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Players: | 100/1000 | Votes: | 4126 |
Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 1 | Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 4 |
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 2 | Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 14 |
Celestial Beings Befriended: | 0 | Lost Cities Unearthed: | 1 |
Astral Amulets Crafted: | 35 | Astral Mages Summoned: | 4 |
Reality Warps Survived: | 2 | Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 397 |
Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 4 | Chimeras Created: | 2 |
Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 3 | Blood Moons Survived: | 0 |
> Why, you ask? Because on our server, you can escape the soul-crushing reality of minimum wage jobs and relationship drama by building your own virtual paradise! No more dealing with annoying bosses or ex-girlfriends, just you and your blocky creations.
> Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret diamond mine hidden somewhere in the world, just waiting to be discovered. Who needs a demolition job when you can mine for precious gems and become the richest player on the server?
> So, what are you waiting for? Leave your real-life problems behind and join us on our wacky, wild, and downright ridiculous Minecraft SMP. Trust me, you won’t regret it!