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Players: | 93/700 | Votes: | 1486 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Gods Slained: | 0 | Epic Mounts Acquired: | 4 |
Meteorites Collected: | 3 | Crops Grown: | 9501 |
Epic Battles Fought: | 13 | Herobrine Sightings: | 10 |
Alien Abductions: | 5 | Haunted Mines Explored: | 2 |
Secret Passages Found: | 8 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 1 |
Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 4 | Infinity Stones Found: | 1 |
Lunar Scepters Activated: | 7 | Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 14 |
Join us now and start packing your virtual bags for a wild adventure where you can build, mine, and explore without any pesky border patrol agents ruining your fun. Plus, if you don’t want to be separated from your “madre” smelly beaners, this is the perfect place for you!
So come on over and join us for a hilarious and outrageous Minecraft experience that will have you laughing and building for hours on end. See you in the game, beaners! ;-P