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| Players: | 98/800 | Votes: | 373 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 10 | Star Shards Collected: | 119 |
| Secret Libraries Discovered: | 1 | Astral Mages Summoned: | 3 |
| Ancient Ruins Explored: | 1 | Cursed Taverns Survived: | 3 |
| Shattered Realms Restored: | 0 | Volcanoes Explored: | 2 |
| Spectral Entities Defeated: | 4 | Cozy Campfires Lit: | 11 |
| Divine Relics Bestowed: | 5 | Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 2 |
| Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 4 | Holy Grails Found: | 3 |
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