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Players: | 110/600 | Votes: | 4923 |
Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 0 | Evil Twin Fights: | 3 |
Zombie Dances: | 8 | Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 1 |
Mines Excavated: | 3225 | Legendary Titles Earned: | 3 |
Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 8 | Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 6 |
Endless Legions Commanded: | 32 | Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 39 |
Undead Armies Raised: | 5 | Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 4 |
Invisible Walls Found: | 2 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 1 |
oh, and did i mention we have a roller coaster that goes through a volcano? yeah, it’s totally safe, i promise. just make sure you wear your fireproof undies.
also, we have a petting zoo with creepers that have been trained to give hugs instead of blowing you up. it’s like therapy, but with explosives.
so, if you want to join a server that’s more lit than a nether portal, come join us. plus, we have a secret handshake that involves dancing like a chicken. it’s totally worth it, trust me.