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Taxed & Trolled Minecraft Server – Where Lefties Love to Pay & Get Griefed by ‘Teens’!

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	6246
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	17	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	31
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Ores Mined:	3879
Enchanted Armories Found:	10	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	31	Astral Projections Made:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching grass grow? Well, do I have the server for you! Picture this: a land where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the Macarena. Our server is so epic, even Herobrine himself is scared to log on!

Join us for a wild ride filled with insane mini-games like “Hot Potato with TNT” and “Spleef with Lava Sharks.” Our community is like no other, with players who have built entire cities out of nothing but dirt blocks and sheer determination. And don’t even get me started on our secret underground disco party where Endermen are the DJs!

So why waste your time on those basic servers when you can join us for the craziest, most ridiculous Minecraft experience of your life? Just click the link and prepare to have your mind blown!

VedaCraft: Knights of the LOLz General #7

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	4752
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	8	Love Letters Sent:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	5038	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Towns Built:	7
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	5784
Epic Quests Completed:	17	Magic Wands Crafted:	17
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Our server is so lit, it’ll make you want to buckle your shoe in excitement! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and insane stories that will have you laughing until you fall off your blocky chair.

We have crossplay between mobile and PC, so you can team up with your friends no matter what platform they’re on. Just make sure you have a Google account handy to join in on the fun.

Don’t miss out on our epic events like RATEUP Call of the Stars: Black Sun Xanthia and Fateful Encounter. Log in daily for 7 days and get a total of 13 rolls on the Limited Banner. It’s like winning the lottery, but with creepers and diamonds instead!

But wait, there’s more! Check out our trailers that will leave you in awe and itching to dive into the game. And don’t forget to double check your server location, unless you want to end up in a world of chaos and confusion.

Join our guilds like the NA Lummies, EU /akovg/, and don’t be like the anon who went hero instead of normie. Trust us, you don’t want to miss out on the madness that awaits you on this Minecraft server. Use the code KNIGHTSOFVEDA for some extra goodies and get ready for the adventure of a lifetime. See you in the game, blockheads!

BlockyPeenCraft: Where we build big things, but keep the chat PG!

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	1721
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Divine Relics Bestowed:	14	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5
Secret Passages Found:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	10
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Evil Lairs Raided:	7

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers with no excitement or thrill? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be! Why join us, you ask? Because we have the ideal penis size for all femanons! That’s right, our pixelated world is filled with giant phallic structures that will leave you in awe. And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a secret underground dungeon filled with rare treasures guarded by a pack of wild chickens wearing armor. So come join us and experience the wildest Minecraft adventure of your life!

Block Party Bonanza: Where Creepers Dance and Players Prance! ‘Wanna see more?’

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	1150
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12
Crystal Wands Charged:	19	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	8	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9
New Chunks Explored:	403802	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Fairy Circles Danced In:	8	Holy Grails Found:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is where the party’s at! Join us for epic battles with giant mutant chickens, build a house out of rainbow-colored cheese blocks, and ride on flying pigs to explore the endless lands of craziness. Don’t miss out on the chance to meet the legendary llama king who grants wishes in exchange for dance-offs! So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the madness begin!

Crafty Bitch Lasagna – Where Creepers Fear to Tread!

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	6614
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	27
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	428
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Void Armor Forged:	17	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	21
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	347
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter, where the creepers are actually just misunderstood and the pigs can breakdance better than you ever will! Join us for a wild ride through pixelated paradise, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional server crash, but who’s counting?).

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and discovered a secret underground lair filled with diamonds and enchanted golden apples. Legend has it that they became the richest player in all of Minecraft, but you’ll have to join to find out if it’s true!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the rarest mob in all of Minecraft: the elusive rainbow llama. If you can find and tame one of these majestic creatures, you’ll be the envy of all your friends and enemies alike.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on this crazy adventure and let’s see what kind of shenanigans we can get into together. And remember, in this world of blocks and monsters, the only rule is to have fun!

KinoCraft: Where ‘kino is back on the menu’ and creepers are the special of the day!

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	4805
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Endless Night Skies:	5	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9	Astral Projections Made:	0
Epic Weapons Forged:	6	Forbidden Relics Collected:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is bringing back KINO! That’s right, we’ve got zombies, mystery boxes, and even a pack-a-punch machine for all your undead slaying needs.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a mythical creature that lays diamonds instead of eggs. Rumor has it that if you can find and tame the Diamond Chicken, you’ll be the richest player on the server.

And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, why not take a trip to the Nether? But be warned, our Nether is not your average fiery hellscape. It’s a disco inferno filled with dancing pigmen and lava water slides. Don’t forget to bring your dancing shoes!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might just become the next Diamond Chicken whisperer.

Slimey Sermons: Where Mudslime Attacks Church and Chaos Ensues!

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	9923
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Secret Passages Found:	4
Fairy Circles Danced In:	8	Endless Night Skies:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	12	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	18
Zombie Dances:	4	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server where even a 70-year-old man can survive a fall without a scratch! Join us for epic battles where players go 50-0 without breaking a sweat. Our server is so wild, even the mobs are afraid to mess with us. So come on and join the fun, because on our server, anything is possible – even a granny beating you in a PvP match!

Snowbreak: The Chilly Minecraft Madness Zone #175

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	2849
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Mines Excavated:	1386	Potions Brewed:	110
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Love Letters Sent:	18
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	11

Are you tired of the same old Minecraft servers with boring events and lackluster banners? Well, look no further than our server, where we have the most epic events and outrageous banners that will blow your mind!

Join us for the “Gradient of Souls” event where you can capture units and battle in the “Void of Dread” with your Lone Warrior squad. And don’t forget about the “Infinite Darkness” wave defense where you must protect the Escort Target at all costs!

But wait, there’s more! We have exclusive banners like the [Nocturne Fissure] 5* SMG: Uninvited Adieu and the [Sweet Fairytales] 5* Sniper Rifle: Eccentric Joker. Plus, new outfits like the [Apprentice Maid] Cherno – Enigma and the [Kiss Be the Remedy] Enya – Exuvia will make you the envy of all your friends.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself! Who knows, you might even become the ultimate Minecraft warrior and conquer all in your path. See you in the game!

Girl Power Minecraft: Where Women Rule the Blocks!

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	1567
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Meteorites Collected:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	5	Mysterious Portals Opened:	7
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Farms Harvested:	110
Crystal Caves Mapped:	5	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Falling into the Void:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	14	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7

Are you tired of being the king of the friendzone in real life? Well, come join our Minecraft server where the tables are turned and women are literally lining up to be submissive towards you! Build your dream castle, gather resources, and watch as the ladies flock to you like bees to honey. Who needs real-life relationships when you can rule over your own virtual harem? Join now and experience a whole new level of power and dominance in the world of Minecraft!

FateCraft: Where even creepers have a sense of destiny!

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	1791
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	19	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Void Armor Forged:	26
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Void Gems Collected:	30
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	13
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us and experience the true meaning of fate in Minecraft.

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly a wild llama appears and challenges you to a dance-off. If you win, you get to keep the diamonds, but if you lose, you have to wear a chicken suit for the rest of the game. Trust us, it’s a sight to see.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon who has a secret talent for stand-up comedy. You’ll be laughing so hard, you might just forget you’re in a battle for your life.

And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the hidden village of talking pigs who will teach you the ancient art of bacon crafting. Yes, you heard that right. Bacon crafting.

So why wait? Join our server and embrace the chaos, the laughter, and the pure insanity that is Minecraft fate. Who knows what adventures await you?