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Pissy Cunny Chronicles: Where Kronii and Gura’s Minecraft Adventures Begin!

Adventures, Chronicles, cleaning, cunny, cyberbullying, DISRESPECTFUL, EMBARRASSING, gura, Guras, Humiliation, hygiene, inappropriate, internet culture, kohai, Kronii, Mentorship, Minecraft, peer pressure, PISSY, pissy cunny, public shaming, ridicule, shame, twitch streamer, Virtual idol, Vtuber

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	8335
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	20	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Villages Defended:	16	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
New Chunks Explored:	780048	Enchanted Forests Planted:	12
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Unicorn Sightings:	0

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more chaotic than a creeper explosion? Look no further than our server, where anything goes – even if it involves questionable hygiene practices between Vtuber idols. Join us for a wild ride filled with drama, laughs, and maybe even some questionable decisions that will have you saying, “What in the blocky world did I just witness?” So come on, join us and see why everyone is talking about our server – just be prepared for the unexpected, like having to clean up after your senpai’s messes.

Limbus LOLz: Where the Creepers are our Employees!

Actors, art, Audience, creativity, CREEPERS, Drama, employees, Entertainment, Experience, Impressive.., Like it, Limbus, limbus company, live show, lolz, memorable, Performance, production, Recommend, review, Stage, storytelling, TALENTED, Theater

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	919
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Alien Abductions:	3
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Runes Activated:	8	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Potions Brewed:	121
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a lava-filled jungle!

Join us for epic battles against zombie pigmen riding on giant chickens, or team up with your friends to take down a dragon that farts rainbows.

But wait, there’s more! Our server has a secret underground disco club where you can dance with creepers and skeletons all night long. And don’t even get me started on our custom-built rollercoaster that takes you on a journey through the Nether and back again.

So why waste your time on those other boring servers when you could be having the time of your life on ours? Join now and prepare for the craziest Minecraft experience of your life!

Crafting Chaos: Where Even Steve Asks ‘What’s the Point?’

America, antisemitic, Asks, biden, Chaos, CHRISTIANS, Crafting, Democrat, election, fbi, FEMA death camp, golom, Government, Kang, Kike, kudos, point, POL, politically incorrect, REPUBLICAN, revolt, slaughter, steve, Ukraine, Voting, whats, Zelensky

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	6258
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	6	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	19
Divine Spears Created:	10	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	39	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	26

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing politically incorrect is how many creepers we let blow up your creations!

Join us and choose between two candidates for mayor: a zombie with a (D) after his name or a skeleton with an (R) after his name. It’s not like your vote matters anyway, just like in the real world where elections are stopped and candidates are installed like mods.

Don’t worry about revolting, the only revolting thing here is the amount of zombies Zelensky is sending to slaughter innocent villagers. But hey, at least they didn’t call him antisemitic, right?

So come join our server, where /pol/ is just a honey pot for creepers and the only list you’ll end up on is the one for the most epic builds!

Minecraft Mayhem: ‘/hg/ – Halo General’ Server – Where Spartans Mine and Craft in Style!

#CommunityUpdate, #HaloGeneral, #HaloWaypoint, #MasterChiefCollection, #MCCUpdate, #OperationLaunch, #RevenueStream, #SpartanKelly087, #SunderedShowdown, #SupportEnded, #TerminalEdition, #TheYappeningII, Craft, gamingbible, general, Halo, haloinfinite, MAYHEM, Minecraft, News, rainbowsixsiege, Server, Spartans, Style, Trailer, update, Xbox

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	3782
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	7	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Astral Projections Made:	0
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Villages Defended:	16	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate terminal edition! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. We have a secret Halo Infinite update that gives you the power to spawn in a YapYap the Destroyer army to take over the server. It’s chaos, it’s madness, it’s pure entertainment!

2. Our community update involves a Sundered Showdown where players have to battle it out using only their bare hands and a potato. Who will emerge victorious? Join to find out!

3. The latest MCC update includes a feature where you can ride on Spartan Kelly-087’s back as she takes on Rainbow Six Siege. It’s like a crossover episode you never knew you needed!

4. Need more reasons to join? How about the fact that MCC support was ended because the developers couldn’t handle the sheer awesomeness of our server. That’s right, we broke the game with our epicness!

So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the insanity for yourself. Don’t miss out on the fun, join our Minecraft server today!

VirginCraft: Where Normgroids Roam and Funny Things Happen

18 year old, age, cultural expectations, double standards, Drugs, funny, happen, Hypocrisy, judgment, Marriage, MARRIED, morality, Normgroids, relationships, roam, social norms, societal pressure, society, Virgin, VirginCraft, whoring out, WOMAN, young

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	2833
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Cosmic Pies Baked:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	11
Glorious Feasts Held:	15	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	13	Zombie Dances:	8
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14

Join our Minecraft server if you want to escape the normgroids and their ridiculous standards! On our server, you can marry whoever you want, even if they’re just a blocky pixel person. Plus, we have a special drug-themed area where you can mine for “diamonds” and get high on the virtual experience. Who needs real life drama when you can have all the chaos and fun in Minecraft? Join now and let your inner normgroid-free self shine!

Minecraft Boomer Server: ‘I’m 20 and this is still deep’

“Youth, >20 years old, 20, age, boomer, Contemplative, deep, Experience, Introspective, life lessons, Maturity, Meaningful, Minecraft, Nostalgia, personal growth, Profound, Reflection, SELF AWARENESS, Server, thoughtful, Timeless, true classic, wisdom

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	266
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	14
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	18	Runes Activated:	0
Meteorites Collected:	4	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is a true classic that will make you feel like a 20-year-old philosopher pondering the meaning of life.

Join us and embark on epic quests that will challenge your mind and your Minecraft skills. Build towering castles, explore mysterious dungeons, and battle fearsome dragons that will make you question your sanity.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret society of talking cows who will guide you on your journey with their wisdom and cheesy puns. And if you’re lucky, you might even discover the legendary diamond-encrusted llama who grants wishes to those who can solve his riddles.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and experience the deep, mind-bending adventure that will make you question everything you thought you knew about Minecraft. Trust us, it’s a true classic that will leave you saying, “I’m 20 and this is still deep.”

Crafty Cringe Faces: The Minecraft Server

awkward, Crafty, cringe, cringeworthy, Cultural differences, cultural misunderstandings, Diversity, Expressions, faces, facial expressions, ignorance, Minecraft, prejudice, race relations, racial behavior, racial stereotypes, Server, social awkwardness, social norms, Stereotypes, UNCOMFORTABLE, uncomfortable situations, white people

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	6976
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	4
Secret Passages Found:	5	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11
Magical Moments Shared:	28	Dark Rituals Completed:	6
Immortal Anvils Forged:	11	Magic Items Found:	2858
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	8	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16

Are you tired of seeing white people make cringeworthy faces in real life? Well, come join our Minecraft server where all the players have perfectly normal faces! No more awkward smiles or weird expressions, just blocky characters having a blast in our virtual world.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of llamas who have mastered the art of disco dancing. Join them in their underground dance parties and learn their funky moves to impress your friends.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with unlimited diamonds waiting to be discovered deep within the server. Will you be the lucky player to find it and become the richest miner in all of Minecraft?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and say goodbye to cringeworthy faces and hello to a world of endless possibilities and llama dance parties!

CraftyEngineer24’s Epic Minecraft Adventure

24 years old, ACADEMIC, Adventure, age, Challenges, college, Country, CraftyEngineer24s, determination, education, engineering degree, Epic, Experience, first year, learning, Minecraft, opportunities, perseverance, repeating, STUDENT, studying, success, third time, University

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	4526
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	256	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Villages Defended:	12

Are you tired of studying for the same degree over and over again like this poor soul? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, you can escape the endless cycle of academic doom and join a community of players who have also failed at adulting!

Join us for a chance to build your dream world where you can finally succeed at something, unlike this poor soul who just can’t seem to catch a break in real life. Who needs a degree when you can have a virtual empire in Minecraft, am I right?

So come on over and join us for some laughs, some fails, and maybe even some success (unlike this poor guy). Let’s make Minecraft great again, one engineering dropout at a time!

AvoidChuubasMC – No Chuubas Allowed!

Allowed, AVOID, AvoidChuubasMC, Chuubas, Community, content creators, digital influencers, Entertainment, Fandom, internet celebrities, livestreamers, online entertainers, online personalities, reasons, Recommendations, streaming, valid, virtual avatars, virtual idols, virtual youtubers, Vtubers

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	6154
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	23	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	26	Glorious Feasts Held:	9
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Astral Amulets Crafted:	28
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	19	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	9
Wyrmholes Dug:	8	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2

Oh, honey, let me tell you about the chuubas on this server. We’ve got one that’s a literal walking disaster zone – every time they try to build a house, it ends up looking like a pile of dirt with a roof made out of chickens. And don’t even get me started on the chuuba who thinks they’re a master redstone engineer but can’t even make a simple door that opens without exploding. Trust me, you’ll want to steer clear of these hot messes if you value your sanity (and your precious diamond pickaxe).

But hey, if you’re looking for a good laugh and some epic fails, this server is the place to be. Join us for some wild adventures, ridiculous builds, and maybe even a few unexpected explosions. Who knows, you might just become the next legendary chuuba everyone’s talking about – for better or for worse! So grab your sword, saddle up your pig, and come join the chaos. Just be sure to watch out for those chuubas… they’re a special breed, that’s for sure.

Blocky Bois and Bioware’s Demise: A Minecraft Adventure

Adventure, Backlash, bioware, Biowares, blocky, Bois, cancel culture, controversy, criticism, demise, Diversity, Ethics, fan base, game development, gaming industry, inclusiveness, Inclusivity, industry trends, Minecraft, narrative design, Political Correctness, representation, social justice, storytelling, video games, WOKE CULTURE

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	3369
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	10	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5
Glorious Feasts Held:	5	Magic Items Found:	1502
Rainbows Spotted:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Love Letters Sent:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Towns Built:	3
Wyrmholes Dug:	6	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that put you to sleep faster than a lullaby? Well, look no further because our server is so bad and woke that it will make Bioware question their existence! Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding chickens, dancing creepers, and a secret underground society of talking pigs. Who needs boring old quests when you can embark on a quest to find the mythical diamond-encrusted potato of destiny? So come on, join us and see just how bad and woke things can get in the world of Minecraft!