🔥deprecated PHP Minecraft Servers

4chan – Best Code In The World, Or Just Nostalgia? Minecraft SMP

4chan, 4chan design, Angular, Code, cost effective, deprecated PHP, design, dev team, Minecraft, neckbeard, Nostalgia, optimized for phones, regressive, Safe, safe haven, smp, source code, spaghetti sites, Tech, tiktok, world, Zoomer

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Looking for a Minecraft SMP where everyone worships 4chan like it’s the holy grail of the internet? Look no further, because our server is dedicated to all things 4chan, its code, and its design!

Join us in this safe haven where we embrace the glory of 4chan’s outdated but beloved ways. Who needs modern technology when you have the nostalgic charm of 4chan’s untouched source code from two decades ago?

Forget about fancy websites optimized for phones and built with the latest tech trends. We’re all about that retro vibe and keeping it real with our barely functioning spaghetti sites.

So if you’re tired of the same old Minecraft SMPs and want to experience the wild world of 4chan worship, join us and be part of something truly unique. Plus, who wouldn’t want to be part of a community that values regressive neckbeard users and generates millions of dollars without breaking a sweat?

Don’t miss out on the opportunity to be part of something truly special. Pic rel is how our server should look – join us now and embrace the chaos!

Crafty Cluckers: The Chicken Apocalypse

Apocalypse, beauty standards, Beyoncé, Bleaching, Celebrity, chicken, Cluckers, controversy, Crafty, cultural appropriation, empowerment, feminism, Girl Power, Identity, influencer, media scrutiny, Music (Industry), pandemic, pop culture, public figure, Race, racism, skin color, social media

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where Beyoncé isn’t worshipped like the queen she is? Look no further, because on our server, Beyoncé is our girl and we bow down to her fabulousness every day! Join us for epic Beyoncé dance parties, where we build pixelated shrines in her honor and blast her music through the virtual world. Who needs diamonds when you have Queen Bey ruling over your Minecraft kingdom? So come on over and join the Beyhive on our server – because if Beyoncé approves, you know it’s gonna be fierce!

PandoraShield Minecraft server

Adventure, blocks, Blocks and Adventure, BUILD, creative freedom, diamond-based economy, Economy, Explore, Freedom of Action, HACKING, Minecraft, minecraft server, PandoraCraftGuard, PandoraShield, PandoraShield Protection, PCG, Protection, Server, Trade, Vanilla Experience, virtual wealth

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? Vanilla Experience: Discover the exciting world of Minecraft with vanilla gameplay, enhanced with enhancements to enhance your experience and streamline your gameplay, while fully immersing yourself in a world of blocks and adventure.

? PandoraShield Protection: We keep you and your world safe with our powerful protection system, PandoraCraftGuard (PCG). This provides reliable protection against hacking and unwanted actions of other players, allowing you to enjoy the game in a relaxed environment.

? Diamond Based Economy: On the server we have a unique diamond based economic system. This gives you the opportunity to trade, create and build your own virtual wealth, opening up new opportunities and resources for your development.

? Freedom of Action: With PandoraShield you have complete creative freedom. Endless opportunities await you to build, explore, and bring your wildest ideas to life.

mc.pandoracraft.pro

Scar SMP

1.12.2, 2b2t, Anarchy, Anarchyserver, Anarchysurvival, crash, DDOS, Development, Discord, Duping, Flight, GRIEFED.., Lag Machines, Paper, rules, Server, Suggestions, Survival, Survivalpvp, tweaking, Vanilla

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SCAR SMP

Welcome to the page for the Scar SMP, a true anarchy survival server based on the 1.12.2 version.

Our server runs on Paper, we are a brand new server (Although spawn is already griefed heavily)

Our only rules:

Dont make lag machines.

Dont DDoS/Crash the server

Duping is allowed

Flight is enabled

We heavily base our antics on the popular, and oldest anarchy server, 2b2t. Though we beg not to be compared, we are different.

WE ARE STILL IN HEAVY DEVELOPMENT AND TWEAKING!!If you have any suggestions, please do join our discord server!

discord.gg/PAQTrHbKS4

trueanarchy.duckdns.org:25572

PoopCraft: Where Every Block is a Treasure

Bliss, BLOCK, BROWN, Brown Man, brown man’s heaven, Celestial, Divine, Dreamland, Ethereal, Haven, Heaven, ideal, idyllic, man, nirvana, Oasis, Paradise, Peaceful, PoopCraft, Sanctuary, Serene, Treasure, utopia

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Welcome to Brown Man’s Heaven, the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. We have a secret underground village where all the villagers wear sunglasses and ride pigs like they’re in a rodeo. It’s a sight you won’t want to miss!

2. Our PvP arena is actually a giant hot dog made out of lava and obsidian. The winner gets to eat the hot dog, but be warned – it’s spicy!

3. Our admin, Bigfoot, is known for randomly turning players into chickens for his own amusement. Don’t worry, you’ll turn back eventually… we think.

4. We have a haunted mansion where the ghosts are actually friendly and will help you mine diamonds. Just be sure to bring them some ghostly snacks!

5. Our server mascot is a rainbow-colored llama named Larry who can fly and shoot lasers from his eyes. He’s the ultimate protector against griefers and trolls.

So what are you waiting for? Join Brown Man’s Heaven today and prepare for the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

CraftyHell – Where Helldivers and Minecraft collide in chaos!

3rd person shooter, alien threats, Chaos, co-op, collide, contested planets, CraftyHell, elite fighting force, equipment reference, galactic campaign, General guide, Helldivers, interstellar struggle, Minecraft, objective-based missions, procedurally generated, PS5, PvE, squad-based, Steam, Super-Earth, team composition, twin-stick shooter, war status, Wiki

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Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Join us on a wild adventure where you and your squad of elite Helldivers battle to liberate the galaxy from alien threats. Picture this: you’re a badass Helldiver fighting on contested planets, completing insane missions in a procedurally generated world. Each successful mission brings us one step closer to total victory in our galactic campaign that may or may not work (we’re still figuring it out, okay?).

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so lit that even the aliens are jealous. We’ve got top-notch gear, crazy loadouts, and the most epic team compositions you’ve ever seen. And don’t even get us started on the latest patch – it’s so fire, your mind will be blown.

So why join our Minecraft server, you ask? Because where else can you battle aliens, liberate planets, and have a blast with your squad all in one place? Plus, rumor has it that if you join now, you’ll unlock a secret level where you can ride a space llama into battle. Trust us, it’s totally legit. So what are you waiting for? Come join the madness and let’s conquer the galaxy together!

Welcome to MozzarellaCraft – the cheesiest server in the universe! No crackers allowed.

Allowed, application, Cheats, Cheesiest, Community, crackers, dedicated server, Discord, Dynmap, Economy, Grief Protection, Lag, Moderators, MozzarellaCraft, multiplayer, Playerbase, Plugins, Server, smooth experience, smp, Staff, Survival, Universe, Whitelist, whitelisting process

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LunarCraft Season 2

HermitCraft-like, community oriented, SMP server

Server Overview:

Features	Description
Player Oriented Economy	Focus on player interactions and trades
Anti-Grief Protection	Measures in place to prevent griefing
Anti-Cheats	Prevents cheating and unfair advantages
Small, Tight-knit Playerbase	Community focused with active players
Responsive Staff Team	Experienced moderators ready to assist
Welcoming Community	Friendly atmosphere for all players
Dynmap	Interactive map for easy navigation
Started	4/20/2024

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions:

Q: How can I join LunarCraft? A: To join LunarCraft, you need to be whitelisted. Fill out a short application on our Discord server: https://discord.gg/QuNMwu6D

Q: Is the server active? A: Yes, the server is up 24/7 and run on a dedicated server for lag-free gameplay.

Q: What is the minimum age requirement? A: Players must be above 16 years of age and show maturity.

Q: Can I suggest improvements for the server? A: Yes, feel free to reach out to “mutson” on Discord with any suggestions.

Ramshackle VS Hypixel

2013, Adventure, BUILD, Community, Economy, Explore, friendship, Fun, Minecraft, nostalgic, PvE, Ranks, Relaxing, Retro, Rewards, Server, Social, spontaneous, Survival, Towny, unlockables, Vanilla

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Hypixel	Ramshackle
Pros	Pros
Massive player base Multiple game modes Regular updates and events Professional server management	Small and friendly community Rewards for ranking up Relaxing gameplay Semi-vanilla experience
Cons	Cons
Can be overwhelming for new players Can be laggy during peak times Some games may have long queue times	Smaller player base Limited game modes and events Potential for less frequent updates

FAQ

What makes Hypixel stand out?

Hypixel is known for its massive player base, multiple game modes, and regular updates and events. It offers a professional server management experience.

Why choose Ramshackle over Hypixel?

Ramshackle offers a small and friendly community, rewards for ranking up, relaxing gameplay, and a semi-vanilla experience. It provides a more laid-back and nostalgic feel reminiscent of older Minecraft servers.

Crafty McLaughington’s LOLz Server

attractiveness, BETRAYAL, Cheating, controversial, Crafty, Demands, double standards, gossip, home wrecker, hook up, hot, Infidelity, lolz, Lust, McLaughingtons, morality, people, relationships, scandal, scandalous, seduction, Server, temptation, whore

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can join a community of players who are all secretly obsessed with a self-admitted home-wrecker whore! She may sleep 16 hours a day, but hey, who needs a stable relationship when you can have drama and chaos instead?

Join our server for the chance to win the heart of this demanding diva, who will keep you on your toes with her wild antics and outrageous demands. Who needs a boring, normal relationship when you can have a rollercoaster ride of emotions with our resident drama queen?

So come on, join our server and see if you have what it takes to keep up with this hot mess of a woman. Who knows, you might just find yourself in the middle of a scandalous love triangle that will make all your friends jealous!

Blocky Banter: Where Creepers are the only ones blowing up your inbox! #MinecraftMadness

advantages, Applications, banter, better suited, blocky, blowing, Circumstances, comparison, comparisons, Concrete, CREEPERS, Differences, disadvantages, Examples, Inbox, INSTANCES, long trail tags, MinecraftMadness, practical, Real World, Scenarios, Situations, Specific, tags, use cases

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is like no other!

Join us for a wild ride where you can ride on flying pigs, battle evil llamas, and even have dance parties with creepers! Our server is so crazy that even the Ender Dragon is scared to come near us.

But wait, there’s more! We have secret treasure hunts, where you can find diamonds the size of your head and golden apples that make you invincible. And if you’re feeling brave, you can take on our custom boss mobs like the dreaded Chickenzilla or the terrifying Sheepnado.

So why settle for a boring old Minecraft server when you can join us for the adventure of a lifetime? Come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

chicken smp

Active players, Balanced Economy, chicken, Cracked, Custom Items, Custom Mobs, Daily, Jobs, No Premium, Premium, smp, Staff, Towny

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Active players/Staff daily

135.181.112.253:25560

Players:	106/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3	Void Armor Forged:	27
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	7
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11
Enchantments Applied:	237	Cursed Villages Purged:	1

Players:	109/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Animals Bred:	68
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8

Players:	90/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Astral Projections Made:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	38	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1

Players:	99/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Immortal Potions Brewed:	15
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Ores Mined:	5627	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
New Chunks Explored:	664206	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1

Players:	109/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	474	Mysterious Portals Opened:	14
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	7
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Orbs of Power Found:	3
Mythical Swords Crafted:	46	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	10
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	7

Players:	95/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Holy Grails Found:	1
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	13	Mythical Swords Crafted:	90
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Gods Slained:	0
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0

Players:	91/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	10
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	20
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6

Players:	98/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	954	Epic Weapons Forged:	7
Immortal Anvils Forged:	11	Animals Bred:	173
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	41

Players:	103/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	17	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	38
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Gods Slained:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	8	Magical Moments Shared:	15
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	37

Players:	107/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	11	Animals Bred:	154
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	16	Astral Orbs Gathered:	8
Crops Grown:	3700	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	9	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Magic Items Found:	5795	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1

Players:	92/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Animals Bred:	187	Players Killed by Monsters:	9187
Magic Crystals Found:	23	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Secret Passages Found:	4	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Dragons Tamed:	3
Chimeras Created:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	20

Exclusive deprecated PHP Minecraft Servers

LunarCraft Season 2

Server Overview:

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions:

FAQ

What makes Hypixel stand out?

Why choose Ramshackle over Hypixel?