We got trainers in-game who will whip you into shape with resistance training. You’ll be liftin’ virtual weights and doin’ squats like a pro. And guess what? Your physical function will improve during menopause! You’ll be jumpin’ around like a kangaroo on steroids, I tell ya.
Don’t let menopause bring you down, join our server and defy the laws of aging. Who needs hormone replacement therapy when you got Minecraft, am I right? So come on, join us and let’s get swole together!
We have more mods and plugins than you can shake a stick at, seriously, it’s like a mod explosion up in here! And the best part? You can pay to win! That’s right, just whip out that credit card and you’ll be the king of the server in no time!
But wait, there’s more! We have custom mini-games that will blow your mind! Ever wanted to play Minecraft bingo while riding a pig? Well, now you can! And don’t even get me started on our custom-built spawn area, it’s like a disco party mixed with a circus!
So what are you waiting for? Join now and prepare to have your mind blown! Just remember, leave your sanity at the door, because things are about to get crazy up in here!
Once, a player tried to grief our beautiful castle, but we summoned a dragon to protect it and it breathed fire on them until they ran away crying.
We have a secret underground base where we host epic PvP battles with diamond armor and enchanted weapons. And don’t even get me started on our pet creepers that we trained to do our bidding.
So come join us on this wild ride of a server, where anything can happen and chaos reigns supreme!
Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly you stumble upon a secret underground base filled with meme-loving conspiracists. They’ll welcome you with open arms and shower you with dank memes that will make you question reality itself.
But wait, there’s more! Our research shows that shared photos and videos on our server actually reinforce a ‘conspiracist worldview’, making you feel like you’re part of a secret society of meme warriors. It’s like joining the Illuminati, but with more creepers and less Illuminati symbols.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and become part of the craziest, most meme-tastic community in the Minecraft universe. Trust us, you won’t regret it. Or maybe you will, who knows? It’s all part of the conspiracy, baby!
| Features | Description |
|---|---|
| Anti Cheat | Proper anti cheat to control illegals, prevent flyhacking, and ensure a fair experience for all players. |
| Mega Bases & Clans | Multiple mega bases and clans like UTOPIA Skybase, Pony Town, Hannec, and Spawn Castle exist on the server. |
| Rich History | The server has a 5-year history, never reset, and a community of historians keeping track of events on a timeline. |
For anarchy gameplay on bedrock, check out 2b2e.org with the IP: 2b2e.org and Port: 19132.
A: Yes, the server is tailored for bedrock players looking for an anarchy experience similar to 2b2t.
A: Simply use the IP “2b2e.org” and Port “19132” in your Minecraft client to connect to the server.
A: The server follows an anarchy model, so there are no specific rules enforced other than those related to cheating/hacking.
A: You can either join existing clans or create your own base depending on your gameplay preferences.
A: PvP is allowed on the server, adding to the challenge and excitement of the gameplay.
You’ll be mining and crafting with a bunch of crazy players who are all about that spicy PvP action. It’s like a virtual battle royale, but with creepers and zombies trying to crash the party.
And the best part? The girls on this server are fierce warriors who will wreck you in a duel. It’s like getting your butt kicked by a girl, but in the most epic way possible.
So come join us and experience the thrill of getting your blocky behind handed to you by a girl who knows how to throw down in Minecraft. It’s gonna be a wild ride, my dude.
Join our server and experience the thrill of navigating through family drama, relationship issues, and friend betrayals – all while building your dream world in Minecraft. Who needs reality TV when you can witness all the juicy drama unfold right in front of your eyes?
Forget about mining for diamonds, the real treasure on our server is the never-ending drama that will keep you on the edge of your seat. From love triangles to sibling rivalries, there’s never a dull moment in our virtual world.
So why wait? Join our server now and get ready to experience a rollercoaster of emotions that will leave you questioning everything you thought you knew about relationships and friendships. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on this wild ride!
Join us for epic build battles where you can construct the most outrageous structures you can imagine. Want to build a giant toilet made entirely of gold blocks? Go for it! How about a roller coaster that goes through a lava pit? The sky’s the limit (literally, we have a sky limit on our server).
But that’s not all! We also host weekly events like “Pig Racing” where players ride pigs through obstacle courses for the chance to win rare in-game items. And don’t even get us started on our legendary “TNT Wars” tournaments where players battle it out in explosive combat.
So why do people ask so many NSFW questions on our server? Because we’re not afraid to have a little fun and push the boundaries of what’s considered “appropriate” in the Minecraft world. Join us and see for yourself why our server is the craziest, most hilarious place to play Minecraft!
A New Era of Minecraft – Technology, Magic & Adventure Await!
| Feature | Description |
|---|---|
| Slimefun | Unlock the power of technology and magic with Slimefun! Craft advanced machines, explore new enchantments, and delve into unique crafting systems. |
| Backpack Upgrades | Expand your inventory with customizable backpacks that you can upgrade over time. |
| Custom Enchants | Enhance your gear with custom enchantments that offer unique abilities beyond the vanilla experience. |
| Automate Your World | Create machines to automate everything from resource generation to complex crafting processes. |
| Slimefun Upgrades | Upgrade your machines and tools, unlock advanced crafting with better engines, powerful armor, and tech upgrades. |
| Magic Meets Technology | Forge magical items or harness the power of electricity to fuel your creations. |
| Towny | Form a town, build your empire, establish self-sustaining farms, and craft tools and machines to keep your town safe and thriving. |
| Minecraft 1.20 Features | Experience the full range of Minecraft 1.20 content on Conquest SMP, along with new biomes, mobs, and items. |
| Community Events | Participate in community-driven events, challenges, and contests, and engage with a welcoming community of players. |
You can join the server by connecting to the IP address or domain provided in the server information.
Slimefun is a plugin that transforms Minecraft into a whole new experience by adding advanced machines, magical artifacts, and unique crafting systems.
Yes, you can upgrade your backpack with customizable options to carry more items.
Yes, there are community-driven events, challenges, and contests for players to participate in.
Yes, the server welcomes players of all levels, from beginners to seasoned veterans, with a supportive community to help newcomers.
Conquest SMP offers a unique blend of technology, magic, and adventure with features like Slimefun, custom enchantments, and Towny to enhance gameplay.
For more information and to join our community, check out our Discord server!