Forget about boring old elections, on our server, the Pentagon doesn’t support the democratic process and will do whatever it takes to win. With long-range missiles flying and hypersonic nuclear-capable ballistic missiles being launched, you’ll never have a dull moment. So come join us at the edge of the precipice and see if you have what it takes to survive the ultimate Minecraft showdown!
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Nuke Wars Minecraft Server
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P I G S K I N G O R E T H R E A D Minecraft SMP
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So come on, join us and let’s get gory together in the most absurd and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience!
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JoyfulBlock Minecraft SMP
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So, if you want to experience the most insane, ridiculous, and downright hilarious Minecraft SMP server of all time, you gotta join us. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Just be prepared to laugh until your sides hurt and maybe lose a few brain cells along the way. But hey, who needs those anyway? Join now and let the chaos begin!
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CraftyCrashLand Minecraft Server
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join us now and experience the wildest ride of your life! build epic structures, battle fierce mobs, and maybe even find some hidden treasures along the way. trust me, once u join this server, u ain’t never gonna wanna leave. so what u waitin’ for? come on over and let’s get this party started!