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4chan – Best Code In The World, Or Just Nostalgia? Minecraft SMP

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Looking for a Minecraft SMP where everyone worships 4chan like it’s the holy grail of the internet? Look no further, because our server is dedicated to all things 4chan, its code, and its design!
Join us in this safe haven where we embrace the glory of 4chan’s outdated but beloved ways. Who needs modern technology when you have the nostalgic charm of 4chan’s untouched source code from two decades ago?

Forget about fancy websites optimized for phones and built with the latest tech trends. We’re all about that retro vibe and keeping it real with our barely functioning spaghetti sites.

So if you’re tired of the same old Minecraft SMPs and want to experience the wild world of 4chan worship, join us and be part of something truly unique. Plus, who wouldn’t want to be part of a community that values regressive neckbeard users and generates millions of dollars without breaking a sweat?

Don’t miss out on the opportunity to be part of something truly special. Pic rel is how our server should look – join us now and embrace the chaos!

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TokidokiAlya Minecraft SMP

Anime, comedy, Cultural differences, cute imouto, Dereru, family drama, FANTASY, forbidden love, humor, Jealousy, Manga, Minecraft, Otaku, romance, Russia-go, Russian whore, sibling rivalry, sister complex, slice of life, smp, Tokidoki Bosotto, TokidokiAlya, Tonari no Alya-san

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Look no further, because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world of Minecraft!
Join us for a chance to battle against a horde of evil chickens led by a deranged cow named Bessie. Rumor has it, if you defeat Bessie, you’ll be rewarded with a diamond-encrusted udder!

But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Potato King, who rules over a kingdom of sentient potatoes. Will you be able to curry favor with the Potato King and earn his spud-tastic blessings?

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a secret underground disco party hosted by a group of mischievous creepers. Dance the night away with your blocky buddies and watch out for exploding dance moves!

So why settle for a run-of-the-mill Minecraft server when you can join us for a truly outrageous and hilarious adventure? Come on, what are you waiting for? Your imouto is counting on you to join the fun!

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SnoozeCamCraft

aita, anger, Boundaries, Communication, EMBARRASSMENT, family, Humiliation, husband, invasion of privacy, overreacting, personal space, posting photos, privacy, Respect, Sleeping, SnoozeCamCraft, social media, Trust, Ugly Pics, Upset

Welcome to our Minecraft server where we promise not to take embarrassing pics of you while you sleep! Unlike some people’s husbands, we respect your privacy and won’t share any pics of you wearing a crazy head/eye massager (unless you want us to, of course).
Join our server and escape the real world where you can sleep peacefully without worrying about waking up to a family thread full of embarrassing photos. Our community is full of supportive players who understand the importance of privacy and won’t judge you for your bedtime accessories.

So come join us and leave the real world behind, where you can build, explore, and relax without the fear of becoming a meme in your own household. Trust us, you won’t regret it! Plus, we have a strict “no embarrassing pics allowed” policy, so you can sleep soundly knowing your virtual privacy is safe with us.

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NutsCraft Minecraft Server

Condemnation, Conflict, controversy, diplomatic crisis, enter Israel, Erdogan, foreign policy, international relations, Israeli, jerusalem, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, NutsCraft, Politics, provocation, response, rhetoric, Server, Statement, Tensions, threat, Turkish president, world leaders

so, like, this server is like totally bonkers, man. we got crazy builds and insane redstone contraptions that will blow your mind. like, seriously, this guy is totally nuts for building all this stuff.
we got world leaders and even Erdogan himself trying to get in on the action, but sorry dude, you gotta join the server like everyone else. we even got Israeli leaders condemning Erdogan’s threats to enter our server, like chill out bro, just hit that join button.

if you wanna be part of this wild ride, come join us and experience the madness for yourself. trust me, you won’t regret it. just watch out for creepers, they’re the real threat here.

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DegreeCraftAU

academic standards, accusations, Australian universities, DegreeCraftAU, Degrees, education system, English Proficiency, higher education, international students, language assessment, language barriers, language competency, language education, language fluency, language proficiency, language proficiency levels, language proficiency test, language requirements, language skills, language support, Students

so, like, you wanna join a minecraft server that is like, totally off the rails, mate? well, let me tell ya, this server is so insane, it makes australian universities look like they’re awarding degrees to students who can’t even spell their own names!
we’ve got crazy builds that will make your head spin faster than a kangaroo on a trampoline. and the players? oh man, they’re like a bunch of koalas on a sugar rush, always up to some shenanigans that will have you laughing so hard, you’ll forget how to speak proper english yourself!

join us if you dare, but be warned, once you step foot in our world, there’s no turning back. you’ll be hooked faster than you can say “g’day, mate!” so come on, grab your pickaxe and let’s get this party started!

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RubbedTheWrongWayCraft

awkward, awkward situations, Body language, Boundaries, Communication, discomfort, Etiquette, Manners, opposite, personal space, physical contact, relationships, right way, RubbedTheWrongWayCraft, Rubbing, social cues, social interactions, social norms, UNCOMFORTABLE, uncomfortable feeling, wrong way

so, like, imagine this, right? you’re just minding your own business in this minecraft server, building your little dirt hut and mining for diamonds, when all of a sudden, someone comes up to you and starts rubbing you the ‘right’ way. like, what even is that? who rubs someone the ‘right’ way in a minecraft server?
but hey, that’s just the kind of crazy shenanigans you can expect on this server. we’ve got players who will do anything to make you laugh, even if it means rubbing you in weird ways. but don’t worry, it’s all in good fun!

oh, and did i mention the flying pigs? yeah, that’s right. we’ve got flying pigs soaring through the skies, dropping diamonds and emeralds for you to collect. it’s like a magical bacon-filled treasure hunt!

so if you’re looking for a minecraft server that’s full of laughs, flying pigs, and questionable rubbing techniques, then you’ve come to the right place. come join us and see what kind of crazy adventures await you!

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Gamercraft

Cross-Play, Survival

Welcome to Gamercraft, where your adventure awaits in a balanced and exciting survival experience! Join our friendly community and embark on a journey through a world of limitless possibilities.

Survival Mode: Experience Minecraft’s survival mode at its best! Gather resources, build epic structures, and survive the challenges of the wild.

Land Claim: Protect your creations with our intuitive land claim system. Claim and secure your property to prevent griefing and ensure your hard work is safe!

Vein Miner: Efficiency meets adventure with the Vein Miner plugin. Mine entire ore veins with ease and speed up your resource gathering, making your gameplay smoother and more enjoyable.

Active Community: Join a welcoming and active community of players who are passionate about survival. Share tips, trade, and collaborate on exciting projects!

Friendly Staff: Our dedicated staff team is here to assist you and ensure a fair and fun environment for all players. If you need help, just ask!

Ready to start your survival journey? Connect with us and dive into a world where your Minecraft adventure comes to life!

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LibertySMP, where only the best builders survive – inspired by Hermitcraft, no cheats allowed!

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Liberty Vanilla Minecraft Server Overview:

Server Type	Vanilla
Opening Date	2 days from now, Wednesday at 7:00 Pacific
Plugins	Pictures on maps, mob/player head, co inspect
Server IP	147.135.105.201:25605

FAQ:

Question	Answer
How do I join the server?	Message the owner to be invited and interviewed
Is the server strictly vanilla?	Yes, with minimal non-intrusive plugins
What time does the server open?	7:00 Pacific on Wednesday
Can I bring my friends to the server?	You can ask the owner for permission

Kamala’s Crafty Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is super duper! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:
1. Our server is run by a group of highly trained llamas who have mastered the art of Minecraft. They will guide you through your adventures and provide hilarious commentary along the way.

2. We have a secret underground dungeon filled with treasure, but beware – it’s guarded by a pack of evil chickens who are armed with diamond swords. Can you defeat them and claim the loot?

3. Our server has a unique feature where every time you mine a block, a random meme will pop up on your screen. It’s like a surprise every time you break a block!

4. Want to ride a flying pig? Well, on our server, you can! We have a special pig racing track where you can saddle up and race against other players for epic prizes.

So what are you waiting for? Join our super duper server today and experience Minecraft like never before!

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VT’s Blocky Banter Minecraft SMP

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Oh, let me tell you about Vulpixsi! This Minecraft SMP is like no other, filled with chaos, laughter, and a whole lot of shenanigans. Why should you join? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground society of talking chickens who are plotting to take over the server. And don’t even get me started on the llama races we host every Sunday – it’s a sight to behold.
But that’s not all! Our community is full of quirky characters, from a wizard who can turn dirt into diamonds to a ninja sheep who steals all the carrots. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary pink sheep that grants wishes (or just steals your diamonds, either way).

So, if you’re looking for a wild ride filled with absurdity and endless entertainment, come join us at Vulpixsi. Just be prepared for the unexpected – because on this server, anything can happen.

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Minecraft Mingle: Mob Love Island

animal breeding, breedable mobs, game design, Game Mechanics, Gaming, Gender Identity, gender in games, Gender Roles, genetic diversity, Hermaphrodite, ISLAND, love, Minecraft, minecraft children, Minecraft Gameplay, minecraft mobs, Minecraft species, mingle, Mob, mob breeding, reproductive system, video games, virtual breeding, virtual world

LOL join this server if u wanna see some CRAZY mob lovin’ action! we got pigs makin’ babies with chickens, cows gettin’ freaky with sheep, it’s a whole MOB ORGY up in here! come witness the miracle of Minecraft hermaphrodite mobs and join the wildest server in town! who needs regular old breeding mechanics when u can have this kind of chaos?! come on in, the mob lovin’ is fine!

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