celestial Gardens Planted: 7 Royal Decrees Issued: 0
    Phantom Knights Defeated: 3 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 108
    Magical Moments Shared: 6 Dark Rituals Completed: 7
    Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 3 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 6

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers run by wypipo? Well, look no further because our server is here to fak yo crakkka ass up! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive creeper parties, diamond rainbows, and a secret underground club where the Ender Dragon likes to drop sick beats. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player and loves to challenge newbies to dance battles. So what are you waiting for? Come join the fun and let’s show those wypipo who’s boss!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • FlyoverCraft Minecraft Server

    FlyoverCraft Minecraft Server
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    Players: 100/700 Votes: 7460
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Blood Moons Survived: 0 Herobrine Sightings: 9
    Hidden Passages Discovered: 4 Lava Oceans Crossed: 1
    Magical Beanstalks Grown: 1 Meteorites Collected: 2
    Undead Armies Raised: 0 Mineshafts Explored: 4
    Crystal Palaces Visited: 1 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 5
    Eldritch Medallions Worn: 15 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 19
    Dungeon Sieges Launched: 8 Astral Amulets Crafted: 31

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of living in a boring, irrelevant land with nothing exciting happening? Well, do we have the Minecraft server for you! Join us and escape the monotony of your flyover state by building, exploring, and battling your way to glory. Who needs real life when you can have a virtual world filled with adventure and excitement? Say goodbye to your boring life and hello to the ultimate Minecraft experience!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • LooxMax Minecraft Server

    LooxMax Minecraft Server
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    Players: 90/900 Votes: 2735
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Mythical Relics Collected: 19 Gryphons Tamed: 2
    Divine Scrolls Written: 7 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 3
    Hedge Mazes Navigated: 4 Pirate Ships Captured: 2
    Zombie Dances: 7 Endless Night Skies: 1
    Forbidden Tomes Read: 1 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 1
    Glitched Entities Encountered: 3 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 4
    Sunfire Helmets Forged: 3 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Do you want to join a Minecraft server that will make you question your sanity? Look no further, because our server is the perfect place for all the looxmaxxxxing retards out there!

    Join us for a wild ride where you can ride pigs into battle, build a house made entirely of TNT, and engage in epic dance battles with creepers. Our server is so crazy, even the Ender Dragon is afraid to come near us!

    But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground society of llamas who control the economy of the server, a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds guarded by a pack of rabid wolves, and a roller coaster that takes you on a journey through the Nether.

    So if you’re ready to embrace your inner looxmaxxxxing retard and have the time of your life, come join us on our insane Minecraft server. Just make sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of madness!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • BlockParty Minecraft Server

    BlockParty Minecraft Server
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    Players: 101/600 Votes: 2958
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Dragon Eggs Found: 7678 Void Armor Forged: 21
    Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 9 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 77
    Secret Libraries Discovered: 4 Shadow Realms Conquered: 0
    Living Statues Befriended: 3 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 3
    Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 2 Mysterious Portals Opened: 6
    Pirate Ships Raided: 1 Heroic Legacies Created: 1
    Magical Ponies Rescued: 7 Whispering Caves Entered: 5

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we guarantee a wild and wacky experience like no other! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground disco party where the creepers bust out their best dance moves. And rumor has it, there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds guarded by a pack of mischievous llamas wearing top hats.

    But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over a kingdom of clucking minions and lays golden eggs that grant wishes (or so the legends say). And if you’re feeling brave, you can challenge the mighty Ender Dragon to a rap battle – winner takes all the XP and bragging rights.

    So come on, join us on this epic adventure filled with laughter, chaos, and maybe a few unexpected twists along the way. Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into on our server – one thing’s for sure, it’ll be a Nether of a good time!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • BlockyBanter Minecraft Server

    BlockyBanter Minecraft Server
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    Players: 98/1000 Votes: 5986
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 1 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 1
    Magic Crystals Found: 13 Legendary Titles Earned: 3
    Treasure Maps Found: 15 Vanishing Items Found: 5
    Mimic Chests Discovered: 5 Mythical Relics Collected: 14
    Ender Pearl Glitches: 1 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 8
    Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 2 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 1
    Warlock Amulets Crafted: 10 Demon Skulls Collected: 25

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old drama? Well, look no further because our server is run by a sassy Italian fighter who will put any whinny ass botch in their place! Join us for epic battles, hilarious shenanigans, and a community that will have you laughing until you cry. Plus, our server is so lit that even SHE, the woman herself, is a regular player. So what are you waiting for? Come join the madness and see why this server is the craziest place to be in the Minecraft universe!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Minecraft SMP: GruntAndGrief

    Minecraft SMP: GruntAndGrief
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    Players: 95/400 Votes: 8859
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Cuddly Creatures Pet: 31 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 2
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 1 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 2
    Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 4 Haunted Chests Opened: 3
    Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 1 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 2
    Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 3 Emeralds Found: 9149
    Glorious Feasts Held: 15 Magic Items Found: 5081
    Titanic Battles Fought: 20 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 5

    New Minecraft Servers

    Hey there, fellow gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone plays nice and builds cute little houses? Well, do I have the server for you! Join us on our wild and wacky SMP where the only rule is to cause chaos and have a good time!

    Picture this: you log on and immediately hear someone shouting about tearing up some block’s ass and admiring their cock-sucking mouth. Yep, that’s just a regular day on our server. We’ve got players who are not afraid to let their freak flag fly and say whatever the heck they want.

    But that’s not all! We’ve got insane stories that will make you question your sanity. Like the time someone built a giant statue of a chicken and declared it the new ruler of the server. Or when a group of players decided to start a cult worshiping a block of dirt. The possibilities are endless!

    So why wait? Join us on our crazy Minecraft SMP and let your inner weirdo out to play. Just remember, anything goes on this server, so buckle up and get ready for a wild ride!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Minecraft SMP: 65IQGang

    Minecraft SMP: 65IQGang
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    Players: 91/700 Votes: 4841
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Corrupted Trees Chopped: 4 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 6
    Enchantments Applied: 257 Phantom Blocks Placed: 8
    Magical Ponies Rescued: 6 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 0
    Astral Staffs Crafted: 10 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 7
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 3 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 3
    Runes Activated: 6 Phoenix Feathers Found: 5
    Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 53 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 4

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, do we have the server for you! Our server is so wild, even the cows are doing backflips. Join us if you want to witness the epic battle between a chicken riding a pig and a llama in a top hat. And don’t worry, we have a strict “no IQ shaming” policy – unless your IQ is over 200, then you might be too smart for us. So come on down and join the madness, just make sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • RainbowCraft Minecraft Server

    RainbowCraft Minecraft Server
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    Players: 92/300 Votes: 8980
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 2 Secret Passages Found: 5
    Lost Souls Rescued: 2 Vanishing Structures Built: 3
    Living Shadows Defeated: 3 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 0
    Vanishing Items Found: 6 Epic Weapons Forged: 10
    Wilderness Tamed: 5 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 39
    Ethereal Couriers Hired: 4 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 0
    Endless Legions Commanded: 49 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 27

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring, basic Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is so lit, it’ll make your grandma do the floss dance! We’ve got more fun than a barrel of monkeys on roller skates, and our community is tighter than a pair of skinny jeans on a sumo wrestler.

    Join us if you want to be part of the coolest gang in town. We’ve got more swag than a pack of llamas on a shopping spree and our players are so epic, they once defeated the Ender Dragon using only a carrot and a feather.

    Don’t be a square, join our server today and experience the wildest, wackiest, most insane Minecraft adventures of your life. And remember, on our server, being white doesn’t mean you’re boring, it means you’re a total legend!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Bob’s Adult-Only SMP Adventure: No kids allowed, unless you’re really 18+!

    Bob’s Adult-Only SMP Adventure: No kids allowed, unless you’re really 18+!
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    Players: 94/900 Votes: 6387
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Talking Trees Consulted: 4 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 3
    Dragonkin Hatched: 4 Ghost Trains Ridden: 1
    Eerie Music Discs Played: 5 Undead Armies Raised: 4
    Emeralds Found: 2790 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 3
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 3 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 3
    Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 3 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 1
    Celestial Beings Befriended: 1 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Minecraft Server Overview

    Server Type 18+ SMP Community
    Version 1.21
    Land Claims No land claims, but protection plugins installed
    Server Reset Never
    Economy Diamonds as currency, shopping district at spawn
    Rules No discrimination or racism, friendly banter

    FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

    1. Can I claim land on the server?

    There are no land claims on this server, but there are protection plugins in place to rollback any grief or stealing.

    2. Will the server reset in the future?

    No, the server will never reset, so you can take breaks and come back to your progress intact.

    3. How does the economy work on the server?

    The economy is similar to Hermitcraft, with diamonds as the currency. There is a shopping district at spawn where you can buy and sell items.

    4. Is the server more focused on building or technical aspects?

    The server is more build-oriented and limited on the technical aspect for server performance reasons. The community is into big, ambitious projects, so you will find impressive builds around.

    5. What happens if I leave the Discord server?

    If you leave the Discord server, it will be considered as your departure from the Minecraft server. You will be removed from the whitelist and your base area may potentially be reset to ensure long-term sustainability.

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • GF Memorial Minecraft Server

    GF Memorial Minecraft Server
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    Players: 98/700 Votes: 7838
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 2 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 4
    Werewolf Howls Heard: 3 Teleportation Mishaps: 5
    Unbreakable Chains Forged: 7 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 0
    Immortal Anvils Forged: 9 Phantom Rings Equipped: 14
    Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 2 Herobrine Sightings: 0
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 3 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 1
    Falling into the Void: 0 Epic Quests Completed: 9

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, look no further! Our server is so wild and crazy, you’ll be asking yourself, “Why didn’t he just fuck a 12 year old prostitute? Or maybe, Edo Tensei his dead gf and fuck her zombie pussy?” That’s right, we’re not afraid to push the boundaries and have a good time. Join us for outrageous adventures, insane stories, and a community like no other. Just be prepared for anything – because on our server, anything goes!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • TheThirdieGamer Minecraft SMP: No Room for Athletes

    TheThirdieGamer Minecraft SMP: No Room for Athletes
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    Players: 101/500 Votes: 312
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Sunfire Helmets Forged: 4 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 7
    Mines Excavated: 1483 Royal Decrees Issued: 0
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 3 Werewolf Howls Heard: 3
    Demonic Pacts Formed: 2 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 9
    Secret Guilds Joined: 4 Enchantments Applied: 131
    Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 3 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 1
    Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 1 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP, where even the thirdie athletes are kicked off the stage! Why join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground roller coaster that only the bravest players can ride. And don’t even get us started on the llama racing track we have set up in the desert biome – it’s a sight to behold!

    But that’s not all – we also have a group of mischievous villagers who have taken over the town square and are constantly causing chaos. You never know what crazy antics they’ll get up to next! And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond-encrusted potato hidden somewhere in the world. Trust us, it’s worth the search.

    So come join our Minecraft SMP and experience all the madness and mayhem for yourself. Just remember, in this world, things work differently – especially when it comes to shithole countries and French cryptic messages.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • BabyBumpCraft Minecraft Server

    BabyBumpCraft Minecraft Server
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    Players: 110/100 Votes: 6934
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Celestial Beings Befriended: 0 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 9
    Elemental Crystals Collected: 74 Time-Warping Watches Found: 3
    Farms Harvested: 487 Ghost Trains Ridden: 1
    Hedge Mazes Navigated: 4 Buildings Constructed: 9
    Invisible Walls Found: 2 Shadow Realms Conquered: 0
    Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 14 Dragon Hoards Looted: 3
    Void Gems Collected: 11 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family drama meets pregnancy announcements! Join us for a wild ride of passive-aggressive sibling relationships and baby fever like you’ve never seen before.

    Are you tired of boring old servers where people actually get along? Well, look no further because on our server, you can experience the thrill of ignoring your pregnant sister until she apologizes to you for being a total buzzkill about your own pregnancy plans. Who needs family bonding when you can have family drama instead?

    But wait, there’s more! Witness the epic saga of a sister who can’t handle the fact that you’re finally pregnant and ready to start a family of your own. Will you forgive her and make amends, or will you continue to hide your pregnancy from your own family just to avoid the drama? The choice is yours!

    So come on down to our Minecraft server and join in on the fun. Who needs therapy when you have virtual drama to keep you entertained? See you there!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • SisterSlayin’HouseBanisher

    SisterSlayin’HouseBanisher
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    Players: 110/900 Votes: 828
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Crystal Palaces Visited: 3 Titan Hearts Harvested: 2
    Mimic Chests Discovered: 5 Eternal Flames Captured: 6
    Emeralds Found: 3740 Magic Crystals Found: 24
    Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 1 Titanic Battles Fought: 20
    Corrupted Trees Chopped: 4 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 5
    Magical Moments Shared: 30 Demonic Pacts Formed: 3
    Necronomicon Pages Collected: 8 Magical Familiars Summoned: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than your sister’s stay at your house? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride of betrayal, hurt feelings, and family drama!

    Our server is like living with a freeloading sibling, but with the added bonus of building epic structures and battling mobs. We promise you’ll never be bored with the constant backstabbing and name-calling that happens in our virtual world.

    Join now and experience the thrill of kicking out your ungrateful sister from your Minecraft home, all while building a new life for yourself in a pixelated paradise. Who needs family drama when you can have Minecraft drama instead? So come on in and let the chaos begin!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • ConfidentCraft SMP

    ConfidentCraft SMP
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    Players: 109/300 Votes: 6429
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 2 Astral Orbs Gathered: 10
    Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 163 Epic Bosses Defeated: 2
    Void Armor Forged: 25 Phantom Horses Ridden: 3
    Alternate Realities Explored: 5 Shadow Realms Conquered: 1
    Mimic Chests Discovered: 5 Cursed Scrolls Read: 4
    Ethereal Couriers Hired: 5 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 0
    Astral Staffs Crafted: 17 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 7

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of being a noob in Minecraft? Do you want to flex your block-building skills and show off your epic redstone creations? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be if you want to feel like a Minecraft god!

    Join us and you’ll be surrounded by a community of players who are just as obsessed with Minecraft as you are. Need some inspiration for your next build? Just take a stroll through our server and you’ll be blown away by the insane structures our players have created.

    But that’s not all! Rumor has it that there’s a secret underground base on the server where all the diamonds are stored. Will you be the one to uncover its hidden location and become the richest player on the server?

    So what are you waiting for? Join our SMP today and start your journey to Minecraft greatness!

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  • CraftyCreeperCatastrophe

    CraftyCreeperCatastrophe
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    Players: 109/200 Votes: 3278
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Celestial Crowns Worn: 2 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 18
    Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 3 Divine Scrolls Written: 11
    Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 2 Divine Spears Created: 26
    Glorious Feasts Held: 5 Runes Activated: 5
    Mystical Amulets Crafted: 36 Dragons Tamed: 3
    Unseen Monsters Slain: 1 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 10
    Endless Night Skies: 5 Magic Items Found: 8224

    New Minecraft Servers

    Ever tried building a house in Minecraft only to have it blown up by a sneaky creeper? Well, on our server, we guarantee that your house will never be destroyed by creepers. Why? Because our creepers are actually trained to be interior decorators! They’ll come in and add some explosive flair to your decor, making your house the talk of the server.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon, who moonlights as a DJ on weekends. Imagine partying it up with the biggest boss in Minecraft while he drops sick beats and breathes fire on the dance floor. It’s a once-in-a-lifetime experience you won’t find anywhere else.

    So come join us on our server and experience the wildest, craziest, and most explosive Minecraft adventures of your life! Who needs boring old survival mode when you can have a party with creepers and dragons?

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  • Redstone Revolution Minecraft Server

    Redstone Revolution Minecraft Server
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    Players: 99/100 Votes: 135
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Cursed Amulets Found: 4 Pirate Ships Raided: 2
    World-Altering Spells Cast: 2 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 1
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 1 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 9
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 2 Time-Warping Watches Found: 2
    Hedge Mazes Navigated: 9 Star Shards Collected: 103
    Zombie Dances: 2 Void Armor Forged: 14
    Blood Moons Survived: 2 Love Letters Sent: 13

    New Minecraft Servers

    So, like, there’s this epic Minecraft server where the Russian government is all like, “No smartphones for our forces in Ukraine, bro!” And everyone is like, “Whaaat? That’s so random, dude!”

    But, like, on this server, we don’t follow any rules, man! You can use all the smartphones you want, even if you’re in Ukraine or Russia or Mars or wherever, dude! We’re rebels, man!

    Join this server if you want to stick it to the man and use your smartphone while building epic castles and battling dragons. Plus, we have a secret underground base where we keep all the banned smartphones. Shh, don’t tell anyone, bro! It’s our little secret. Let’s go, gamers!

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  • KurskCraft: Danish Approval Edition

    KurskCraft: Danish Approval Edition
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    Players: 91/600 Votes: 3417
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Hidden Passages Discovered: 8 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 3
    Alternate Realities Explored: 1 Hidden Villages Discovered: 1
    Pirate Ships Raided: 0 Enchanted Forests Planted: 5
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 4 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 13
    Heavenly Choirs Heard: 6 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 2
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 3 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 5
    Undead Armies Raised: 3 Blood Moons Survived: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    So, like, have you ever wanted to join a Minecraft server where the government of Denmark is like, totally cool with Ukraine attacking Russia? Yeah, that’s the kind of crazy shenanigans you’ll find on our server!

    Join us for a wild ride where pigs fly, cows dance, and creepers tell jokes! Our community is so lit, even the Ender Dragon wants to hang out with us!

    Plus, our staff team is made up of actual wizards who can grant your every wish (as long as it involves building epic structures and trolling your friends).

    So come on down to our server and experience the madness for yourself! Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity. Let’s get this party started!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • MagicCraftSecretsUnveiled

    MagicCraftSecretsUnveiled
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    Players: 101/800 Votes: 5024
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Blood-Forged Axes Created: 8 Spectral Entities Defeated: 6
    Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 8 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 6
    Parallel Universes Unraveled: 1 Epic Weapons Forged: 6
    Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 57 Underground Cities Explored: 4
    Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 12 Dragon Hoards Looted: 2
    Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 2 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 14
    Meteorite Armor Created: 16 Horror Stories Survived: 4

    New Minecraft Servers

    so, like, picture this: u r chillin in ur house, mining sum diamonds and stuff, when all of a sudden, a wild llama appears outta nowhere and starts spitting at u. but don’t worry, cuz on our server, llamas are actually secret agents sent by the government to test ur survival skills. join us to see if u can outsmart the llamas and become the ultimate diamond collector!

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