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Blocky Battles: Arknights Edition – Join ‘/akg/’ for epic adventures in Minecraft!

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	6470
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	11	Astral Projections Made:	4
Meteorite Armor Created:	25	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Astral Orbs Gathered:	9
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Villages Defended:	15
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s crazier than a creeper on Red Bull? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be! We’ve got more epic content updates than you can shake a diamond sword at.

Join now and you’ll have the chance to battle against the legendary 6* Sniper Fiammetta, who shoots flaming arrows faster than you can say “Ender Dragon”. And don’t forget about the 6* Caster Passenger, who can summon a magical minecart to ride into battle!

But wait, there’s more! How about facing off against the 5* Supporter Quercus, who can summon a forest of angry trees to protect you from any hostile mobs? Or team up with the 5* Medic Whisperain, who can heal you faster than you can say “Notch”.

And if that’s not enough, we’ve even got a special event where you can get a Cardigan skin that will make you look so stylish, even the villagers will be jealous. So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the insanity begin!

CraftyKnights – LOLz & Blocks Galore! Join ‘/akg/’ for a wild Minecraft adventure!

#Vendela, Adventure, akg, Andreana, arknights, blocks, Cardigan skin, cement, Chestnut, CraftyKnights, Delphine, Fiammetta, Galore, hoederer, Horn, ines, Join, kafka, lolz, Minecraft, paprika, passenger, Quercus, Rockrock, Stainless, Totter, Whisperain, Wild

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	7451
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Ores Mined:	5593	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Animals Bred:	144	Zombie Dances:	4
Astral Amulets Crafted:	37	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is so wild, we have 6* Sniper Fiammetta and 6* Caster Passenger running around causing mayhem. You won’t find that on any other server, that’s for sure!

2. Need a break from the ordinary? How about joining us for some Design of Strife – Cardigan skin madness? It’s like a fashion show, but with creepers and zombies!

3. Ever wanted to team up with 6* Defender Horn and 6* Supporter Stainless to take on the world? Well, now’s your chance on our server!

4. And let’s not forget about the epic EP13: The Whirlpool That Is Passion event. Trust me, you won’t want to miss out on the craziness that will ensue.

So, what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience Minecraft like never before. Who knows, you might even run into Dorothy and Fiammetta having a tea party with the Ender Dragon!

LakeLazinessCraft

Accountability, daughter’s safety, defensive husband, dismissive behavior, inconsiderate actions, inconvenienced, irresponsible, lack of awareness, lack of communication, lack of consideration, lack of mindfulness, lake trip, LakeLazinessCraft, leaving daughter alone, maintenance man, Parental Responsibility, risky behavior, self-sufficient kids, unsafe situation

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	2810
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Magic Items Found:	7750
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	14
Farms Harvested:	729	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	15	Mysterious Portals Opened:	18

Looking for a Minecraft server that will keep you on your toes like a maintenance man in a kitchen with a 13-year-old girl? Look no further! Join our server for some wild adventures and unexpected surprises!

Our server is so unpredictable, you never know when your husband might take your kids on a spontaneous trip to a lake two+ hours away while leaving a maintenance man alone with your daughter. Who needs communication and consideration when you can have thrilling moments like these?

Don’t worry about rushing back home to handle the situation, just hop on our server and escape reality for a while. And if you ever need a break from your husband’s irresponsible behavior, our server is the perfect place to unwind and have some fun.

Join now for a gaming experience that’s as wild and unpredictable as a day in the life of this Reddit user!

BlockyBabes Minecraft SMP

BlockyBabes, Challenges, client behavior, Difficult, discrimination, emotional toll., Exploitation, financial instability, industry norms, Job, lack of support, legal issues, long hours, mental health, Minecraft, physical risks, Safety concerns, sex workers, smp, societal judgement, stigma, Vulnerability, worst part

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	9568
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	340	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	48
Chimeras Created:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	6

Are you tired of mining for diamonds all day and night with no one to share your loot with? Look no further, because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be for all the wild and crazy adventures you could ever imagine!

Join us for epic battles against giant creepers, build massive structures that defy the laws of physics, and maybe even find love in the most unexpected places (we’re looking at you, Villager #3).

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a secret underground society of sex workers who are always looking for new recruits. Think you have what it takes to mine by day and party by night? Then come join us and see where the blocks may fall!

PixelPainWhatIf

constant what ifs, deep regrets, dwelling on the past, emotional pain, endless what ifs, haunting thoughts, inner turmoil, lingering regrets, living in the past, living with regrets, lost opportunities, missed chances, painful memories, painful regrets, past mistakes, PixelPainWhatIf, second guessing, self-blame, self-doubt, unresolved what ifs, What If Scenarios

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	8163
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	8	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	95	Ether Blades Crafted:	19
Mines Excavated:	3220	Gnome Villages Protected:	8
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	21	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1

Are you tired of living with the pain of “what ifs”? Well, have no fear because on our Minecraft server, all your wildest “what ifs” can come true! What if you could ride a pig into battle against a horde of zombies? What if you could build a castle made entirely out of diamond blocks? What if you could tame a dragon and ride it into the sunset? Join our server and say goodbye to boring old reality, because here, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion). So come on, what if you joined our server today?

KimJongCraft Minecraft Server

Communication, controversy, cultural exchange, dialogue, Diplomacy, east asia, foreign affairs, headline, international relations, Kim Jong-un, KimJongCraft, Korean terms, Language, leader, Minecraft, News, North Korea, Politics, reconciliation, Server, south korea, Speech, summit

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	3745
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Epic Weapons Forged:	4	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	15	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6
Mythical Relics Collected:	13	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Shadow Figures Spotted:	4

so like, this server is the bomb dot com, like kim jong un shocking everyone with his south korean slang, except we’re not north korean dictators, we’re just a bunch of gamers looking to have a good time. join us for some epic battles and crazy adventures. we have more diamonds than kim jong un has nukes, and our community is tighter than his grip on power. come join us and be part of something truly legendary. plus, we have a secret underground bunker full of cake. yeah, you heard me right, cake. so what are you waiting for? join now and let’s conquer the minecraft world together!

CraftyDocGoneWild

civil disobedience, CraftyDocGoneWild, crime, criminal justice, Doctor, Healthcare, HUMAN RIGHTS, India, Justice, law enforcement, murder, National strike, Outrage, protest, Public Safety, rape, Safety, Social Issues, society, violence, WOMENS RIGHTS

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	6098
Rating:	4.5 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6
Endless Night Skies:	4	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	5	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	16
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	13

join our epic minecraft server where we fight against evil doctors who rape and murder people!!! we are like the avengers but in minecraft!!! come join us and help us defeat these evil doctors with your epic building skills and sword fighting abilities!!! we have crazy events like doctor hunts and rescue missions!!! come be a hero in our world and save the day!!! also, we have free cake every friday!!! so what are you waiting for? join now and be a part of the most epic adventure ever!!!

QuantumCraft: Weirdness Amplified

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	5197
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	24
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Holy Grails Found:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	12

so, like, imagine this, right? you’re just minding your own business, mining some diamonds in minecraft, when all of a sudden, BAM! quantum weirdness hits you like a ton of bricks. but guess what? on this server, quantum weirdness is not just a random occurrence, it’s a way of life.

join our server and experience the thrill of quantum weirdness like never before. build a house that’s simultaneously there and not there, ride a pig that’s both alive and dead at the same time, and fight off creepers that exist in multiple dimensions at once.

but that’s not all! on our server, you can also participate in epic quests to uncover the secrets of the universe, like why chickens always seem to be plotting something, or how to turn a block of dirt into a block of pure gold. plus, we have the best parties in town, with disco balls made of glowstone and music played by a skeleton DJ.

so what are you waiting for? join our server today and embrace the chaos of quantum weirdness. who knows, you might even discover the meaning of life along the way. or at least have a good laugh trying.

PixelPunch Minecraft Server

34, follows tick, long tail, Minecraft, No daughter, No husband, PixelPunch, Server, Tick follows tock

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	7793
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Farms Harvested:	973	Epic Shields Constructed:	11
Magical Moments Shared:	13	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	30
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Gnome Villages Protected:	9
Endless Night Skies:	4	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride of chaos and madness!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of battling giant mutant chickens, riding on flying pigs, and mining diamonds with a pickaxe made out of cheese!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where all the creepers go to bust a move. And rumor has it, if you can find the hidden treasure chest, you’ll be rewarded with a pet dragon that shoots rainbow lasers out of its eyes!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare to have your Minecraft world turned upside down in the most hilarious and outrageous ways possible!

ChudcelCraft SMP – The Bro-tastic Minecraft Adventure

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	5268
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	New Chunks Explored:	613493
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	30	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	15	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Holy Grails Found:	4
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Immortal Potions Brewed:	11	Epic Battles Fought:	8

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you have to follow all the rules and play nice with others? Well, look no further than our insane Minecraft SMP! Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle, build giant statues of yourself out of diamonds, and prank your friends by filling their houses with llamas.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chudcelbros, a group of players who have mastered the art of trolling and will stop at nothing to make your Minecraft experience a living nightmare. From exploding chickens to secret traps hidden in every corner, you never know what kind of chaos the Chudcelbros will unleash next.

So if you’re ready to throw caution to the wind and embrace the madness, join our Minecraft SMP today. Just remember, once you enter, there’s no going back. Good luck, and may the blocks be ever in your favor!

BabyBlockDrama

baby, BabyBlockDrama, Best Friend, dating sites, family, Followers, grad school, hurt feelings, husband, instagram, newborn, PHOTO, privacy, privacy concerns, privacy settings, Protection, Screenshot, Spouse, Trust, vacation, worries

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	3110
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Divine Relics Bestowed:	5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	3
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	23	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Dark Rituals Completed:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	122
Mythical Relics Collected:	6	Lunar Scepters Activated:	6
Dragons Tamed:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that values privacy and respects boundaries? Look no further than our server, where we promise not to send your baby’s picture to random strangers for a date!

Join us for a wild adventure where you can trust your fellow players not to betray your trust like that one best friend did. We won’t call you crazy for wanting to protect your baby’s privacy, in fact, we’ll celebrate your dedication to keeping your little one safe.

So come on over to our server, where we prioritize respect, privacy, and of course, epic Minecraft builds. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a new best friend who won’t go behind your back and send your baby’s picture to strangers. Join now and let the crazy adventures begin!

CraftyBeliefGoneWhy

acceptance, Adaptability, BELIEF, CHANGE, CraftyBeliefGoneWhy, Evolving, flexibility, growth, introspection, letting go, mindset shift, moving on, Open-mindedness, personal development, Reflection, Release, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, self improvement, transformation, Value

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	7015
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Potions Brewed:	146
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Magic Crystals Found:	15
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Secret Passages Found:	6
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	200	Dimension Hops:	15
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Mines Excavated:	4523

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through the land of blocks!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of riding a pig off a cliff while battling a horde of zombie chickens. Our server is so crazy, we once had a player build a giant toilet out of diamond blocks just for fun!

Say goodbye to your old beliefs and values because on our server, anything goes! Who needs to follow the rules when you can ride a llama into battle wearing a suit made entirely of TNT?

So come on over and join us for a wild and wacky adventure that will make you question everything you thought you knew about Minecraft. Trust us, you won’t regret it!