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Hnnnng Minecraft Server

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	2502
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	54
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Mines Excavated:	1291	Alien Abductions:	5
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Rune Stones Activated:	8
Titanic Battles Fought:	16	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that just don’t excite you anymore? Well, look no further because our server is like a rollercoaster ride on steroids!

Join us for epic battles with giant mutant chickens, where you’ll have to use your wits and skills to survive. And if that’s not enough, we have a secret underground lair filled with treasure guarded by a gang of mischievous llamas wearing top hats.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky McBlockface, a mythical creature who roams the land in search of players to challenge to a dance-off. Can you out-Minecraft the master of moves?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen!

Crafty Canvas Minecraft Server

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	8318
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	17
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	43	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	20
Elemental Crystals Collected:	81	Cosmic Pies Baked:	2
Mines Excavated:	1374	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	4
Lunar Scepters Activated:	11	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you just mine and craft all day? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Join us for some wild and wacky adventures that will leave you laughing your blocky butt off.

Ever wanted to ride a pig into battle against a horde of zombie chickens? Well, on our server, anything is possible! We have custom mini-games that will have you on the edge of your seat (or minecart) as you compete against other players in epic challenges.

But that’s not all! Our server also has a thriving art community where you can show off your pixelated masterpieces and even request custom artwork from our talented players. Want a portrait of your Minecraft character riding a unicorn through a field of diamonds? Just ask and someone will make it happen!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let the craziness begin! Who knows what kind of ridiculousness you’ll get up to next?

Todd The Lying Asshole in Minecraft SMP

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	6739
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	33	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Chimeras Created:	4	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7

Join our Minecraft SMP server if you want to witness Todd, the ultimate slacker, who refuses to make any progress or effort in the game. He’s too busy lying and cheating his way through the game, but hey, at least he’s entertaining to watch! Who knows what crazy schemes he’ll come up with next to avoid actually playing the game properly. It’s a wild ride on our server, so come join the chaos and see what kind of shenanigans Todd will get up to next!

Locked Cock Minecraft Server

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	3450
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	9	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	10	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Dragons Tamed:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Magic Crystals Found:	7	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	30	Farms Harvested:	638

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that don’t unlock your full potential? Well, fear not, because our server is here to set your cock free! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive creepers, flying pigs, and a secret underground society of dancing chickens.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that hidden within our server is a magical diamond sword that grants the wielder the power to turn into a giant block of cheese. Imagine the chaos that would ensue when you start smiting your enemies with cheesy goodness!

So come on, don’t keep your cock locked up any longer. Join our server and let the madness begin!

Minecraft SMP – /blox/ – Blocky Legend of Xylophones

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	1105
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP server, where we have taken inspiration from Nuketown and turned it into a blocky paradise of chaos and mayhem!

Join us for epic battles, crazy builds, and outrageous adventures as we explore this explosive world.

With new maps, modes, and updates that will blow your mind (literally), you’ll never run out of things to do on our server.

We have weapon builds that will make your enemies quake in their pixelated boots, and an online gunsmith that will have you customizing your arsenal like never before.

And don’t forget to check out our Warzone Tactical Maps, where strategy is key and survival is a challenge.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild ride of a Minecraft SMP and experience the madness for yourself!

Noob Nation Minecraft Server

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	1653
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	15	Enchanted Forests Planted:	12
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	40	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	9474	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	48
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Epic Quests Completed:	30	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4

Are you tired of living in a country that hasn’t won a Nobel Prize in decades? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, you have the chance to become a virtual Nobel Prize winner every day! Whether you’re building intricate redstone contraptions or creating stunning architectural masterpieces, the possibilities are endless. Join us and show the world that you are a true Minecraft genius! Who needs a real Nobel Prize when you can have a virtual one?

Decline in g’s Population Minecraft SMP

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	693
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	255
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	9
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Battle Standards Raised:	10
Dragons Tamed:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Void Gems Collected:	10	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Whispering Caves Entered:	6

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with no excitement or drama? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive creeper pranks, epic PvP battles, and secret underground bases that rival the Batcave.

But that’s not all! Our server is rumored to be haunted by the ghost of a legendary redstone engineer who will help you build the most insane contraptions you’ve ever seen. Need a flying machine to explore the skies? Done. Want a TNT cannon to launch your enemies into orbit? We got you covered.

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a secret treasure hunt where players can uncover rare loot and hidden Easter eggs. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a diamond hoard guarded by a pack of zombie pigmen.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and become part of the craziest, most unpredictable community in the blocky world. Trust us, you won’t regret it…unless you get blown up by a rogue creeper. But hey, that’s all part of the fun, right?

LaughCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	4439
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Rune Stones Activated:	10
Treasure Maps Found:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Enchanted Forests Planted:	11	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	12	Villages Defended:	17
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	8

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Join us for a wild ride with the lovable Blonde Thief turned Bounty Hunter with a Laughter full of Joy and a Heart of Gold! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

– Our server is so lit that even creepers are dancing to the beat of our music! – We have a secret underground base where we hold epic treasure hunts every week. – The owner of the server once defeated the Ender Dragon with nothing but a wooden sword and a carrot. True story, bro. – Our community is so tight-knit that we once built a replica of the Taj Mahal out of diamond blocks. – Rumor has it that Herobrine himself plays on our server in disguise. Can you spot him?

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the madness begin! Oh, and don’t forget to check out our YouTube, Twitch, VODs, Twitter, and Shop channels for even more craziness. See you in the game, fellow adventurers!

Discord SMP Minecraft – Add Me!

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	610
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Gods Slained:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do I have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the rules are made up and the points don’t matter!

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you about the time we had a giant chicken invasion and had to fend them off with nothing but our trusty wooden swords. Or how about the time we all decided to build our houses underwater and ended up flooding the entire server?

But wait, there’s more! Join now and you’ll have the chance to participate in our annual llama racing competition, where the winner gets a lifetime supply of diamond armor! And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that our server mascot is a dancing pig named Sir Oinks-a-lot.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and add my discord, rwibnsshai :3, for all the laughs and chaos you can handle!

⭐⭐⭐TOPMINE🚀SURVIVAL🚀MINI-GAMES⭐⭐⭐ Minecraft server

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	3707
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Alien Abductions:	0	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
New Chunks Explored:	22128	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	19
Enchantments Applied:	207	Eternal Flames Captured:	3

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⚡ Versions: we support versions from 1.8 to the latest

⚡ Free donation: Get it from /free! Plus secret Easter eggs and hidden gifts.

⚡ Lag-free gameplay: Smooth gameplay on a powerful server.

⚡ Rewards for time: Receive bonuses for activity, with a rating of the best players.

⚡ Modes to choose from: BedWars, SkyPvP, SkyWars, The Hunger Games, Griefersky, MurderMystery, AmongUS, Brawl Stars, 2b2t, Anarchy, Survival, Homeless Survival.

⚡ Clans and arenas: Create a clan, fight for the top and capture arenas.

⚡ Entertainment: Parkour, Casino, Mob rocking, Fishing, Club, Weddings, Things of God.

⚡ No wipes: The world of donors is protected from wipes, save your achievements.

⚡ Filming with YouTubers and 5+ years of stable work.

⭐ TopMine is the perfect place for Minecraft players with unique modes and exciting activities. Come in and enjoy the thoughtful gameplay with your friends!

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TOPRX.MCMCMC.NET

Block Party Minecraft Server

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	9219
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Star Shards Collected:	171
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Crystal Wands Charged:	12	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2

Are you tired of boring, soulless Minecraft servers where you can’t even tell if the person you’re talking to is a real human or just a larping imposter? Look no further, because our server is filled with REAL humans (we think) who are ready to engage in hilarious discussions and adventures with you!

Join us on our server where the 3×3 thread is so disillusioned that even the obsessive stalker doesn’t know what’s real anymore. Our threads have lost their lustre, but that just means more room for outrageous stories and crazy antics! Who needs real human interaction when you can have virtual chaos and mayhem?

So come on down to our mysterious, wacky Minecraft server where anything is possible (except maybe finding a real human). Join now for a wild ride that will leave you questioning reality and laughing until your sides hurt!