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Players: | 102/1000 | Votes: | 3616 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 1 | Goblin Markets Raided: | 5 |
Mythical Quests Completed: | 25 | Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 2 |
Mineshafts Explored: | 4 | Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 3 |
Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 6 | Infinite Doors Opened: | 3 |
Mythical Relics Collected: | 10 | Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 17 |
Vanishing Structures Built: | 4 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 3 |
Enchantments Applied: | 295 | Powerful Allies Recruited: | 3 |
WE GOT INTERNET TROLLS WHO ARE ACTUALLY REAL PEOPLE (I KNOW, SHOCKING, RIGHT?) AND THEY ARE HERE TO MAKE UR GAMING EXPERIENCE THE MOST EPIC EVER! THEY’LL BUILD U THE CRAZIEST STRUCTURES, LIKE A CASTLE MADE OF CHEESE OR A GIANT TOILET MADE OF GOLD!
AND GET THIS, THESE TROLLS ARE ACTUALLY SUPERHEROES IN DISGUISE! THEY HAVE AGGRESSION LIKE THE HULK, VULNERABLE NARCISSISM LIKE KIM KARDASHIAN, AND LOW SELF-ESTEEM LIKE THAT GUY WHO EATS COLD SPAGHETTI STRAIGHT FROM THE CAN!
SO, IF U WANNA JOIN A MINECRAFT SERVER THAT WILL MAKE U LAUGH, CRY, AND QUESTION UR SANITY, THEN COME ON DOWN AND JOIN US! DON’T MISS OUT ON THE CRAZIEST ADVENTURE OF UR LIFE! (DISCLAIMER: WE ARE NOT RESPONSIBLE FOR ANY BRAIN DAMAGE CAUSED BY EXCESSIVE LOLZ)