Departures Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

InLaw-Free Zone: Parenting Edition

Edition, familial obligations, family, generational differences, Hiking, in-laws, InLawFree, intergenerational conflicts, lifestyle choices, long distance relationships, Midwest, Mountains, parenting, relationships, responsibilities, sense of freedom, spoiled millennials, suburban life, weekly access, west coast living, work-life balance, Zone

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	5488
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	35
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	26	Dragon Eggs Found:	5396
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3	Divine Spears Created:	22
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Enchantments Applied:	60	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3

Are you tired of your in-laws constantly guilt-tripping you for living your best life on the west coast? Look no further, join our Minecraft server and escape the drama!

Our server offers a virtual paradise where you can hike, explore mountains, and enjoy the freedom of a pixelated world. No more passive-aggressive comments about how your life is harder than suburban living – here, the only struggle is finding diamonds!

Forget about familial responsibilities and embrace your inner “spoiled millennial” by building epic structures and battling mobs with your friends. Who needs weekly access to your kid when you can have unlimited access to endless fun on our server?

So come on, join us and leave the Midwest drama behind. Your in-laws may not understand, but we do – and we’re here to make your Minecraft experience unforgettable!

RevolutionaryKidz Minecraft SMP

Artificial Intelligence, augmented reality, Digital Cameras, e-readers, electric cars, GPS, internet, life changing, Minecraft, music streaming, online shopping, renewable energy, revolutionary, RevolutionaryKidz, Smart Home Devices, smartphones, smp, social media, streaming services, Technology, video games, virtual reality, wearable technology

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	3983
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
New Chunks Explored:	213808	Rainbows Spotted:	6
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	58	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1

Remember when getting a new pair of light-up sneakers was the highlight of your month? Well, prepare to have your mind blown because our Minecraft SMP is like those light-up sneakers on steroids!

Join us for the craziest, most epic adventure of your Minecraft life. We’ve got flying pigs, talking chickens, and a secret underground disco party that only the coolest players know about.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you find the legendary diamond pickaxe hidden somewhere in the world, you’ll gain the power to control time itself. Yeah, you heard me right. Time travel in Minecraft.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and experience the most mind-blowing, revolutionary Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen. Light-up sneakers are so last season, it’s time to level up your gaming experience!

ConsoleCraft: The Ultimate Gaming Server

all time, best console ever, classic, Competition, Console Wars, ConsoleCraft, Entertainment, favorite console, Gaming, Gaming Community, gaming experience, gaming history, gaming industry, Greatest, innovation, Nostalgia, Retro, Server, Technology, top console, Ultimate, video game console, video game nostalgia

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	5462
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	8	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	46
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19
Shadow Figures Spotted:	9	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	281
Dragon Scales Harvested:	155	Holy Grails Found:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1

Forget about video game consoles, join our Minecraft server and experience the ultimate gaming experience of all time! Why waste your time on outdated consoles when you can build your own virtual world with blocks?

Join us and you’ll be transported to a magical land where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the cha-cha! Our server is so epic that even Herobrine himself is a regular player, and he’s not even scary – he’s just a misunderstood block enthusiast.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that buried deep within our server is a secret treasure chest filled with unlimited diamonds, golden apples, and enchanted weapons. Will you be the one to uncover its hidden location and become the richest player in all of Minecraftia?

So why waste your time on boring old video game consoles when you can join our server and embark on the adventure of a lifetime? Come join us and let the blocky madness begin!

SpyCraft Minecraft Server

#intelligence gathering, China, Chinese American, Chinese government, CONVICTED, crime, DISSIDENTS, Espionage, espionage case, FBI investigation, foreign relations, Imprisonment, Justice, Legal System, man, Minecraft, national security, political interference, Server, Spycraft, Spying, Surveillance, US

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	9930
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7
Wilderness Tamed:	9	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Meteorite Armor Created:	17
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Ether Blades Crafted:	14
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9

so this server is like, totally wild man. like, imagine if you could spy on all the other players and be like a secret agent or something. but like, not in a creepy way, just in a fun Minecraft way.

you can be like a Chinese American dude but in Minecraft form, and you gotta spy on all the dissidents for China. it’s like a super secret mission that only the bravest and most skilled players can handle.

join this server if you wanna feel the thrill of espionage and maybe even save the day. or, you know, just have a good time playing Minecraft with a twist. either way, it’s gonna be a blast, trust me.

PunishCraft

armed conflict, asymmetric warfare, Conflict, geopolitical tensions, hezbollah, Israelis, leader, lebanon, MIDDLE EAST, militant group, military strategy, national defense, PunishCraft, punishment, regional security, resistance, response, RETALIATION, retaliation tactics, Terrorism, Waiting

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	6815
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Towns Built:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	24
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Magic Items Found:	5446	Villages Defended:	11
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5	Herobrine Sightings:	8
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3

So, like, this server is like, totally lit, bro. We got like, diamond armor for days and creepers that explode in rainbows. And get this, our PvP arena is actually a giant lava pit filled with dancing pigs! Plus, our admin is a magical unicorn who grants wishes to all who join.

But wait, there’s more! We have secret treasure chests hidden all over the map that are guarded by ninja chickens. And rumor has it, if you find them all, you’ll unlock a portal to a land of unlimited cake and puppies.

Oh, and did I mention that our Discord server is run by a talking parrot who only speaks in memes? Yeah, it’s pretty epic. So come join us and experience the craziest, most insane Minecraft server you’ll ever play on. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

DopamineCraft: Plaque Dissolver Server

Alzheimer’s disease, brain disorders, brain function, brain health, brain plaques, cognitive decline, Dissolver, dopamine, DopamineCraft, enzyme, medical breakthrough, neprilysin, neurobiology, neurochemistry, Neurodegeneration, neurodegenerative diseases, neurology, neuroprotective, plaque, research, Server, study, Symptoms, Treatment

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	6228
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	30	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12

come join our epic minecraft server where we cure alzheimers with DOPAMINE!! yea u heard that right, we got that good good dopamine flowing to reduce them brain plaques like it aint no thang. forget about boring old treatments, just hop on our server and let the dopamine work its magic. plus, we got some sick builds and crazy adventures waiting for u. so what u waiting for? join now and let the dopamine flowww!! 🧠💥 #dopaminecuresall

JINKIES! Minecraft Server

amber egg, baddie, BIG SERPANT, Divorce, elden lord, feet, grrm, HIV positive, huge ass, IMPALE HER BUTTOCKS, INBRED BABIES, INTERLAPING INCEST, Jinkies, LOVECRAFTIAN HORRORS, malenia, marika, mesmer, Minecraft, miquella, OTHER HALF, OUTER GODS, RACK, Radagon sama, radahn, retarded cripples, scarlet rot, SENTIENT SEX DOLL, Server, SHOTA FEMBOY, YABBA DABBA DOO

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	822
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	21	Farms Harvested:	109
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	New Chunks Explored:	200778
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11
Epic Battles Fought:	15	Reality Warps Survived:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no drama or scandal? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us for a wild ride filled with inbred babies, Lovecraftian horrors, and sentient sex dolls – oh my! Witness as players get married to their own sons, impale each other’s buttocks with big serpents, and give birth to retarded cripples for eternity. And let’s not forget about the huge asses and racks that are sure to keep you entertained. So come on down to our server and experience the madness for yourself – YABBA DABBA DOO, CAN I WATCH TOO?

MarvelVisitsHorisHouse-MinecraftSMP

Anime, artistic challenge, character design, collaboration, Comic, creative partnership, crossover, dream come true, exciting opportunity, fanfiction, FANTASY, Horikoshi, illustration, imagination, Manga, Marvel, MarvelVisitsHorisHouseMinecraftSMP, mha, Spiderman, storytelling, SuperHero

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	9262
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Rainbows Spotted:	10	Glorious Feasts Held:	16
Void Armor Forged:	16	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	339	Divine Spears Created:	12
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Animals Bred:	103

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, have we got the server for you! Picture this: after the epic finale of My Hero Academia, Marvel shows up at Horikoshi’s doorstep and begs him to draw a Spiderman manga. Can you imagine the chaos that would ensue? Well, that’s just a taste of the kind of wild adventures you can expect on our server. Join us now for a truly unique and hilarious Minecraft experience!

DadCraft Minecraft Server

author signing, Comic Con, Communication, compassion, Conflict Resolution, DadCraft, emotional intelligence, Empathy, family dynamics, health issues, Minecraft, pain management, parental favoritism, perspective, Priorities, Resentment, RESPONSIBILITY, Selfishness, Server, sibling rivalry, Siblings, Understanding

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	6444
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Phantom Blocks Placed:	5
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Alien Abductions:	3
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Magic Items Found:	6022
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	24
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server where sibling drama is taken to a whole new level! Join now for a chance to experience the thrill of navigating through a world filled with passive-aggressive behavior and unspoken resentment.

Are you tired of boring servers where everything is rainbows and unicorns? Look no further! On our server, you’ll encounter players who refuse to take painkillers for their bruises because they interfere with their “optional” supplements. Who needs potions when you have questionable supplements, am I right?

But wait, there’s more! Join our server and witness the epic tale of a Comic Con adventure gone wrong. From missed author signings to heated text message battles, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server.

So why wait? Join now and experience the drama, the chaos, and the sheer absurdity of it all. Who needs reality TV when you have our Minecraft server? It’s like a soap opera, but with creepers and diamond swords.

BroBroDefense34F

acceptance, BroBroDefense34F, Communication, Confrontation, DATING, family loyalty, friendship, Insecurity, judgment, loyalty to family, personal values, rejection, relationships, Respect, self worth, self-confidence, setting boundaries, Siblings, social anxiety, social etiquette

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	445
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Towns Built:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Endless Legions Commanded:	21
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	7
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Falling into the Void:	3
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14	Mysterious Portals Opened:	9

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as drama-filled as a reality TV show? Look no further! Our server is like a soap opera, but with blocks and creepers.

Join our server and witness the epic love story of Tom (38M) and Pam (34F). Tom, the handsome, intelligent, and funny guy with a stuttering past, and Pam, the desperate woman looking for love. Will they find love in the pixelated world of Minecraft? Only time will tell!

But that’s not all! Our server is filled with twists and turns, just like a rollercoaster ride. Who knows what crazy adventures await you in our virtual world?

So come on, join us and experience the madness for yourself. Who needs TV dramas when you have our Minecraft server?