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CleverCraft Minecraft Server

battlefield intelligence, careful strategy, CleverCraft, cleverness, delayed actions, Delays, impulsive decisions, long delays, military history, military strategy, Minecraft, patient approach, prolonged waiting, quick decisions, rush to battle, Server, strategic planning, stupid haste, Swift Action, tactical thinking, thoughtful tactics, War, wisdom in war

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	1755
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Titanic Battles Fought:	16	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	10	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and challenges? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect mix of chaos and hilarity! Join us for epic battles where players use their wits to outsmart their opponents in the most ridiculous ways possible.

Our server is known for its insane stories of players pulling off the most outrageous stunts to win battles. From building giant chicken armies to launching themselves out of cannons, you never know what kind of craziness you’ll encounter on our server.

So why wait around on other servers when you can join us and experience the true meaning of “stupid haste in war cleverness”? Trust us, once you join our server, you’ll never want to leave!

PurrisonCraft Minecraft Server

animal rights, animal welfare, controversial case, court ruling, criminal charges, cultural norms, feline companion, Imprisonment, iran, Iranian couple, Justice, Legal System, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, pet cat, pet ownership, Prison, punishment, PurrisonCraft, sentencing, Server, societal expectations, strict laws

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	8053
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	28	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	New Chunks Explored:	413287
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	2

So like, imagine a world where keeping a pet cat gets you thrown in jail! Haha, that’s not the case on our Minecraft server, where you can have ALL the pet cats you want! No judgment here, just fluffy feline fun!

Join our server and escape the crazy laws of the real world. Build a cat kingdom, rule over your furry subjects, and never worry about getting arrested for being a crazy cat person again!

Plus, we have a secret underground catnip farm that only the most dedicated players can find. Trust us, it’s a purr-fectly good time! So come on, join us and let’s meow our way to victory together!

OrbánCraft: Putin’s Bane – EU Edition

Attack, BANE, Conflict, controversy, criticism, Democracy, Diplomacy, eastern europe, Edition, european parliament, european union, fiery, international relations, opposition, Orbán, OrbánCraft, Politics, Putins, russia, sanctions, Speech, Support, von der Leyen, world affairs

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	724
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Star Shards Collected:	272
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10
Mythical Relics Collected:	11	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	48
Epic Quests Completed:	6	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Alien Abductions:	4

Yo, u gotta join dis Minecraft server, cuz it’s like, da bomb diggity, ya know? Like, we got pigs flyin’ around shootin’ lasers outta their eyes, it’s cray cray! Plus, we got a secret underground base where we keep all da rarest diamonds and emeralds, like straight up Indiana Jones style, yo. And don’t even get me started on da epic battles we have with giant mutant creepers, it’s like Godzilla vs King Kong up in here! So come join us, cuz it’s gonna be lit AF, fam!

Crafty Protein Designers & Structure Predictors

2024.., AI model, chemistry, complex structures, computational protein design, Crafty, David Baker, Demis Hassabis, designers, discoveries, John Jumper, Nobel Prize, popular science background, Potential, Predictors, press release, protein, protein structure prediction, proteins, scientific explanation, structure, Video

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	6270
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	19
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	28
Falling into the Void:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2

Yo, yo, yo! Have you heard about the craziest Minecraft server out there? It’s like winning the Nobel Prize in Chemistry 2024, but for gamers! We got David Baker creating some sick computational protein designs in the virtual world. And don’t even get me started on Demis Hassabis and John Jumper predicting protein structures like it’s nobody’s business.

Join our server for the ultimate protein-packed adventure! Build new proteins, predict complex structures, and unleash your inner scientist in the world of Minecraft. It’s like winning a Nobel Prize every time you log on. So what are you waiting for? Get in on the action and start crafting some virtual proteins like a boss!

Whip It Good Minecraft Server

behavioral issues, child development, controversy, corporal punishment, Country, cultural norms, discipline, education, Flag, Good, Minecraft, parents, Permitted, physical punishment, Primary school, Rural, school policy, Server, Slapping, Students, Supported, Teacher, WHIP

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	1072
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Villages Defended:	10
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Secret Passages Found:	5	Astral Staffs Crafted:	18

Are you tired of living in a world where corporal punishment is frowned upon? Look no further, because on our Minecraft server, not only is it permitted, it’s encouraged! Join our wacky community where teachers slap students left and right, all with the full support of their parents. It’s a wild, wild world out here, so come on in and experience the chaos for yourself! Who knew getting smacked around could be so much fun?

Get Real Minecraft SMP

adventurous living, alternative housing, city services, community living, dream home, Dream lifestyle, financial freedom, floating community, houseboat living, Minecraft, Minimalism, off grid living, real, remote living, smp, sustainable living, tax benefits, tax-free living, unconventional housing, unconventional living, unique lifestyle, waterfront living, Yellowknife

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	5790
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Farms Harvested:	342	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17

Are you tired of paying taxes on your boring old land-based house? Join our Minecraft SMP and live in a luxurious houseboat in a floating community off the coast of Yellowknife! Not only do you pay zero tax, but you also get to use all the city services like free ice fishing lessons and polar bear protection patrols. Plus, rumor has it that the mayor is actually a friendly walrus who loves to host dance parties on the ice floes. Don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to live like a true Arctic adventurer!

ShirtlessSteve – Minecraft SMP

athletic apparel, body confidence, exercise attire, fitness culture, male body image, male fashion, male fitness, male runners, Minecraft, outdoor exercise, physical activity, running etiquette, running in public, running in the heat, running outdoors, Self-expression, shirtless running, ShirtlessSteve, smp, societal norms, summer exercise, workout clothing, Workout Gear

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	8274
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10	Mysterious Portals Opened:	20
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Crystal Caves Mapped:	4
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	4
Phantom Knights Defeated:	8	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Rainbows Spotted:	5	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new ore? Well, look no further because our SMP is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world!

Join us for epic battles against giant chickens, treasure hunts for enchanted golden carrots, and even a quest to find the legendary diamond-encrusted llama! Plus, our community is filled with hilarious players who will keep you laughing for hours on end.

So why wait? Join our server now and let the craziness begin! Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself. Don’t miss out on the fun – join us today!

Close Call Craft

Adrenaline Rush, brush with death, Call, cheating death, close, close call, Craft, death-defying experience, facing death, heart-pounding, heart-stopping moment, life flashing before my eyes, life or death situation, life-threatening situation, living on the edge, miraculous escape, mortality, narrow escape, Near Death Experience, staring death in the face, Survival, thankful to be alive, traumatic experience

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	4680
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	13	Immortal Anvils Forged:	18
Secret Passages Found:	7	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	5625	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Cursed Lands Purified:	7
Epic Weapons Forged:	8	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where the only danger is accidentally falling into a pit of lava? Well, look no further because on our server, the closest you’ll come to dying is when you’re facing off against a horde of zombie chickens armed with diamond swords!

Join us for a wild ride where you’ll have to navigate through a maze of exploding creepers, dodge fire-breathing dragons, and even challenge the mighty Ender Dragon to a dance-off (spoiler alert: he’s got some killer moves).

So if you’re looking for a server that will keep you on the edge of your seat (and possibly send you flying off of it), then come join us for the ultimate adrenaline rush. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a spare pair of diamond armor – you’re gonna need it!

BorderGuardz Minecraft Server

armenia, border control, border security, BorderGuardz, Caucasus region, cross-border cooperation, diplomatic relations, foreign policy, historical agreement, international relations, iran, military presence, military withdrawal, Minecraft, peacekeeping mission, political shift, Post-Soviet era, regional dynamics, Russian border guards, security cooperation, Server, Troop withdrawal

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	3095
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	24	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	37
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Epic Quests Completed:	8
Divine Spears Created:	18	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Rune Stones Activated:	10	Votes:	3787

come join our epic minecraft server where russian border guards are leaving armenia-iran for the first time in decades, starting january 1st, 2025!! why, you ask? because our server is so lit, even the border guards can’t resist joining in on the fun!

imagine building your own border guard outpost, complete with russian accents and vodka dispensers. or maybe you’ll stumble upon a secret underground tunnel that leads straight to armenia-iran (in minecraft, of course).

plus, our server is so exclusive that even putin himself has been known to drop in for a game or two. join now and be a part of the craziest minecraft adventure you’ll ever experience!

ChemicalCraft: Ukraine vs Russia

aggression, Armed Forces, chemical weapons, ChemicalCraft, Conflict, Defense, Diplomacy, eastern europe, Government, international relations, Invasion, Military, Politics, Propaganda, putin, russia, russians, sanctions, SECURITY, Ukraine, violence, War

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	1367
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	8	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	6
Enchantments Applied:	143	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Demon Skulls Collected:	27	Twisted Realms Survived:	1

Come join our epic Minecraft server where you can fight off evil Russians using chemical weapons against the Armed Forces of Ukraine! Build your own bunker to protect yourself from the crazy chaos happening around you! Team up with other players to strategize and take down the enemy with your trusty diamond sword! Don’t miss out on the action-packed adventure waiting for you on our server! Join now and show those Russians who’s boss!

GroomedCraft Minecraft Server

#youtube, 2view, advice, company secrets, Content Creation, Content Creator, Corpo, doxxing forum, ExpertArmcha1r, groomed, GroomedCraft, Grooming, Kawaii, Kiwifarms, Minecraft, online communities, online safety, privacy concerns, Proctor Zakharov, Server, social media, SpinOff, twitter

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	6808
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	26	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	23
Mines Excavated:	2611	Crops Grown:	3998
Zombie Dances:	9	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	16
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Star Shards Collected:	163

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old content creators giving you advice? Well, look no further! Join our server where the owner is a master of doxxing forums and has all the inside scoop on how to become a successful content creator.

Forget about those mainstream influencers, come join us and become the next 2view sensation to be groomed by Proctor Zakharov himself. And if you happen to land a job at a big corporation, make sure to spill all the juicy secrets to him just like everyone else does. Who needs loyalty when you can have all the gossip?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let the madness begin! Who knows, you might even find out about the next big company closure before it’s even announced. It’s like insider trading, but for Minecraft players!