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Minecraft SMP – Epic Roleplay Party

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	6330
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	7
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Rune Stones Activated:	7	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Astral Staffs Crafted:	5	Mythical Swords Crafted:	65
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP server, where we take our cats out for walks and engage in some truly wild erotic roleplaying! Why join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story about how one player found a rare diamond while roleplaying as a sexy creeper seducing a villager. And don’t even get me started on the time someone built a giant statue of a naked Steve riding a pig in the town square. Trust me, you won’t find this level of insanity anywhere else. So come join us and let your wildest Minecraft fantasies run wild!

MentalCraft: No Boyfriends Allowed

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	954
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	11	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Towns Built:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of real life and immerse yourself in a world of blocks and adventure!

Join us for a wild ride filled with craziness and fun! Just like this insane story of a player who found out she was pregnant and had to stop her depression medication. Can you imagine the chaos that ensued when she tried to explain her mental health struggles to her boyfriend, only to be met with ridiculous responses like “happiness is a choice” and “just smile”?

But fear not, on our server, we understand the importance of empathy and support. We may not have all the answers, but we sure know how to have a good time and lift each other up. So come on over and build, explore, and laugh with us! Who knows, you might even find a new friend who truly gets you, even when you’re battling pregnancy hormones and dealing with crazy relationship drama. See you in the game!

TimeWarpGamer – Minecraft SMP

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	7909
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ores Mined:	7415	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	25	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Cozy Campfires Lit:	7	Epic Shields Constructed:	25
Epic Quests Completed:	23	Cursed Lands Purified:	6
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Chimeras Created:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8	Wyrmholes Dug:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2

Picture this: a Minecraft SMP where time travel is not only possible, but encouraged! Join our server and go back in time to change history in the most hilarious and outrageous ways possible. Want to make dinosaurs roam the earth again? Done. Want to give cavemen smartphones? No problem. The possibilities are endless on our wacky time-traveling server. So grab your pickaxe and hop in your time machine, because the past is your playground on this crazy Minecraft SMP!

BlockyHappyHour

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	9651
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10	Mythical Relics Collected:	12
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	11
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	24
Epic Quests Completed:	21	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Holy Grails Found:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	6

Tired of adulting all day? Need a break from the real world? Join our Minecraft server and escape to a land where the only thing you have to worry about is whether or not to build a house out of diamonds or emeralds!

Our server is the perfect place to unwind after a long day of work. Imagine coming home, kicking off your shoes, and logging into a world where you can ride pigs, battle dragons, and build a roller coaster that goes through a volcano (because why not?).

Join us and let your creativity run wild! Who needs a therapist when you have pixelated blocks to stack? So come on, what are you waiting for? Your virtual adventure awaits!

Concussion Craft: No Brain Drain!

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	5385
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	6
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	18	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	16

come join our minecraft server where we promise u will get so many concussions from all the crazy adventures u will have that u will actually become smarter!! forget school, just play on our server and become a genius!! our players have been known to solve complex puzzles in seconds and recite shakespeare backwards while building epic castles. join now and become the next einstein of minecraft!!

What is the IP for Aphmau Minecraft Server?

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	7951
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
New Chunks Explored:	45833	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	28	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3

Aphmau, also known as Jess, is a popular YouTuber and content creator known for her Minecraft roleplay series. She has gained a large following for her entertaining videos and engaging storytelling. Aphmau has a passion for creating content that resonates with her audience and has built a strong community of fans who admire her creativity and positivity.

MeteorSky

Economy, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Skyblock Minecraft Server Skills King of the Hill KoTH Custom Items PvP Economy Survival Minigames Quests Factions Creative Vanilla Modded Pixelmon Bedwars Prison Redstone, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	4293
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	13
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	11	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Shadow Figures Spotted:	3
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Royal Decrees Issued:	0

MeteorSky is a Minecraft Skyblock Server with many features such as Skills, King of the Hill (KoTH), Custom Items, and much more!

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Blocky Boomers Minecraft Server

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	2489
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15
Epic Battles Fought:	20	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Ether Blades Crafted:	16	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	44	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Astral Staffs Crafted:	12

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even Whitey needs to hustle to pay for them programs and reparashuns! We got a bunch of bitchass mofuggas running around trying to make that paper to pay for their free stuff. And don’t even get me started on them entitled kids playing video games instead of working to pay for my social security!

Join our server if you want to experience the thrill of grinding for virtual currency to pay for imaginary social programs. Who needs real life responsibilities when you can escape to a world where the only thing you need to worry about is building the sickest Minecraft castle to flex on your virtual neighbors?

So come on down and join us for a wild ride filled with outrageous tasks and insane stories that will have you laughing until you cry. Who knew Minecraft could be so hilariously absurd?

Hungry Big Guy Minecraft SMP

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	4655
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Magic Items Found:	1733	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Void Gems Collected:	10	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	39	Towns Built:	7
Divine Spears Created:	19	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Epic Battles Fought:	9	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	1

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because on our server, Big Guy is always hungry and ready to feast on some unsuspecting players! Join us for a chance to outrun Big Guy and become the ultimate survivor in this epic battle of hunger and wit.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a rare and elusive creature that lays diamond eggs instead of boring old chicken eggs. Will you be lucky enough to find one and become the richest player on the server? Or will you fall victim to Big Guy’s insatiable appetite?

Join us now for a wild ride of chaos, danger, and hilarious moments that will have you laughing until you cry. Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft SMP experience you’ll ever have!

UberCrafters: Parents Edition

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	2477
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	17	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	33
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Wyrmholes Dug:	5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10	Orbs of Power Found:	12
Divine Relics Bestowed:	8	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1

Are your parents constantly expecting you to be their personal Uber driver, even in the wee hours of the morning? Do they have no regard for your sleep or work schedule? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, you can escape the real world and join a community where parents don’t exist!

Imagine a world where you can build your own virtual paradise without any interruptions from demanding parents. No more waking up at 4am to call them an Uber, no more sacrificing your sleep for their travel needs.

Join our server and experience the freedom to create and explore without any parental obligations. Build the craziest structures, mine for the rarest materials, and embark on epic adventures with like-minded players who understand the struggle of overbearing parents.

So say goodbye to being your parents’ personal chauffeur and hello to a world where the only thing you need to worry about is creepers blowing up your creations. Join our Minecraft server now and let the fun begin!