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DutchCraft: The Battle for Tulips

air traffic control, AIVD, battle, Binnenhof, blade runners, Brussels, Brussels protests, civil war, CoverUp, covid, DER, DutchCraft, EU regime, excess mortality, farmer’s uprising, flight disruption, FvD, government overthrow, Groninger gas, Hacker, ideal, legacy media, Military, NatCon, Neder, Netherlands, niggers, Parliamentarian formation, POL, Police, pro-war propaganda, Red Cross, reservists, SANDNIGGERS, starvation, sterilization, tiktok, traffic lights, tramlines, Tulips, Vaccines, WEF, WHO pandemic agreement

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	8239
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Villages Defended:	17	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Shadow Figures Spotted:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Farms Harvested:	325
Divine Relics Bestowed:	5	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing scarier than a creeper explosion is the government cover-up of COVID vaccine reactions!

Join us as we fight back against the regime with our army of virtual warriors, because who needs reservists when you have Minecraft players on your side?

Our police may be understaffed, but that just means more time for them to play Minecraft with us!

Traffic lights tracking mobile phone data? Sounds like a job for our redstone engineers on the server.

And don’t even get us started on the Groninger gas situation – we’re building bunkers and mining for diamonds to survive the impending closure.

With FvD dominating TikTok and Belgian blade runners on the loose, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

So grab your pickaxe and join us in the fight against the regime – because nothing says rebellion like building a virtual utopia in the world of Minecraft!

See you at the Farmers Protests on 4 June in Brussels – the WEF/EU regime hates us, but they can’t stop us from mining for justice!

CraftyCommiesWarDronez

#classified information, #covert operations, Aerial Reconnaissance, arms race, China, CraftyCommiesWarDronez, defense industry, Espionage, intel sources, international relations, military alliance, military capabilities, military cooperation, military technology, Project, russia, secret war drones, strategic partnership, Surveillance, technology transfer, unmanned aerial vehicles

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	1539
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	6	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	6	Fairy Circles Danced In:	5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Void Gems Collected:	32
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Crops Grown:	4735	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7

Yo, u gotta join dis cray cray Minecraft server cuz we got secret war drones straight outta Russia chillin in China! Intel sources be sayin’ these drones be flyin’ around causin’ chaos and blowin’ stuff up! Join us if u wanna be part of da action and help control these insane war machines! Who needs regular ol’ Minecraft when u can be playin’ with war drones, amirite? Join now before Putin finds out and shuts us down!

Shroomy Mindcraft: No Atheist-Believers

altered states, atheism, AtheistBelievers, belief status, belief systems, Cognitive Effects, cognitive enhancement, cognitive perception, Consciousness, Entities, hallucinogens, mind perception, mind-altering substances, mindcraft, Perception, psilocybin, psychedelic experiences, psychological effects, religious beliefs, research, Shroomy, spirituality, study

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	452
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Ores Mined:	8674
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	2046
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Enchantments Applied:	185
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	4
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Buildings Constructed:	40
Magic Wands Crafted:	6	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	45

yo yo yo come join our cray cray minecraft server where we got psilocybin mushrooms growing like crazy in the virtual fields! you wanna boost your mind perception while building epic structures with your virtual friends? well, look no further cuz we got you covered!

we got a recent study that found out that taking these trippy mushrooms will make you see things in a whole new light, but don’t worry, you can still be an atheist if you want! we ain’t gonna force no beliefs on you, just come have a good time and expand your mind while crafting and mining like a boss!

so what are you waiting for? come join our server and let’s get weird together! who knows, maybe you’ll even have a spiritual awakening while fighting off creepers and zombies. ain’t no other server like ours, so come on and join the fun!

Wet and Dark Minecraft Server

autumnal vibes, cold and damp, comfort food, cozy indoors, cuddle weather, Dark, dark season, gloomy days, Hibernate, Hygge, indoor activities, long nights, melancholy mood, Minecraft, rainy days, rainy weather, seasonal affective disorder, self-care, Server, staycation, warm blankets, wet, wet season, winter blues

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	3028
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dimension Hops:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	5
Treasure Maps Found:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	53
Alien Abductions:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Holy Grails Found:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Titanic Battles Fought:	18
Epic Battles Fought:	20	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Dive into the wet and dark world of our server where it’s always hibernation season… for the players! That’s right, forget about building houses and farming crops, on our server you’ll be too busy cozying up in your virtual bed all day long. But don’t worry, we’ll wake you up for some epic virtual snowball fights and hot cocoa parties. Join now for the ultimate hibernation experience!

Battlefield Drag Minecraft SMP

#youtube, battlefield, challenge, commentary, DRAG, Entertainment, Fail, funny, humor, IMPOSSIBLE, internet, meme, Minecraft, reaction, Ridiculous, ridiculous video, smp, social media, UNBELIEVABLE, Video, viral

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	9908
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	26
Gnome Villages Protected:	4	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	495
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	6701
Players Killed by Monsters:	9519	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you have to actually play the game like a normal person? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place for you!

Join us for insane battles where you can literally drag your enemies through the battlefield like a boss. Forget about swords and armor, all you need is a good grip and some serious upper body strength.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to legendary creatures like the elusive Ender Dragon with a mustache and the creeper that tells dad jokes. Trust us, you won’t find this kind of entertainment anywhere else.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare for the most ridiculous and hilarious gaming experience of your life. Just be sure to stretch those arm muscles before you log on!

AngryCraft SMP

aggravation, AngryCraft, annoyance, Enraging, exasperation, Frustration, fuming, incensed, infuriating, irksome, irritable, Irritation, livid, mad, maddening, Peeved, provoking, RAGE, smp, Upset, vexation, wrathful

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	5696
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11	Ether Blades Crafted:	10
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6	Magic Wands Crafted:	14
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	7635	Elemental Crystals Collected:	70
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7

Are you tired of getting griefed by random players on other servers? Well, on our Minecraft SMP, we have a strict “no griefing” policy because our admin is actually a wizard who will turn griefers into chickens with a flick of his wand. Plus, we have a secret underground bunker filled with unlimited diamonds and enchanted gear for all players to use. So come join us and let out all your anger by slaying dragons and building giant statues of yourself in our world!

CraftyCompliments

acknowledgment, affirmation, appreciation, comfort, compassion, CraftyCompliments, Empathy, encouragement, kind words, love, Positive reinforcement, praise, Reassurance, recognition, Said., Someone, Support, Understanding, Uplifting, validation, wish

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	8211
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Alien Abductions:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	4
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	421	Battle Standards Raised:	5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Phantom Rings Equipped:	15	Divine Relics Bestowed:	13

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us for the most epic adventure of your virtual life, where you’ll ride pigs into battle against hordes of evil chickens, build a castle out of rainbow blocks, and even have the chance to tame a dragon and ride it into the sunset. Don’t miss out on the craziest, most absurdly fun Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Join now and prepare for a wild ride like no other!

HamasCraft Minecraft Server

BBC, BIAS, Censorship, Conflict, controversy, criticism, Director, documentary, film, freedom of speech, Hamas, HamasCraft, Journalism, Media, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, News, Nova massacre, Political, Propaganda, Reporting, Server, terrorists

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	2294
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	5	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	Holy Grails Found:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Magic Items Found:	4321
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	33
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3

so, liek, u wanna join dis epic minecraft server dat iz so lit, u’ll be blown away lik a creeper explosion? well, lemme tell u sumthin, dis server iz so wild, it makes herobrine look like a cuddly kitten.

u wanna kno why u should join dis server? well, lemme tell u a story. once upon a time, there waz a player who joined dis server and found a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and even a dragon egg. but dat ain’t all, cuz when he tried to mine for more diamonds, he stumbled upon a secret underground city full of villagers who could talk and trade with him. it waz like a whole new world, man.

and dat ain’t even da craziest part. rumor haz it dat if u find da legendary golden apple hidden deep within da server, u will gain da power to fly and shoot fireballs from ur hands. it’s like being a real-life ender dragon, except u won’t get slain by sum noob with a diamond sword.

so, wat r u waiting for? join dis server now and experience da madness for urself. who knoz, maybe u’ll be da next player to uncover da server’s deepest secrets and become a legend in da minecraft world. oh, and did i mention dat we have free cake at spawn? yeah, dat’s right. free cake. so come on, join us and let’s make some epic memories together.

KremlinCraft: No Peace Zone

Conflict Resolution, Diplomacy, diplomatic deadlock, diplomatic efforts., diplomatic solutions, foreign policy, global affairs, Government, international conflict, international relations, Kremlin, Kremlin statement, KremlinCraft, Négotiation, Peace, peace negotiations, peace talks, Politics, russia, Russia’s stance, world news, Zone

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	3357
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	99	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	17
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	30	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6
Cosmic Pies Baked:	8	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	47
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Shattered Realms Restored:	1

so, like, u know how russia is all like, “we don’t wanna be peaceful, we wanna be all tough and stuff”? well, on this server, u can be just like russia! join us and never have to worry about being forced into peace again! build your own kremlin and rule with an iron fist, just like putin (but without all the political drama, lol).

we have crazy events like “the great potato war” where u gotta fight off hordes of angry potatoes trying to take over your land. and don’t even get me started on the “zombie bear apocalypse” that happens every full moon. it’s like a mix of minecraft and a cheesy action movie, but way more fun.

plus, our community is super chill and always down for a good laugh. we have a secret underground society of llamas who are plotting to take over the server, but shh, don’t tell anyone. join us and be a part of the madness, because who needs peace when u can have chaos and fun instead?

Ad Blocker’s Paradise

ad effectiveness, ad fatigue, ad targeting, advertising, Blockers, brand awareness, brand loyalty., companies, consumer behavior, consumer engagement, consumer preferences, consumer psychology, consumer trust., Customer retention, Digital Marketing, market research, marketing tactics, online advertising, Paradise, product promotion, purchasing decisions, unskippable ads

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	3783
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	36
Demon Skulls Collected:	44	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Endless Night Skies:	5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	7

LOL THIS SERVER IS LIKE A WILD RIDE ON A MINECRAFT ROLLER COASTER! JOIN US IF YOU WANNA FIGHT OFF ZOMBIES WITH A CARROT OR RIDE A LLAMA INTO BATTLE! OUR PLAYERS ARE SO EPIC, THEY ONCE BUILT A CASTLE MADE ENTIRELY OF DIAMOND BLOCKS JUST FOR FUN! PLUS, WE HAVE A SECRET UNDERGROUND BASE FILLED WITH TREASURE AND CREEPERS WEARING TOP HATS! YOU’LL LAUGH, YOU’LL CRY, YOU’LL WONDER WHY YOU DIDN’T JOIN SOONER! JOIN NOW OR MISS OUT ON THE CRAZIEST MINECRAFT ADVENTURE OF YOUR LIFE!

Origins of Plants & Paws

45 million years, challenging theories, distinct landmasses, Evolution, geographic origins, insects, interconnected, interconnected origins, landmasses, long-held theories, Mammals, new study, Origins, Paws, Plants, separate evolution, study

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	7908
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Astral Projections Made:	4
Epic Weapons Forged:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	9
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8

so liek, this server is liek the wildest ride in minecraft history, u wont believe the craziness that goes down here. we got plants, insects, and mammals all chillin together like one big happy family. who knew they were all bffs for over 45 million years, defying all the science stuff we thought we knew.

join this server if u wanna see a tree and a bug have a dance party, or a lion and a butterfly play tag. it’s like a nature documentary on steroids, but in minecraft form. u won’t find this kind of wackiness anywhere else, so come on and join the fun!