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Crafty Deployers Minecraft Server

Crafty, deploy application, deploy efficiently, deploy quickly, deploy seamlessly, deploy smoothly, deploy software, deploy with confidence, deploy with ease, deploy without delay, deploy without downtime, deploy without issues, Deployers, deployment, deployment automation, deployment best practices, Deployment Process, deployment strategy, deployment tools, Minecraft, ready for deployment, ready to deploy, Server, software deployment

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	8769
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	7	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Ether Blades Crafted:	17	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	18	Orbs of Power Found:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, get ready to deploy yourself into a world of pure chaos and hilarity! Our server is like no other, with lava pits that shoot out diamonds, pigs that can fly, and creepers that break out into dance parties instead of exploding.

Join us for epic battles against giant chickens, build your dream castle out of rainbow blocks, and ride on the backs of unicorns through fields of candy cane trees. Our community is filled with friendly players who are always up for a good laugh and a crazy adventure.

So why wait? Join us now and get ready to deploy yourself into the most insane Minecraft server you’ve ever seen! Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but it’ll be a hilarious regret).

GeneticScrewedMC

Dna, genetic counseling, genetic disorders, genetic diversity, genetic engineering, genetic factors, genetic inheritance, genetic makeup, genetic manipulation, genetic modification, genetic mutations, genetic predisposition, genetic predisposition to disease, genetic susceptibility, genetic testing, genetic variability, genetic variation, genetics, GeneticScrewedMC, hereditary traits, inherited conditions

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	4312
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	10
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	20	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	20	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise to screw you over genetically in the most hilarious ways possible! Join us if you want to experience being a mutant Minecraft character with super weird abilities like shooting rainbow lasers out of your eyes or having a giant squid tentacle for an arm. Who needs normal genetics anyway when you can have a blast being a genetic disaster on our server?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the infamous Genetic Roulette Wheel, where you can spin to randomly mutate your character into something completely bonkers. Ever wanted to be a half-unicorn, half-creeper hybrid? Well, now’s your chance!

So come join us on our wacky Minecraft server and embrace your inner genetic screw-up. Who knows, you might just discover that being a mutant in Minecraft is way more fun than being a regular old Steve or Alex.

GulfOfAmericaCraft Server

America, controversy, debate, decision, geography, Gulf of America, gulf of mexico, GulfOfAmericaCraft, headline, identity crisis, international relations, mexico, name change, News, Ocean, Politics, president, Proposal, Renaming, Server, trump, united states

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	5691
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	3
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Divine Relics Bestowed:	13	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2

join our epic minecraft server where we have more drama than trump trying to rename the gulf of mexico to the gulf of america. we have more twists and turns than a rollercoaster made out of slime blocks. come join us and build a house so big even herobrine will be jealous. we have more diamonds than a rich kid’s birthday party and more creepers than a bad horror movie. come join us and see why this server is the talk of the town. plus, we have a secret underground base filled with cake and puppies. what more could you want? join now before the ender dragon steals all the fun!

GreenCraft: Trump’s Takeover!

control, controversial, Defense, foreign policy, global affairs, GreenCraft, Greenland, imperialism, international relations, intervention, military force, Négotiation, panama canal, Politics, power struggle, SECURITY, SOVEREIGNTY, TAKEOVER, Territory, trump, Trumps, united states, world news

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	6894
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7
Treasure Maps Found:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	10
Magic Wands Crafted:	18	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Heroic Legacies Created:	5

So, like, you ever wanted to be part of a server where Trump goes all crazy and tries to take over Greenland and the Panama Canal with his army of Minecraft players? Well, you’re in luck, cuz that’s exactly what’s happening on this server! Join us for epic battles, crazy alliances, and maybe even some secret treasure hidden in Greenland’s ice caves. Who knows what will happen next on this wild and wacky server! Join now and be part of the madness!

SuicideCraft: Justice, Guns, Divorce, Foster, Jail

behavioral health, Community, Divorce, exposure, firearm accessibility, Foster, foster care, Guns, incarceration, intervention, Jail, Justice, justice system, mental health, meta-analyses, Midlife, parental suicide, Prevention, public health, risk factors, social determinants, suicide mortality, SuicideCraft, unemployment, vulnerable populations

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	9541
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Crops Grown:	2418
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Enchantments Applied:	137
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	34
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	Mysterious Portals Opened:	11

So, like, this server is, like, totally lit, bro! We got all the crazy stuff you need to have a blast in Minecraft land. Want to hang out with justice system–involved individuals? We got ’em! Want to see some parental suicide action? We got that too! And don’t even get me started on the accessibility of firearms – it’s like a buffet of weapons up in here!

But wait, there’s more! Experience the thrill of divorce in Minecraft form! Witness the drama of foster care! Feel the adrenaline rush of being released from incarceration! And who can forget the excitement of being unemployed in midlife? It’s all here, waiting for you to join the madness.

So come on down to our server and experience the most insane, outrageous, and downright ridiculous Minecraft adventures of your life. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, who knows?)!

The Bob SMP

Adventure, bob, BUILD, Community, Creative, Discord, Explore, Farming, Friendly staff, Furniture, Gravestones, join us, Kingdoms, Minecraft, Mods, multiplayer, Play, Resetting, Server, smp, Survival

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	3347
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	77	Demon Skulls Collected:	33
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	28	Portal Loops Escaped:	3

The Bob SMP Server

Server Information	Resetting 12/01/25
Description	This is a Survival SMP, based on kingdoms, which you can create or join. It includes mods such as Farming, Furniture, and Gravestones.
Staff	Friendly staff that would love for you to join us!
Get Started	Join our Discord server

FAQ

Question	Answer
Can I create or join kingdoms in this server?	Yes, you can create or join kingdoms in The Bob SMP.
What mods are included in the server?	The server includes mods such as Farming, Furniture, and Gravestones.
Is the staff friendly and welcoming?	Yes, the staff is friendly and would love for you to join the community.

Cinematic Craft 1.20.4

1.20.4, acceptance, Cinematic, Craft, Diversity, film critique, film diversity, film inclusivity, film industry, good movies, Inclusivity, LGBTQ, Minority representation, Movie analysis, movie quality, movie requirements, movie standards, movies, representation, social commentary, trannies, Transgender, transgender community

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	4935
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	5	Potions Brewed:	171
Phoenix Feathers Found:	9	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	12	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Void Armor Forged:	11	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	9

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, this server is like a movie with trannies – it’s gotta have the right amount to be good! And let me tell you, this server has more trannies than you can even imagine! It’s like a tranny paradise up in here! So if you want a wild and crazy time in Minecraft, this server is where it’s at! Join now and prepare to have your mind blown!

PresentPout Minecraft Server

Communication, crying, culture, Disappointment, emotions, family, Frustration, Gifts, hobbies, Invalidation, Minecraft, parents, Preferences, PresentPout, Presents, Resentment, Server, Siblings, spoiled, Traditions, Understanding, ungrateful

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	3686
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	New Chunks Explored:	417025
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	15	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Dragons Tamed:	0
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Enchantments Applied:	220
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	4

Are you tired of receiving gifts that have nothing to do with your interests on special occasions? Well, look no further! Join our Minecraft server and never worry about getting a bracelet maker or nail set kit again! Our server is filled with players who share your love for F1, manga, anime, music, and all sorts of books. Plus, we guarantee that the three wise men will personally deliver your dream mobile phone on January 6th! Don’t be like the OP, join us and never feel invalidated again!

NoBoyfriendsAllowedMC

Accountability, Assertiveness, Boundaries, Communication, compromise, Conflict Resolution, Decision making, emotional well being, friendship, house rules, loyalty, NoBoyfriendsAllowedMC, personal space, relationships, Respect, Safety, self-care, setting limits, Support, Trust, Understanding

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	5911
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	26
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Mythical Quests Completed:	12	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	8
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as my BFF’s love life? Look no further, because our server is full of drama and surprises just like her ex-BF showing up uninvited! Join us for a rollercoaster of emotions and unexpected twists, just like the time my BFF’s mom and niece crashed at our house without warning. Who knows what crazy antics you’ll encounter, maybe even a surprise visit from your own ex-BF looking for a place to crash! So come on over and experience the chaos for yourself, because on this server, anything can happen – just like in real life!

Weekend Warrior Craft

9 to 5 job, avoiding burnout, avoiding existential crisis, avoiding feeling stuck, avoiding monotony, avoiding regrets, balancing work and life, career satisfaction, Craft, finding purpose, life fulfillment, maximizing weekends, personal growth, productivity tips, pursuing passions, self-care, Time management, warrior, weekend, weekends, work-life balance, work-life harmony, work-life integration

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	5091
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Votes:	673	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2	Ores Mined:	8821
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	18
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	10	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Phantom Blocks Placed:	9	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1

Are you tired of adulting and ready to escape to a world where the only responsibility is building epic structures and fighting off creepers? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and say goodbye to the mundane grind of the real world.

On our server, you can become a master builder, a fearless warrior, or even a chicken whisperer if that’s your thing. Need a break from the chaos? Take a stroll through our virtual forests and relax by the pixelated waterfall.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that buried deep within our server is a secret treasure guarded by a dragon made entirely of diamond blocks. Will you be the one to uncover this legendary loot and become the richest player in all of Minecraftia?

So why waste your weekends binge-watching Netflix when you could be living out your wildest blocky adventures on our server? Join us now and start crafting your own epic tale!

ScottishMedicMC Server – Warzone Adventures!

26-year-old, Adventures, Conflict, foreign affairs, healthcare worker, Humanitarian efforts, international news, Killed, Loss, medic, Military, Peacekeeping, scottish, ScottishMedicMC, Server, the guardian, Tragedy, Ukraine, Unrest, violence, War, warzone, УНН

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	5530
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2
Secret Passages Found:	8	Zombie Dances:	0
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Goblin Markets Raided:	7	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2

come join our minecraft server where you can avoid the perils of war like this poor scottish medic did not. build a cozy little house and escape reality for a bit. who needs war when you can have virtual blocks to play with? plus, we have a secret underground bunker filled with diamond armor and enchanted weapons for all our players. join now before the creepers get you in real life too!