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  • Crafty Pasta – Minecraft Server

    Crafty Pasta – Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join us, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story about our server.

    Once upon a time, a group of derpy villagers decided to start a Minecraft server like no other. They built a giant statue of a chicken with laser eyes that shoots rainbow beams at unsuspecting players. But that’s not all – they also created a secret underground disco club where creepers are the DJs and skeletons breakdance like there’s no tomorrow.

    If you join our server, you’ll have the chance to ride on the back of a flying pig while battling evil llamas with diamond swords. You can also participate in our weekly “Build-a-Taco” competition where the winner gets a pet dragon that farts rainbows.

    So come on down to our server and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even become the next legendary hitman of edizione hitman!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • The Spacey Minecraft SMP Hotel

    The Spacey Minecraft SMP Hotel

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft SMPs? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our server inspired by Hazbin Hotel and Helluva Boss, where you can rehab demons and run your own assassin business in Hell!

    Picture this: you’re chilling in the fiery pits of Hell, trying to peacefully reduce overpopulation by rehabilitating demons. But wait, there’s more! You can also start your own small assassin business with your demon pals. Who knew Hell could be so fun?

    Join now for a chance to check out into Heaven while running a startup in Hell. It’s a Helluva good time, trust us. Plus, we have fanfic recordings, full episodes, and downloads for your viewing pleasure. Don’t miss out on the chaos and mayhem, join our outrageous Minecraft SMP today!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • SILlyMinecraftBabysitterNoMore

    SILlyMinecraftBabysitterNoMore

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of people ruining your child’s fun over a harmless color sorting game? Look no further, join our Minecraft server where we embrace all colors of the rainbow! No micro aggressions here, just good old-fashioned fun with rainbow people and colorful busses.

    Say goodbye to judgmental babysitters and hello to a community that values learning through games. Plus, our server is so entertaining that you won’t even need a babysitter – just let your child play and watch them thrive in a world of creativity and imagination.

    Join now for a chance to win a date night with your spouse, free of annoying lectures about children’s games. Who needs $25 an hour babysitters when you have a Minecraft server that’s both educational and hilarious? Trust us, you won’t regret it!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • BelieveItOrNotMC SMP

    BelieveItOrNotMC SMP

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our SMP is the craziest, most chaotic server out there!

    Join us if you want to be part of a server where the sheep have formed a rebellion against the players, the creepers have learned how to do the Macarena, and the villagers have started a secret underground dance club.

    But that’s not all! We also have a legendary tale of a player who accidentally turned their entire base into a giant cake, a group of chickens who have formed a mafia and demand tribute in seeds, and a secret society of llamas who control the server’s economy.

    So, if you want to be part of a server where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few laws of physics), join us now and become part of the most insane Minecraft community you’ll ever encounter!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • CritterCriticCraft

    CritterCriticCraft

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where animals just mind their own business? Well, on our server, the animals have had enough and they’re ready to speak up! Join us for a wild ride as cows, pigs, and chickens team up to take down the oppressive human players. Watch out, because the sheep have formed a rebellion and they’re not messing around! Join now for a chance to witness the epic showdown between man and beast. Who will come out on top? Only on our server will you find out!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP