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Players: | 96/800 | Votes: | 6456 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 20 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 3 |
Orbs of Power Found: | 12 | Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 5 |
Shadow Figures Spotted: | 3 | Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 1 |
Portal Loops Escaped: | 2 | Whispering Caves Entered: | 3 |
Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 35 | Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 3 |
Legendary Scepters Created: | 3 | Celestial Beings Befriended: | 2 |
Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 2 | Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 5 |
Join our SMP for a chance to ride on the backs of flying pigs, battle evil llamas with laser eyes, and build a house out of nothing but enchanted golden carrots. And get this, every time you mine a block, a chorus of singing villagers will serenade you with Taylor Swift songs. It’s like living in a dream, but better because there’s unlimited pizza and ice cream for everyone!
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon who moonlights as a stand-up comedian on weekends. You haven’t lived until you’ve heard a dragon tell knock-knock jokes in a British accent.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience a world of pure madness and mayhem. Trust me, you won’t regret it!