depressed guy – New Minecraft Servers (April 2025)

Zeldorks: Not your kids’ Minecraft server
action, Adults, Adventure, Challenging, Epic, Exploration, FANTASY, Gaming, Good, Hero, Kids, legend, Magic, Mature, Minecraft, Mythical, Nintendo, RPG, Server, Story-Driven, sword, video game, Zelda, Zeldorks
Welcome to our Minecraft server that is like Zelda, but good and for adults! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:
- Instead of fighting boring old monsters, you’ll be battling giant chickens that shoot lasers out of their eyes!
- Our dungeons are filled with treasure chests that contain not gold, but pizza slices and energy drinks to keep you going!
- Forget about saving princesses, here you’ll be rescuing unicorn llamas who have been kidnapped by evil gummy bears!
- And the best part? Our boss battles are epic showdowns with dancing skeletons who challenge you to a breakdance battle!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server and experience a Zelda adventure like never before!
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Crafty Ukrainians: Police vs Military LOLz
Accountability, AFU fighters, Civil unrest, Conflict, Corruption, Crafty, Ethics, Government, HUMAN RIGHTS, investigation, Justice, law enforcement, lolz, media coverage, Military, Police, Shooting, society, Ukraine, Ukrainian military, ukrainians, violence
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where chaos reigns supreme and anything goes! 🤪
Looking for a server where AFU fighters shoot Ukrainian policemen for fun? Look no further, because on our server, it’s all fair game! 😂
Join us for epic battles, crazy adventures, and a community that thrives on absolute madness. Who’s in the wrong here? Who cares! Let’s just have a blast and enjoy the chaos together. 🎉
Click here to watch a sneak peek of the insanity that awaits you on our server. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on all the wackiness! 😉

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CraftyTale – Where Minecraft meets Undertale/Deltarune!
angry video game nerd, books, booru, CHAPTERS, comicbins, CraftyTale, Deltarune, extra content, fangamebins, image collections, legends of localization, meets, merch, Minecraft, plush edition, progress, Recommendations, Screenshots, spoilers, text dumps, Thread Template, Undertale, UndertaleDeltarune, writebins
Welcome to our Plush Edition Minecraft server! Are you tired of boring old servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because we’ve got the craziest, most outrageous server in town!
Join us for a wild ride through the land of Minecraft where you’ll encounter DELTARUNE CHAPTER 2 madness! Forget about building boring old houses, on our server, you’ll be battling monsters and exploring mysterious lands inspired by your favorite games.
But wait, there’s more! We’ve got merch that will blow your mind! Get your hands on exclusive Undertale and DELTARUNE goodies that will make all your friends jealous.
And if that’s not enough to convince you, we’ve got a secret underground booru that’s so cool, even the Ender Dragon is jealous. Help us tag images and be a part of something truly epic.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience Minecraft like never before! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

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Shy Pooper’s Minecraft Realm: Where you can poop in peace!
anxiety, awkward, awkward situation, bathroom, discomfort, EMBARRASSMENT, fear, holding in, holding it, Minecraft, Nervous, Peace, Poop, Poopers, Private, public restroom, Realm, Relief, self-conscious, shame, Shy.., social anxiety, TOILET, UNCOMFORTABLE
Welcome to our Minecraft server! Are you tired of being too shy to poop in public restrooms? Well, fear no more because on our server, you can poop wherever and whenever you want!
Join us for a wild adventure where you can build your own luxury bathroom complete with golden toilets and diamond bidets. Explore our vast world filled with enchanted toilet paper and magical plungers.
But that’s not all! Join our server and you’ll have the chance to battle the dreaded Diarrhea Dragon and collect its legendary toilet paper loot.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let your poop dreams come true!

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CraftyCreeperz: ‘>be me’ Minecraft Madness
20 mins, 200° Celsius, Air fry, asian, batter, Be me, bread crumbs, CraftyCreeperz, eggs, frog legs, gtbe, home, madness, Minecraft, not bad, Romanian, sea food section, Serve, shrimp flavour sauce, shrimp flavoured instant noodles, super market, sweet chilly sauce, taiwan, Taiwanese frog hunter
Are you ready for a Minecraft adventure like no other? Join our server and embark on a journey that will leave you ribbiting with excitement!
>be me >Romanian >go to the super market >check the sea food section >see frog legs >it says that they be from taiwan >always wanted to try so i buy them >get a asian sweet chilly sauce too >back home >beat the eggs for batter >reminds that i Don t have bread crumbs >decide to crush some shrimp flavoured instant noodles and use them instead of bread crumbs >mix the Little bag of shrimp flavour sauce into the eggs too >Air fry the legs at 200° Celsius for 20 mins >serve them with the sweet chilly sauce >not badthanks taiwanese frog hunter.
Join our server for a taste of the unexpected! Who knows what crazy concoctions you’ll come up with in our virtual world? Build, explore, and feast on frog legs from Taiwan like never before! Don’t miss out on the fun – hop on over to our server today!

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MooCraft: Where we debate the real questions like ‘Is milk good for you?’
agriculture, animal welfare, calcium, dairy, dairy consumption, dairy farming, dairy industry, dairy products, debate, dietary guidelines, environmental impact, Food Industry, Good, government regulations, health, lactose intolerance, milk, milk alternatives, moocraft, nutrition, political implications, public health, questions, real, VITAMINS
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive cows, lava surfing, and secret milk societies!
Forget about building boring old houses, on our server you can construct milk fortresses and cheese castles! And don’t even get us started on the political implications of milk – it’s a whole new world out there!
Join us now for a chance to become the ruler of the milk kingdom and lead your fellow players to victory! Who knew that milk could be so epic?!

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KratomCraft: Where mining meets herbal remedies! LOL
Alternative Medicine, Boredom, Chill, feelings, health supplement, Herbal, herbal remedy, herbal supplement, holistic wellness, Kratom, KratomCraft, lol, meets, mind-altering substance, Mining, mood booster, mood enhancer, natural medicine, Plant-Based, Purchase, recreational drug, Relaxation, relaxation aid, remedies, stress relief
Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server, where the only way to survive is by harnessing the power of kratom! That’s right, forget about mining for diamonds or building epic structures, on our server, it’s all about that sweet, sweet kratom!
Join us and experience the ULTIMATE high as you explore our world filled with kratom trees and kratom potions. Who needs armor when you have the calming effects of kratom on your side?
But beware, not everyone can handle the power of kratom. Rumor has it that the legendary Kratom King roams the land, challenging players to kratom duels for ultimate supremacy.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server and see if you have what it takes to become the Kratom King!

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Crafty Magical Girls: Ojamajo Doremi
Aiko, anger, Anime, argumentative but caring, Character development, character growth, Crafty, Doremi, emotional depth, family dynamics, family love, father daughter relationship, father figure, Girls, impressive writing, Kouji, love, MAGICAL, Magical Girls, Ojamajo, ojamajo doremi, relatable characters, series analysis, strong emotions
Welcome to the most EPIC Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Join now for a wild ride filled with INSANE adventures and CRAZY shenanigans!
One of the most impressive things about our server is the way our NPCs are written. Take Aiko’s father, Kouji, for example. He may seem angry and always ready to argue, but it’s all because he loves his family so much! And that’s just the tip of the iceberg when it comes to the WACKY characters you’ll meet on our server!
So what are you waiting for? Join us now and embark on a journey that will leave you laughing, crying, and questioning your sanity! Trust us, you won’t find a Minecraft server like this anywhere else!

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JewCraft: Where Hungarian Jews Rule Brazil & Build Awesome Stuff
achievement, Awesome, Brazil, Brazilian Jews, BUILD, Community, culture, diaspora, ethnicity, History, Hungarian, Hungarian Jews, immigration, Impact, influence, Jewcraft, Jews, leadership, Legacy, power, Prominence, Religion, rule, society, Stuff, success, wealth
Welcome to our insane Minecraft server where Hungarian Jews reign supreme in Brazil! Join us for a wild ride filled with unbelievable adventures and mind-blowing challenges.
Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – Hungarian Jews have magical powers in this world. They can summon diamond blocks with a snap of their fingers and ride on rainbow-colored llamas through the skies.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary dancing creepers who break out into a synchronized dance routine every time a player defeats the Ender Dragon. It’s a sight to behold, let me tell you.
So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and experience the craziest and most outrageous Minecraft adventures you’ll ever have. Who knows, you might even become best friends with a Hungarian Jew who will teach you the ways of ultimate power in Brazil.

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Minecraft Mayhem: Bridget’s Blocky Adventures
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Welcome to the most EPIC Minecraft server you will ever play on! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story about Bridget.
Legend has it that Bridget was a fearless warrior who roamed the lands of Minecraft, slaying dragons and building the most magnificent castles you’ve ever seen. She was known for her incredible PvP skills and her ability to mine diamonds with just a single punch. Some say she could even fly without wings!
Now, you may be thinking, “But how does this relate to the server?” Well, let me tell you. When you join our server, you will be transported to a world where you can channel your inner Bridget. You will have the power to SLAY dragons, build the most EPIC castles, and maybe even learn to fly without wings (okay, maybe not that last part).
So, what are you waiting for? Join our server and embark on a journey that will make you feel like a true Minecraft legend. Bridget awaits your arrival, brave warrior!

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