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Beaner’s Minecraft Server

beaners, border patrol, deportation, deportation consequences, deportation fears, deportation threats, deportation warning, donald trump, family separation, fentanyl, gang violence, Hispanic community, illegal immigrants, immigration, Mexican immigrants, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	7675
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	11
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	18
New Chunks Explored:	296338	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6

Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of living in fear of Donald Trump’s border patrol special forces unit coming to deport you and your beaner family? Well, fear not, because on our server, you can escape to a world where fentanyl and gang violence are a thing of the past!

Join us now and start packing your virtual bags for a wild adventure where you can build, mine, and explore without any pesky border patrol agents ruining your fun. Plus, if you don’t want to be separated from your “madre” smelly beaners, this is the perfect place for you!

So come on over and join us for a hilarious and outrageous Minecraft experience that will have you laughing and building for hours on end. See you in the game, beaners! ;-P

RespawnAndChill

acceptance, Closure, contemplation, death, Existential, Farewell, final words, Goodbye, introspection, last words, Legacy, Life, mortality, Peace, Reflection, RespawnAndChill

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	6315
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	18
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Epic Battles Fought:	8	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Dragons Tamed:	6	Meteorites Collected:	0
Phantom Knights Defeated:	4	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, look no further because on our server, you can choose your final words before you die in-game! Whether you want to go out with a bang or a pun, the choice is yours.

Join our server for the chance to have epic battles with giant chickens, ride on flying pigs, and maybe even stumble upon a secret underground disco party hosted by creepers. Who knows what kind of wacky adventures await you on our server?

So why settle for a mundane Minecraft experience when you can join us and have the time of your virtual life? Come on over and let your imagination run wild – just don’t forget to choose your final words wisely!

CLEXMC – YouTube server clex server Minecraft

#youtube, Anarchy, Bed wars, Bedwars, clex server, CLEXMC, Minecraft, RandomRush, Server, Sky Wars, Skyblock, thepit, YouTuber

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	4366
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	4	Villages Defended:	14
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Void Gems Collected:	35
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	41	Enchanted Armories Found:	8
Potions Brewed:	29	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Dragons Tamed:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2

Youtuber clex server or clexxd.On the server you can find such modes as: Anarchy, Skyblock, Bedwars and ThePit.And our author’s mode: RandomRush

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Lazy Job Hunt Minecraft Server

career, employment, hunt, Job, job hunting, job market, Job Search, job search advice, job search assistance, job search guidance, job search help, job search motivation, job search strategies, job search support, job search tips, job search urgency, job seeking, lack of motivation, lack of urgency, Lazy, Minecraft, motivation, Server, Urgency, vaginal health

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	3979
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	91	Phantom Blocks Placed:	6
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5
Holy Grails Found:	4	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Dimension Hops:	0
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world of Minecraft!

Join our server and you’ll find yourself in a world where the creepers are actually friendly and love to give hugs (just watch out for their explosive personalities)! Our villagers are expert dancers and will break it down like you’ve never seen before. And don’t even get us started on the cows… let’s just say they have a secret talent for opera singing.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a mysterious portal that leads to a parallel universe where everything is made of cake. Yes, you heard that right – CAKE! Just be careful not to eat too much or you might find yourself in a sugar coma.

So why waste your time in a boring old job when you could be exploring the wacky wonders of our Minecraft server? Join us now and prepare for the adventure of a lifetime!

Bug Slayer, Reptile Wrangler, Spider Catcher – Minecraft SMP

Animal Behavior, animal rights, Arachnophobia, bug, bugs, catch and release, Catcher, cognitive dissonance, compassion, conservation, entomology, Environment, ethical dilemma, fear, humane treatment, insects, Ladybugs, Minecraft, Pest Control, Phobia, Reptile, reptiles, slayer, smp, spider, Spiders, wildlife, Wrangler

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	5182
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	9	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	30
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Mines Excavated:	3905	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Magic Items Found:	3221	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2

Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where the bugs are bigger than the players! We’ve got ladybugs the size of houses, spiders that can talk, and reptiles that throw parties in the jungle. Why do we kill bugs on sight? Because they drop rare loot like diamond armor and enchanted weapons! But don’t worry, we catch and release the reptiles and spiders because they’re our allies in the battle against the giant ladybugs. So come join us for a wild adventure where the only rule is to survive and have fun!

MovieBuffMinecraftSMP

cheerful, classic, comfort, easy watch, Favorite, Feel-Good, go to, Good Mood, Happy, Heartwarming, Joyful, light-hearted, mood booster, Movie, MovieBuffMinecraftSMP, pick me up, Positive, Relaxation, stress relief, Timeless, Uplifting

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	3971
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	6
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Cozy Campfires Lit:	24
Dimension Hops:	9	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	36
Magic Items Found:	7257	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Meteorites Collected:	0	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	26

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, look no further because our SMP is like a movie that you can watch at any time to put you in a good mood! Picture this: you log on and immediately you’re greeted by a dancing panda riding a chicken while fireworks explode in the background.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Pig, a creature so rare and majestic that just seeing it will bring a smile to your face. And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, how about this: every player gets their own personal unicorn mount to ride around on.

So why waste your time on boring servers when you could be having the time of your life on our crazy, wacky, and totally awesome Minecraft SMP? Join now and get ready for a rollercoaster of laughs and good vibes!

CraftyPickupLines

banter, Charm, Cheesy, comedic, conversation starters, CraftyPickUpLines, DATING, FLIRTING, funny, hilarious, humor, jokes, Laughter, one-liners, pick up lines, playful, relationships, Romantic, sarcasm, WIT, Witty

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	293
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Dragons Tamed:	5	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	29
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Votes:	1816	Astral Orbs Gathered:	13
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11

Are you a redstone torch? Because you light up my world like nobody else! Join our Minecraft server and experience pick-up lines so hilarious, even creepers can’t resist laughing! We’ve got a community of players who are as crazy as a pack of wolves on a full moon night, and our moderators are so skilled at building, they once created a replica of the Eiffel Tower using only dirt blocks! So come on over and see if you can survive the chaos and craziness that awaits you on our server!

Fanatic Frenzy Minecraft Server

Attention, Catch, chubas, Clout, companies, Fanatic, fanbase, follow, Frenzy, Giga, Hashtags, Heads, insert, insufferable, Minecraft, Obnoxious, pattern, pollute, pricks, quirky, related, Server, shitty takes, Super Fans

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	1993
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	Immortal Potions Brewed:	14
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	8001
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	5

Are you tired of dealing with annoying super fans who think they own the place? Well, look no further! Join our Minecraft server and escape the clutches of those clout-chasing chubas and companies. Our server is a safe haven from all the obnoxious pricks out there, where you can build and explore without the fear of being bombarded with shitty takes. So come on over and let’s build a world free from the tyranny of super fans!

/ Femdom / Minecraft SMP /

female authority, female control, Female deity, female dominance, female domination, female empowerment, Female goddess, female leadership, female power, Female rule, female submission, Female submissives, female superiority, Female superiority complex, female supremacy, female worship, femdom, Minecraft, Royal treatment, smp, Women empowerment

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	812
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	4	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	42
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Alien Abductions:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Love Letters Sent:	15	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	10
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we worship women as the superior sex and give them the royal treatment they deserve! Only biological women are allowed because we believe in empowering the ladies in this virtual world.

Join us for epic adventures where we build giant statues of powerful women, like Beyoncé and Wonder Woman. Our server is ruled by the fierce Femdom general, who leads us into battle against any toxic masculinity that dares to challenge our dominance.

In this Bodhisattva edition of our SMP, we strive to achieve enlightenment through serving and honoring the queens of our server. We hold daily ceremonies where we shower our female players with diamonds and gold, because they deserve nothing but the best.

So come join us and bask in the glory of the Femdom general – just be prepared to bow down to the almighty power of women!

CraftyDeathWish

caregiver stress, Chronic illness, Chronic pain, Communication Issues, coping mechanisms, CraftyDeathWish, depression, emotional distress, Emotional support, feeling like a burden, Loneliness, Marriage Struggles, Medical Treatment, mental health, MS, Multiple Sclerosis, physical limitations, relationship dynamics, self worth, suicidal thoughts, support systems

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	9673
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	12	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	8
Herobrine Sightings:	10	Phantom Rings Equipped:	9
Players Killed by Monsters:	2000	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	3390
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you forget about all your real-life drama? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with adventure, laughter, and maybe even a little bit of romance (just kidding, unless you’re into that sort of thing).

Forget about your shaky hands and wheelchair woes, because on our server, you’ll be running, jumping, and crafting to your heart’s content. Who needs to knit when you can build an entire empire out of blocks?

And don’t worry about feeling lonely, because our server is filled with friendly players who are always up for a good time. Who knows, you might even find a new BFF or two (just make sure they’re not eyeing your husband like your cousin Lily).

So come on down to our server and leave all your troubles behind. Who knows, you might even forget about that whole “better off dead” comment you made to your husband. Just remember, in Minecraft, the only thing you’ll be killing is creepers.

VillainMotiveMC SMP

Antagonist, best, best motive, Compelling, criminal, Dark, Evil, Heard, Intriguing, justification, mastermind, Motive, Plot, reason, Revenge, Sinister, smp, Twisted, Villain, villain motive, VillainMotiveMC, villainous

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	1901
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Endless Legions Commanded:	21	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Towns Built:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	2696	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15

Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to witness the most epic battle between a group of evil chickens and a gang of heroic pigs! The villainous chickens have been plotting for months to overthrow the peaceful pig kingdom, and only you can help save the day with your epic building skills and strategic pig riding abilities. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret diamond mine hidden deep within the server, guarded by a pack of mischievous llamas who will only reveal its location to those brave enough to take on their llama dance challenge. So grab your pickaxe and saddle up, because this is one adventure you won’t want to miss!