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SinaloaCartelCraft Minecraft Server

Bloodshed, border security, cartel violence, Corruption, crime, criminal organizations, cross-border issues, drug cartels, drug trafficking, drug war, international relations, law enforcement, Mexican government, Mexican president, Minecraft, North American relations, political blame, security challenges, Server, Sinaloa, SinaloaCartelCraft, Surge, US

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	4002
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Gnome Villages Protected:	8	Mysterious Portals Opened:	5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12

come join our minecraft server and escape the chaos of the real world where even the mexican president is blaming the US for cartel violence! on our server, you can build your own drug empire without any consequences! start your own cartel, smuggle goods across borders, and become the most feared player in the game! who needs politics when you can rule your own virtual world with an iron fist? join now and show the world who’s really in charge!

CraftyCzarMurderMystery

arrest, arrested, Conspiracy, Corruption, CraftyCzarMurderMystery, crime, high-profile, husband, investigation, Justice, law enforcement, murder charge, office shootout, oligarch, power, richest woman, russia, scandal, SUSPECT, violence, wealth

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	9417
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	112	Potions Brewed:	194
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	267
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6	Phoenix Feathers Found:	10
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	11

come join our minecraft server where we have more drama than russia’s richest woman’s husband! our players are always getting into crazy shootouts in the office, but don’t worry, it’s all in good fun! with more twists and turns than a soap opera, you’ll never be bored on our server. plus, who wouldn’t want to play with a bunch of players who are as rich as russian oligarchs? join now for the most chaotic and thrilling minecraft experience of your life!

Socially Awkward Mosquitoes

anxiety, avoidance, awkward, Behavior, Biting, bugs, fear, humor, hypothetical situation, insects, mosquitoes, Mosquitos, outdoor activities, Pest Control, Phobia, Psychology, public places, social anxiety, Social Interaction, socially, Summertime

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	7495
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10	Enchantments Applied:	207
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	146	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	30	Farms Harvested:	243
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Wyrmholes Dug:	5	Rune Stones Activated:	6

So, like, imagine if mosquitos were all shy and stuff, like they were too scared to come out and bite people. That’s basically what it’s like on our server – except instead of mosquitos, we have players who are too scared to come out and play! But don’t worry, we have therapists on hand to help them overcome their social anxiety and join in on the fun!

Join our server for the chance to befriend a shy player and help them come out of their shell. Plus, we have a secret underground society of llamas who are plotting to take over the server – you definitely want to be a part of that drama!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a magical portal that leads to a land filled with talking chickens who give out quests and rewards. Who wouldn’t want to be a part of that wacky adventure?

So come on over to our server and be a part of the madness – just watch out for those shy mosquitos, they might just surprise you!

Pixel Scent Trail

PIXEL, scent, Trail

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	7323
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	6	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	44	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Dragon Scales Harvested:	436	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	8
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Crops Grown:	4733
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	47	Soul Contracts Signed:	1

hey u! ya u! do u wanna join the most epic minecraft server ever? well u better join The Olfactory Trail of Neurodegenerative Diseases! why, u ask? well let me tell u a little story. once upon a time, there was a player who joined this server and their brain EXPLODED from all the fun they were having. true story bro. also, did i mention that our server has flying pigs that shoot rainbow lasers out of their butts? yea, u heard me right. so come join us and experience the insanity for yourself! #bestserverever #rainbowlasersbutt

VanguardMC Minecraft Server

Clans, Donations, Economy, Events, minecraft server, Private, Russian, SUPER KIT SETS, Survival, UNIQUE TRADING, vanguardMC

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	8204
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Phantom Blocks Placed:	7
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Towns Built:	4
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0

VanguardMC | SURVIVAL | ECONOMY | UNIQUE TRADING | SUPER KIT SETS

217.106.107.192:27881

Endless Victory Minecraft Server

asset recovery, COMEBACK, convincing opponents, Endless, game changer, Minecraft, never giving up, nullifying losses, outlasting enemies, overcoming adversity, perseverance, resilience, resilience in adversity, Server, strategy, success, triumph, turning the tide, ultimate victory, Unbeatable, Victory, winning

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	4807
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	23
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	41	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Crystal Wands Charged:	10	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	5	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Magic Items Found:	5180
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2

Are you tired of being a noob in Minecraft and constantly getting defeated by other players? Well, look no further because on our server, you will never truly be defeated! Even when you mess up, we’ll make sure you come out on top, recover all your lost items, and even convince your enemies to join your side! Our players have been through the craziest of crises and still come out victorious. Join us and become a Minecraft legend in no time!

Game Fixer Minecraft SMP

CPU, CPU usage, data access, data compression, Decompression, Disable, Fixer, Game, games, gaming performance, input lag, input lag reduction, lower latency, microstuttering, Minecraft, RAM, RAM usage, read/write latency, responsive system, shell command, smp, system responsiveness, Windows Memory Compression

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	4491
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Mines Excavated:	2944
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Mysterious Portals Opened:	14
Magic Wands Crafted:	9	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Evil Lairs Raided:	7

Are you tired of your Minecraft SMP experience being slowed down by Windows Memory Compression? Join our server and learn the secret shell command to disable it with just one click! Say goodbye to unnecessary CPU usage and hello to more responsive gameplay. No more microstutters or input lag, just pure gaming bliss. Don’t let outdated features from the past ruin your fun, come join us and experience Minecraft like never before!

Cash4Problems Minecraft Server

aita, apartment, Cash4Problems, complaining, demanding job, dignity, disagreement, Emotional support, family, Friend, Help, Homeless, homeless shelter, mental health, Minecraft, MONEY, Problem, roommate, security deposit, Server, SIE exam, studio apartment, Suggestions

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	2310
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10	Mysterious Portals Opened:	16
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	6

Are you tired of being the emotional support for your friend who just can’t seem to get their life together? Join our Minecraft server and escape the drama of real life! Our virtual world is filled with fun and adventure, and you won’t have to listen to anyone’s problems for hours on end.

Plus, on our server, you can build your dream studio apartment without worrying about security deposits or roommates. Who needs real-life responsibilities when you can escape to a world where anything is possible?

So say goodbye to your friend’s drama and hello to a world of endless possibilities on our Minecraft server. Join now and leave the real world behind!

ExesMomGriefGang

10 years ago, aita, avoiding each other, browsing polo shirts, calling the store, coexisting, exes mom, ExesMomGriefGang, Flabbergasted, holding the door open, lack of acknowledgment, no ill will, offering a smile, past relationship, rude encounter, thrift store, WIBTA

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	5160
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Phantom Blocks Placed:	6
Towns Built:	4	Herobrine Sightings:	4
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	42
Immortal Anvils Forged:	17	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Chimeras Created:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s drama-free? Well, look no further than our server, where you won’t have to deal with your ex’s mom giving you attitude in a thrift store! Join us and escape the real world craziness for a virtual world of fun and adventure. Who needs polo shirts when you can craft your own stylish armor in-game? Plus, our community is so friendly, you won’t have to worry about any awkward encounters with ex-in-laws. So come join us and leave the thrift store drama behind!

History Buff SMP

buff, History, smp

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	4116
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Crops Grown:	9043	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Emeralds Found:	4233	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Orbs of Power Found:	11	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	5	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2

Yo, have you heard about this epic Minecraft SMP where players can travel back in time and relive historical events? Imagine fighting alongside dinosaurs in the Jurassic period or building pyramids with the ancient Egyptians. But watch out for creepers disguised as historical figures, they’re sneaky little buggers. Join now and become a time-traveling historian in the wackiest SMP ever!