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Players: | 105/200 | Votes: | 910 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Crystal Caves Mapped: | 5 | Dimension Hops: | 15 |
New Chunks Explored: | 945083 | Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 4 |
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 2 | Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 32 |
Legendary Scepters Created: | 6 | Astral Projections Made: | 3 |
Magical Familiars Summoned: | 3 | Crystal Wands Charged: | 17 |
Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 2 | Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 9 |
Demonic Pacts Formed: | 0 | Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 7 |
Once upon a time, a stroke-faking bitch stumbled upon our server and was immediately greeted by a group of dancing llamas wearing top hats. They led her to a secret underground disco party where she danced the night away with a creeper DJ spinning sick beats. And that’s just a regular Tuesday on our server!
But wait, there’s more! We have a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds guarded by a pack of friendly wolves who will only let you pass if you can tell them a good joke. And don’t even get me started on our annual llama racing competition where the winner gets a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples.
So come join us on our stroke-faking bitch-friendly server and experience a Minecraft adventure like no other. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a llama conga line with Steve and Alex themselves!