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On our server, you can build your own fortress of solitude where no one can judge you for not wanting to perform in the bedroom. No more being gaslit or browbeaten into pretending you want sex – here, you can be your true self without fear of ridicule.
And forget about privacy concerns – on our server, your personal information stays private. No need to worry about strangers on Reddit or Twitter dissecting your every move.
So come join us and experience the freedom of being alone in a world where being married after your 30’s is seen as a dehumanizing existence. Who needs a partner when you have a Minecraft server to escape to?
Are you ready to join the most epic Minecraft server of all time? Well, let me tell you about this server where the owner tricked some dude into fronting the entire development cost of his game! And get this, the game still hasn’t made a profit! But that’s not all, he made a whole short film with his friends and stuffed it in the game as a missable bonus. Talk about dedication!
But wait, there’s more! This server has film directors and actors/actresses working for him. He even 3D scanned them all for blender chads. And the best part? He made the mother of all walking sims, and somehow made it fun! Who knew walking could be so exciting?
So, if you’re looking for a server that burns a ton of money but still manages to attract big companies and help based on name recognition alone, then this is the server for you! Join now and be a part of the madness. Princess Beach awaits you!
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where Copprtfield is in deep shit! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. Legend has it that Copprtfield dug too greedily and too deep, unleashing a horde of angry creepers upon his land. Now, his once beautiful kingdom is in ruins and he needs your help to rebuild and defend against the explosive menace.
But that’s not all! Our server is home to the rarest and most elusive mobs you’ll ever encounter. From rainbow-colored zombies to flying pigs, you never know what kind of crazy creatures you’ll come across. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond-encrusted chicken that lays golden eggs.
So come join us on our server and help Copprtfield out of his deep shit situation. Who knows, you might just become the hero of this wacky Minecraft world!
This server is completely NON OP and is a twist on classic prison servers from back in the day. Although the server is based around old school prison servers, we have tons of updated and enjoyable features, including a fun story of quests to take you through your ranks.
Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more dramatic than your mom’s soap operas? Well, look no further! Join our server where we have Jewish Orthodox women going on a sex strike to get their friend Malky’s abusive husband “Wolf” to sign those divorce papers. That’s right, no one gets any action until Malky is free from that creep! So come on over and witness the craziest love triangle Minecraft has ever seen. Who needs diamonds when you have this level of drama? Join now and help Malky get her divorce, because we all know that’s the real end game here.
Tired of living in a world where women think there’s “enough feminism”? Come join our Minecraft server where the only rule is that feminism is always in style! Our pixelated world is filled with strong, independent female players who build epic structures and slay dragons with ease. Plus, rumor has it that our resident Ender Dragon is actually a fierce feminist who fights for equal rights in the virtual realm. So if you’re looking for a server where women rule and feminism reigns supreme, look no further! Join us today and let’s smash the patriarchy one block at a time!
TrekCraft is not an ordinary server. We have a friendly community that participates in events every week. We have a variety of game-enhancing plugins, including Towny, McMMO, Mythic Mobs with custom bosses, ArtMap, Jobs, chest shops, crates, auctions, quests, and more. Our staff hosts events such as trivia and contests, creating a fun and welcoming environment for players.
Are you tired of the same old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the purrfect place for all you catgirl enthusiasts out there! Join us for the Femra edition where catgirls roam free and rule the land.
But wait, there’s more! We have exclusive early access starting on Friday, June 28, 2024, at 2:00 AM PDT. Release date is set for Tuesday, July 2, 2024. Don’t miss out on the chance to be one of the first to experience this epic adventure!
In-game events include a Yo-kai Watch event rerun (until Patch 7.0) where you can catch ’em all, a Moogle Treasure Trove event (from May 14th to June 24th) where you can find hidden treasures, and a Make it Rain event (May 15 – May 31st) where you can make it rain with riches!
But that’s not all, folks! We have a cross-region data center travel test (until Patch 7.0) for all you globetrotters, a PvP Series 5 (until Patch 7.0) for all you battle enthusiasts, and plenty of resources, free companies, and linkshells to keep you connected.
And if you’re feeling social, join us for a meetup on May 18 at 5:00 PM PDT at Balmung, Wolf’s Den for the Kappa Casual Crystal Conflict! It’s going to be a meow-tastic time!
So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft server where catgirls reign supreme and adventure awaits at every turn!
Are you ready to join the most chaotic Minecraft server on the interwebs? Fallenshadow, our resident schizo loli, is always looking for new husbands to join her in her pixelated adventures. But be warned, she’s a hard-working queen who demands only the best company!
Join us for a wild ride filled with Twitch streams, ASMR videos, and even a Ribbon Cage match or two. And if you’re lucky, you might catch a glimpse of Otis, our trusty manager who keeps things running smoothly (most of the time).
But beware, our Twitter feeds are a rollercoaster of emotions, with Menhera drama and shadowchama shenanigans galore. And don’t forget to check out our schedule, coming soon™ to a screen near you.
So what are you waiting for? Dive into the madness and join us on the craziest Minecraft server this side of the digital realm. Just remember to follow the rules, ignore the trolls, and most importantly, have a blast! See you in the game, lovelies!
