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| Players: | 95/1000 | Votes: | 825 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Farms Harvested: | 197 | Dragonkin Hatched: | 2 |
| Werewolf Howls Heard: | 1 | Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 1 |
| Villages Defended: | 16 | Mines Excavated: | 4097 |
| Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 5 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 3 |
| Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 8 | Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 4 |
| Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 13 | Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 5 |
| Ender Pearl Glitches: | 4 | Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 2 |
I mean, where else can you find a place where the creepers are actually friendly and give you hugs instead of blowing you up? It’s like a freakin’ paradise for players who are tired of getting their butts kicked by those green jerks.
And get this, on this server, diamonds literally rain from the sky! You just stand there with your mouth open like a derp and watch as the bling bling falls into your inventory. It’s like winning the lottery, but without all the boring numbers and stuff.
Oh, and did I mention that the pigs can fly on this server? Yeah, you heard me right. Pigs. Freakin’. Fly. So if you’ve ever dreamed of riding a bacon-powered jetpack, this is the place for you.
So what are you waiting for, bro? Come join us on this Minecraft server and experience a whole new level of insanity and fun! Trust me, you won’t regret it… or maybe you will, but who cares, right? YOLO!
