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CraftyLegends – Where Minecraft meets League of Legends for epic LOLs!

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	9355
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	New Chunks Explored:	922136
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	26
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest and most outrageous one out there! Join us for the High Noon Event where Zed, Zyra, and Fiddlesticks will be roaming around causing chaos. And don’t miss out on the Blood Moon event where things get extra spooky with Kayle, Varus, Malzahar, Akali, Nocturne, and Brand running amok.

But that’s not all! We have the most insane patch notes that will blow your mind and keep you on your toes. Plus, our PBE patch notes are so wild, you won’t believe what’s coming next. And if you want to dominate the game, check out our builds and account stats to stay ahead of the competition.

And let’s not forget about our model viewer where you can see all your favorite champions in action. So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and get ready for the most epic Minecraft experience of your life!

LazyPandaCraft: Where you can get a 5/10 without even trying!

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	3656
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Potions Brewed:	82	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4
Mythical Swords Crafted:	66	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Villages Defended:	12	Shadow Figures Spotted:	10
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Towns Built:	7	Epic Quests Completed:	8
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	25	Backwards Speech Heard:	3

Are you tired of grinding away on other Minecraft servers just to get mediocre rewards? Well, look no further because on our server, you can jerk off to 9/10 pixelated girls daily! Why settle for a 5/10 when you can have a 9/10 experience right at your fingertips? Join us for a wild ride filled with outrageous adventures and endless laughs. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on this insane Minecraft server experience!

Block Punch Mania

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	4504
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	55	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Demon Skulls Collected:	16	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	39	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	21	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Secret Passages Found:	7	Dragon Eggs Found:	8154
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	7

Welcome to the most chaotic and unpredictable Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Join us as we embark on a mission to rewrite the script of two absolutely ridiculous Jews who thought they were comedians.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have two unfunny hacks leading the way, ensuring that every moment is filled with laughter (or cringing, depending on your sense of humor).

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so wild and crazy that even Jesus himself would say “Fuck, this is insane!” Join us as we build, mine, and explore in a world where anything can happen.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on this absurd adventure and see where the madness takes you. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on this server, anything goes!

Crafting Waifus: The Ultimate ‘/int/ernational gf thread’ Minecraft Server

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	7755
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Cursed Lands Purified:	5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	4	Phantom Rings Equipped:	23
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	189
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	11
Lunar Scepters Activated:	12	Endless Legions Commanded:	22

Looking for a girlfriend who can kick butt and take names? Look no further than our Minecraft server! We have a special faction of Amazonian American soldier girlfriends who are ready to protect you from creepers and zombies while also stealing your heart.

These ladies are not only strong and fierce, but they also have a sweet side that will make you melt like a block of ice in the Nether. Plus, they are definitely not fat – in fact, they are so fit and toned that you’ll be wondering if they’re secretly training for the Olympics.

Join our server today and you’ll have the chance to meet your very own Amazonian American soldier girlfriend. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a whirlwind romance that will make all your friends jealous. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let the love (and the adventure) begin!

CraftyV4M – Where Pixels and Memes Collide!

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	3404
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5	Magic Wands Crafted:	14
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Lunar Scepters Activated:	10
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	41
Falling into the Void:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1

Are you ready to join the most epic Minecraft server ever? Well, get ready for the Birthday Girl Edition! This server is so lit, even the Ender Dragon wants an invite to Mono’s birthday bash! We’ve got Gen 1, Gen 2, and even Gen 3 talents like you’ve never seen before. From Abi Kadabura slaying creepers to Yumi the Witch brewing up some potions, this server is the place to be.

But wait, there’s more! We’ve got debut merch that will make you look cooler than a diamond sword. And don’t forget about the Globie gen 2 girls making their debut this weekend – they’re so awesome, even Herobrine is jealous.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s build a world so epic, even Notch himself would be impressed. Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime, only on the most epic Minecraft server in the multiverse!

Crafty AF: Game of the Year my ass

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	8099
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	17
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	88	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	9	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that claim to be the “Game of the Year”? Well, look no further because our server is the REAL deal. Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and instantly became the richest player in all the land. How, you may ask? Because our server has a secret hidden treasure chest that only the chosen ones can find. Legend has it that whoever finds this chest will be blessed with unlimited diamonds and gold for eternity.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the rarest and most majestic creatures you will ever encounter in Minecraft. From flying pigs to dancing llamas, you never know what kind of wacky adventure awaits you around every corner.

So, if you’re ready to experience the most epic, outrageous, and downright hilarious Minecraft server of all time, then join us today. Trust us, you won’t regret it. And remember, “Game of the Year my ass.”

2 More Blocks Until the Zeitgeist Shifts Again Minecraft Server

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	9076
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	100
Enchanted Armories Found:	9	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Phantom Blocks Placed:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Demon Skulls Collected:	15	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3

Are you tired of waiting for the world to end? Look no further than our Minecraft server! We’ve got creepers ready to explode, zombies ready to munch on your brains, and Endermen ready to teleport you to another dimension. Join us for the ultimate apocalyptic experience – who needs the real world when you can have chaos and destruction in block form? Hurry, before the zombies beat you to it!

Crafty Runescape Rascals: ‘/osg/ Oldschool Shenanigans’

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	6001
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	0	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	11
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	14
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3

Are you tired of the same old Minecraft servers with boring quests and tame creatures? Well, look no further than our Brutal Urban Youth Dragon-edition server!

Join us for epic battles against Undead Pirates, where you can show off your skills in the Colosseum and become the ultimate champion. But beware, NPC Defence Changes mean the enemies are tougher than ever before!

Looking for a challenge? Take part in our /osg/ 2024 Skilling Competition and prove you’re the best of the best. And if you’re new to the server, don’t worry – we have quests and diaries to guide you on your journey to greatness.

With a website, wiki, and Twitter page to keep you informed, you’ll never miss out on the latest updates and events. So what are you waiting for? Join our server and unleash your inner dragon-slaying, pirate-fighting, colosseum-conquering hero today!

MonkeyPawCraft: Where wishes come true… in the most unexpected ways!

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	4968
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	14	Enchantments Applied:	275
Glorious Feasts Held:	6	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Endless Night Skies:	5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9
Divine Spears Created:	17	Rainbows Spotted:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server where wishes come true…kinda. Ever wanted to ride a flying pig while shooting lasers out of your eyes? Well, on our server, that’s just a regular Tuesday.

Our server is so magical, it’s like someone wished on a monkey paw to give you everything you want…but with a hilarious twist. Want a diamond sword? Sure, but it’s made out of spaghetti. Want to build a castle? Go for it, but it might just turn into a giant rubber duck halfway through.

Join us for the most unpredictable, wacky, and downright bonkers Minecraft experience of your life. Who knows what kind of crazy adventures and mishaps you’ll encounter on our server. So come on in and let the madness begin!

Blocky Bros: Where Spy X Family meets Minecraft fantasies!

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	2625
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Players Killed by Monsters:	2673
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Mythical Relics Collected:	5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Phantom Blocks Placed:	6	Cozy Campfires Lit:	6
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	14

Are you tired of living in the real world where you have to work hard for everything you want? Well, have we got the perfect escape for you! Join our Minecraft server where you can live out your ultimate male fantasy without any of the pesky responsibilities!

Imagine having a hot loving wife who always has dinner ready for you in the virtual world. Your kids will be well-behaved and never talk back to you. And don’t forget about your cool dog who can do all sorts of tricks!

On our server, you’ll have a well-paying job that requires zero effort on your part. You can wear the fanciest clothes and drive the nicest car without ever worrying about money. Your house/apartment will be in the fanciest neighborhood where everyone is just like you – patriotic and homogeneous.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and start living the dream life you’ve always wanted! Who needs reality when you have Minecraft?